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(Middleweight) The Greatest Never defeated Middle Dork Boom II by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Friday, September 13, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 159 pounds (72 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Middle Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle hammers Never with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.

Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Middle takes charge with a glancing right to the solar plexus. Never beats a hasty retreat.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never whacks Middle with a flurry of vicious blows to the stomach.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle punches Never with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Never grazes Middle with a pair of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never hits with a series of painful shots to the stomach.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle tosses a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 18 of 25 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 25 of 25 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9


Never doesn't even want to rest!

Middle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Middle lands a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never catches Middle with a pair of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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+Never connects with a uppercut to the ribs.
Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never throws a vicious left to the solar plexus.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle fires a series of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Middle fires a series of loud blows to the chest! Never sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Middle fires a barrage of strong shots to the stomach. Never hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 16 of 24 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 23 of 23 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 20-18


Never remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Middle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never lands a volley of nice blows to the chest.
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+Never strikes with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Middle covers up.
Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle hits with a volley of vicious shots to the solar plexus. Never beats a hasty retreat.
-Never launches a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Middle fires a series of heavy shots to the ribs!
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle jolts Never with a barrage of nasty blows to the stomach.
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+Middle tags Never with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 17 of 24 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 24 of 24 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 30-27


Never is obviously tired.

Middle is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Middle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Never tosses a pair of shots to the solar plexus!!
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle shakes Never with a roundhouse to the stomach.
Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Never fires a flurry of furious blows to the ribs. Middle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle suprises Never with a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus. Never backpedals to his own corner.
+Middle solidly lands a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never jolts Middle with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Middle hammers Never with a quick roundhouse to the stomach. Never grimaces in pain.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 18 of 23 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 27 of 34 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 39-37


Never is obviously tired.

Middle looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Middle probes with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Never lashes out with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Middle stays away from it.
+Never pounds Middle with a flurry of punches to the chest!!
Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never suprises Middle with a volley of vicious shots to the ribs.
+Middle shakes Never with a pair of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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+Never strikes with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Middle lands a uppercut to the ribs.
Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never catches Middle with a solid left to the solar plexus. Middle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Middle fires a flurry of shots to the chest.
Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never throws a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 22 of 34 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 23 of 34 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 48-47


Never is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Middle collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Middle is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Never takes charge with a volley of solid blows to the ribs.
Never lands a well placed cross to the jaw and Middle collapses!!

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Middle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never throws a pair of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle thumps Never with a cross to the nose.
Middle lands a devestating punch in the nose and Never bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Never struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Middle throws a volley of off balance uppercuts to the eye. Never backpedals to his own corner.
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+Never backs up Middle with a vicious hook to the ribs. Middle quickly recovers.
Never lands a lightning blow to the temple and Middle falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
The Greatest Never wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Never looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Middle can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 4: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 5: The Greatest Never 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 4: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 5: The Greatest Never 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 5: The Greatest Never 10-9

The Greatest Never wins by a knockout!