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(Toughman) Tha Next Big Thing defeated You eat it by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, September 14, 2019

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 247 pounds (112 kilograms) is You eat it!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Thing tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It fires a barrage of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+You Eat It takes charge with a volley of quick punches to the jaw. Thing retreats to the far corner.
+Thing punches You Eat It with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
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+You Eat It hits with a series of blows to the chin.
+You Eat It strikes with a volley of strong shots to the head!!
You Eat It lands a devestating uppercut and Thing staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+You Eat It backs up Thing with a light roundhouse to the eye.
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+Thing throws a nice left to the eye!
+You Eat It catches Thing with a pair of shots to the eye.
+Thing hits with a roundhouse to the nose. You Eat It gets mad!
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Thing connects with a glancing jab to the nose.
Thing lands a bone crushing left haymaker and You Eat It is knocked down!!

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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Thing hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
Thing lands a powerful right haymaker and You Eat It drops like a stone!!

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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Thing grazes You Eat It with a series of blows to the face.
-You Eat It launches a flurry of shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Thing jars You Eat It with a quick left to the eye.
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-You Eat It throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-You Eat It throws a uppercut to the face, but Thing ties him up.
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+Thing takes charge with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+You Eat It takes charge with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
+You Eat It lands a series of vicious punches to the temple.
You Eat It lands a brutal smash to the jaw and Thing drops like a stone!!

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Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Thing nails You Eat It with a cross to the chin. You Eat It retreats to the far corner.
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Thing tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It smacks Thing with a series of light blows to the head!!
Thing tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thing tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It nails Thing with a mean hook to the jaw.
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-You Eat It launches a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 23 of 24 punches, and You eat it landed 27 of 55 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 10-9


Thing doesn't even want to rest!

You Eat It doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 2

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+You Eat It solidly lands a pair of nasty shots to the jaw. Thing is hurt!
You Eat It lands a quick right blow to the head and Thing is knocked out of the ring!!

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SEVEN
Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+You Eat It hurts Thing with a pair of punches to the temple. Thing laughs!
-You Eat It probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Thing stuns You Eat It with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
+Thing smashes You Eat It with a pair of off balance shots to the nose.
-You Eat It tries a volley of blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
-You Eat It launches a hook to the chin, but Thing ties him up.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Thing throws a strong sweeping right to the chin.
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+Thing tosses a volley of vicious punches to the face!
+Thing connects with a series of vicious punches to the mouth!!
Thing lands a tremendous smash to the jaw and You Eat It is knocked off his feet!!

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FIVE
You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+You Eat It hits Thing with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
-You Eat It attacks with a series of right punches to the nose, but Thing ducks just in time.
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+You Eat It thumps Thing with a flurry of shots to the face! Thing grimaces in pain.
+Thing hits You Eat It with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
Thing tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It jars Thing with a barrage of powerful shots to the nose!!
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-You Eat It launches a volley of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Thing tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing hits with a pair of punches to the head. You Eat It quickly recovers.
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+You Eat It backs up Thing with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
-You Eat It throws a pair of right blows to the nose, but Thing backs out of it.
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Thing tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It scores with a volley of nice blows to the mouth!!
-You Eat It attempts a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Thing ducks.
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+Thing hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
Thing lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and You Eat It falls to the canvas!!

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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Thing tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing rocks You Eat It with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 23 of 23 punches, and You eat it landed 17 of 57 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 20-18


Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

You Eat It grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 3

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
You Eat It is brawling. (inside)

+Thing wallops You Eat It with a jab to the eye. You Eat It retreats to the far corner.
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-You Eat It throws a flurry of shots to the face, but Thing beats a hasty retreat.
+Thing annoys You Eat It with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
Thing lands a devestating left blow to the temple and You Eat It is knocked down!!

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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+You Eat It fires a flurry of painful blows to the nose.
You Eat It lands a slow motion left hook and Thing goes over backwards!!

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Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-You Eat It probes with a hook to the eye, but falls short.
+You Eat It punches Thing with a uppercut to the face.
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+Thing throws a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
+Thing hits with a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
Thing lands a mighty uppercut and You Eat It is flattened!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Tha Next Big Thing wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Thing is obviously tired.

You Eat It collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: You eat it 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9

Tha Next Big Thing wins by a knockout!