Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Joe Squash defeated Hello Kitty by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Saturday, September 14, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 282 pounds (128 kilograms) is Hello Kitty!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is Joe Squash!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Kitty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash strikes with a volley of light shots to the nose.
Squash lands a mighty left blow to the head and Kitty is flattened!!
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Kitty struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Squash hurts Kitty with a hook to the mouth.
+Kitty solidly lands a volley of punches to the ribs!
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Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Kitty attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Squash lunges with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kitty thumps Squash with a pair of shots to the ribs.
+Squash jars Kitty with a flurry of blows to the eye.
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-Squash launches a series of right shots to the jaw, but Kitty blocks.
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+Kitty punches Squash with a barrage of quick shots to the solar plexus.
Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash lands a volley of furious punches to the nose.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hello Kitty landed 16 of 24 punches, and Joe Squash landed 12 of 23 punches.
Joe Squash won the round 10-8
Joe Squash is winning the fight 10-8
Kitty doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Squash doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Kitty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Kitty launches a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Squash hides behind his gloves.
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-Squash tries to land a volley of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Kitty throws a pair of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Squash whacks Kitty with a furious straight right to the chest! Kitty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the ribs.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kitty jolts Squash with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Squash connects with a flurry of glancing shots to the chest. Kitty laughs!
Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hello Kitty landed 11 of 23 punches, and Joe Squash landed 17 of 24 punches.
Joe Squash won the round 10-9
Joe Squash is winning the fight 20-17
Kitty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Kitty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Squash pummels Kitty with a flurry of commanding blows to the stomach.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash nails Kitty with a pair of powerful blows to the stomach.
+Kitty annoys Squash with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Squash probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Kitty ducks just in time.
Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kitty suprises Squash with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kitty paws a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Squash ties him up.
+Squash slams Kitty with a volley of nice blows to the chest.
+Kitty clocks Squash with a powerful roundhouse to the ribs!
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Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hello Kitty landed 13 of 35 punches, and Joe Squash landed 18 of 25 punches.
Joe Squash won the round 10-9
Joe Squash is winning the fight 30-26
Kitty is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.
Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Kitty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash hits Kitty with a pair of heavy punches to the chest!
-Kitty probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kitty tosses a flurry of wild shots to the stomach.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash belts Kitty with a volley of blows to the ribs.
+Squash hits with a pair of blows to the ribs.
-Kitty probes with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Kitty tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash solidly lands a flurry of solid punches to the stomach. Kitty sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hello Kitty landed 11 of 36 punches, and Joe Squash landed 22 of 32 punches.
Joe Squash won the round 10-9
Joe Squash is winning the fight 40-35
Kitty collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.
Squash is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Kitty fights inside. (inside)
Squash fights inside. (inside)
+Squash clocks Kitty with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
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+Squash hits with a hard uppercut to the chin.
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-Kitty tries to land a volley of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Squash tags Kitty with a barrage of quick punches to the head!
Squash lands a powerful blow to the temple and Kitty is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Joe Squash wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Kitty can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Squash is slowing down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joe Squash 10-8
Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joe Squash 10-8
Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joe Squash 10-8
Round 2: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 4: Joe Squash 10-9
Joe Squash wins by a knockout!
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