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(Light-Heavyweight) Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver defeated Marge Simpson. by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Saturday, September 7, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 173 pounds (78 kilograms) is Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Marge Simpson.!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1

Carver backpedals and jabs.
Simpson. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Simpson. tries to land a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Carver blocks.
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+Carver tosses a flurry of punches to the chin. Simpson. backpedals to his own corner.
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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Simpson. launches a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Carver deftly avoits it.
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+Carver catches Simpson. with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Carver hammers Simpson. with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
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+Carver hurts Simpson. with a series of strong punches to the eye. Simpson. retreats to the far corner.
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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Carver staggers Simpson. with a volley of punches to the temple. Simpson. sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Simpson. probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Simpson. annoys Carver with a barrage of quick shots to the stomach.
+Carver tattoos Simpson. with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Carver lands a series of punches to the face.
+Carver pokes Simpson. with a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
+Carver hits with a powerful jab to the mouth. Simpson. backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver landed 36 of 43 punches, and Marge Simpson. landed 5 of 25 punches.

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver won the round 10-9

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver is winning the fight 10-9


Carver doesn't want to stop fighting!

Simpson. doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Carver backpedals and jabs.
Simpson. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Carver suprises Simpson. with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
+Carver throws a barrage of wild shots to the ribs.
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+Carver throws a series of punches to the mouth.
-Simpson. lunges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Carver takes it in the forearms.
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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Simpson. hits Carver with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Simpson. attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Carver blocks.
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+Carver tosses a series of glancing shots to the temple.
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-Simpson. lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Carver steps aside and laughs.
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+Carver jars Simpson. with a volley of light punches to the eye.
+Carver tags Simpson. with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver landed 38 of 39 punches, and Marge Simpson. landed 5 of 23 punches.

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver won the round 10-9

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver is winning the fight 20-18


Carver doesn't want to stop fighting!

Simpson. doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Carver backpedals and jabs.
Simpson. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Simpson. probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Carver tosses a series of blows to the eye.
Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Carver fires a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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-Simpson. lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Carver takes it in the forearms.
Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Carver wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Simpson. lashes out with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Carver escapes.
+Carver lashes out with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
+Carver suprises Simpson. with a series of mean punches to the stomach. Simpson. falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver landed 38 of 38 punches, and Marge Simpson. landed 5 of 23 punches.

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver won the round 10-9

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver is winning the fight 30-27


Carver doesn't even want to rest!

Simpson. doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Carver backpedals and jabs.
Simpson. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Carver lands a series of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Simpson. fires a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Carver hides behind his gloves.
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+Carver lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple.
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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Carver throws a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Simpson. throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Carver connects with a barrage of light shots to the chin.
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Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Carver pounds Simpson. with a flurry of punches to the head!!
Carver tries to attack, but Simpson. hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Carver connects with a series of mean punches to the head. Simpson. sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver landed 31 of 42 punches, and Marge Simpson. landed 3 of 17 punches.

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver won the round 10-9

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver is winning the fight 40-36


Carver doesn't even want to rest!

Simpson. doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 5

Carver backpedals and jabs.
Simpson. fights inside. (inside)

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-Simpson. charges with a series of right blows to the mouth, but misses.
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-Simpson. charges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Carver takes it in the forearms.
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+Carver punches Simpson. with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Carver tattoos Simpson. with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
+Simpson. suprises Carver with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Carver catches Simpson. with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Carver suprises Simpson. with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Simpson. attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Carver ties him up.
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+Carver annoys Simpson. with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Carver lashes out with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin!! Simpson. gets mad!
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-Simpson. paws a sweeping right to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Carver tags Simpson. with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Carver hits Simpson. with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver landed 38 of 42 punches, and Marge Simpson. landed 6 of 31 punches.

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver won the round 10-9

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver is winning the fight 50-45


Carver doesn't even want to rest!

Simpson. doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 6

Carver backpedals and jabs.
Simpson. fights inside. (inside)

-Simpson. attempts a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Carver escapes.
-Simpson. throws a volley of right blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Simpson. paws a pair of right blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Carver drills Simpson. with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Carver jars Simpson. with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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+Carver throws a flurry of punches to the mouth. Simpson. ignores it.
+Carver scores with a pair of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Carver scores with a straight right to the face!! Simpson. sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Simpson. pokes Carver with a nice hook to the mouth!
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+Carver hurts Simpson. with a series of hard punches to the temple.
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+Carver solidly lands a barrage of punches to the eye!! Simpson. sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Simpson. attacks with a volley of left blows to the chin, but Carver steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver landed 37 of 37 punches, and Marge Simpson. landed 8 of 32 punches.

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver won the round 10-9

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver is winning the fight 60-54


Carver remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Simpson. doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 7

Carver backpedals and jabs.
Simpson. fights inside. (inside)

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-Simpson. fires a pair of left shots to the jaw, but Carver blocks.
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+Carver hits Simpson. with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Simpson. attempts a flurry of right shots to the head, but Carver ducks.
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+Carver smashes Simpson. with a barrage of light punches to the chin.
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+Carver takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Simpson. slams Carver with a pair of furious punches to the face.
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-Simpson. probes with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Carver nails Simpson. with a pair of quick punches to the stomach! Simpson. ignores it.
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-Simpson. throws a flurry of shots to the nose, but Carver takes it in the forearms.
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+Carver catches Simpson. with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Carver attacks with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Simpson. lashes out with a volley of blows to the temple, but Carver ducks.
+Carver annoys Simpson. with a flurry of commanding punches to the face!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver landed 40 of 40 punches, and Marge Simpson. landed 7 of 30 punches.

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver won the round 10-9

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver is winning the fight 70-63


Carver remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Simpson. doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 8

Carver backpedals and jabs.
Simpson. is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Carver pops Simpson. with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth. Simpson. ignores it.
-Simpson. launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Carver quickly backs away.
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-Simpson. charges with a left left to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Simpson. attempts a volley of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Simpson. probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Carver stays away from it.
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-Simpson. paws a roundhouse to the eye, but Carver stays away from it.
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+Carver throws a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Simpson. throws a jab to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Simpson. paws a right cross to the head, but fails to score.
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+Simpson. hurts Carver with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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-Simpson. probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Carver narrowly avoids it
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+Carver hits Simpson. with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Carver smacks Simpson. with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Simpson. hits with a pair of painful punches to the chin. Carver ignores it.
+Simpson. wakes up the fans with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
+Carver attacks with a stinging cross to the jaw.
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-Simpson. attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Carver blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver landed 37 of 41 punches, and Marge Simpson. landed 22 of 64 punches.

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver won the round 10-9

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver is winning the fight 80-72


Carver remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Simpson. doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 9

Carver is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Simpson. is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Simpson. scores with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Simpson. attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Carver escapes.
-Simpson. probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Simpson. probes with a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Simpson. pummels Carver with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw!
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-Simpson. attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Simpson. tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but Carver leaps aside.
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-Simpson. probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Carver deftly avoits it.
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-Simpson. lunges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Simpson. lands a series of furious blows to the ribs.
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-Simpson. lashes out with a series of left punches to the head, but Carver ducks just in time.
+Carver fires a pair of wild blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver landed 6 of 8 punches, and Marge Simpson. landed 15 of 62 punches.

Marge Simpson. won the round 10-9

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver is winning the fight 89-82


Carver remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Simpson. doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 10

Carver is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Simpson. fights inside. (inside)

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-Simpson. tries a uppercut to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Simpson. connects with a barrage of mean blows to the eye.
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-Simpson. probes with a volley of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Simpson. attempts a volley of shots to the chin, but falls short.
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+Carver catches Simpson. with a pair of nice punches to the chin. Simpson. laughs!
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-Simpson. tries a volley of punches to the eye, but Carver takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver landed 8 of 8 punches, and Marge Simpson. landed 6 of 34 punches.

Marge Simpson. won the round 10-9

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver is winning the fight 98-92


Carver remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Simpson. doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 11

Carver is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Simpson. is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Carver tags Simpson. with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
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-Simpson. tries to land a punch to the mouth, but misses.
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+Simpson. thumps Carver with a series of crosses to the head.
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-Simpson. throws a series of uppercuts to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Simpson. tries a series of left punches to the temple, but Carver blocks.
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-Simpson. charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Carver beats a hasty retreat.
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-Simpson. throws a right jab to the jaw, but Carver steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver landed 8 of 8 punches, and Marge Simpson. landed 9 of 40 punches.

Marge Simpson. won the round 10-9

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver is winning the fight 107-102


Carver remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Simpson. doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 12

Carver is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Simpson. is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Simpson. charges with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Simpson. lashes out with a pair of hooks to the face, but Carver narrowly avoids it
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-Simpson. charges with a pair of left hooks to the eye, but Carver steps aside and laughs.
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-Simpson. attempts a series of right roundhouses to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Simpson. probes with a pair of left roundhouses to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Simpson. lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Carver deftly avoits it.
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+Simpson. annoys Carver with a barrage of commanding punches to the face!
+Carver throws a volley of mean shots to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver landed 8 of 8 punches, and Marge Simpson. landed 9 of 37 punches.

Marge Simpson. won the round 10-9

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver is winning the fight 116-112


Carver remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Simpson. doesn't even want to rest!



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 2: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 3: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 4: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 5: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 6: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 7: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 8: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 9: Marge Simpson. 10-9
Round 10: Marge Simpson. 10-9
Round 11: Marge Simpson. 10-9
Round 12: Marge Simpson. 10-9

Total Score: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 2: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 3: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 4: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 5: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 6: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 7: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 8: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 9: Marge Simpson. 10-9
Round 10: Marge Simpson. 10-9
Round 11: Marge Simpson. 10-9
Round 12: Marge Simpson. 10-9

Total Score: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 116-112


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 2: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 3: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 4: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 5: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 6: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 7: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 8: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 10-9
Round 9: Marge Simpson. 10-9
Round 10: Marge Simpson. 10-9
Round 11: Marge Simpson. 10-9
Round 12: Marge Simpson. 10-9

Total Score: Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver 116-112

Jackie 'Razorblade' Carver wins by decision!