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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated HAVOC! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Wednesday, September 11, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is HAVOC!!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Havoc! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a barrage of combinations to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 5 belts Havoc! with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Havoc! catches Dorkness 5 with a volley of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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-Havoc! probes with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 5 pounds Havoc! with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
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+Havoc! staggers Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Havoc! tosses a series of punches to the chest. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Havoc! suprises Dorkness 5 with a uppercut to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 hammers Havoc! with a series of punches to the chin. Havoc! is hurt!
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+Dorkness 5 slams Havoc! with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 hits with Havoc! with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Havoc! with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
Dorkness 5 lands a powerful right uppercut and Havoc! is knocked off his feet!!

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Havoc! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HAVOC! landed 18 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 21 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-8


Havoc! doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Havoc! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Havoc! tattoos Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Havoc! probes with a series of right combinations to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 hits Havoc! with a barrage of quick combinations to the eye.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Havoc! belts Dorkness 5 with a pair of heavy shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Havoc! with a painful jab to the head.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a flurry of wild combinations to the chin. Havoc! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Havoc! attacks with a volley of combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.

BELL

According to the commentator:

HAVOC! landed 10 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 20 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-17


Havoc! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Havoc! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Havoc! throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a series of combinations to the eye.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a left jab to the eye, but Havoc! leaps aside.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Havoc! hits Dorkness 5 with a barrage of wild blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
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-Havoc! throws a hook to the chest, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 5 tattoos Havoc! with a pair of combinations to the jaw.
+Dorkness 5 tags Havoc! with a flurry of furious punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

HAVOC! landed 10 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 20 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-26


Havoc! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Havoc! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 5 fires a uppercut to the chin.
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+Havoc! backs up Dorkness 5 with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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-Havoc! attempts a hook to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 tags Havoc! with a pair of heavy combinations to the nose! Havoc! shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 5 thumps Havoc! with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye. Havoc! ignores it.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a left to the temple, but Havoc! ducks just in time.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a mean straight right to the face.
Dorkness 5 lands a tremendous blow to the head and Havoc! lands flat on his back!!

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Havoc! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Havoc! slams Dorkness 5 with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of combinations to the temple, but Havoc! deftly avoits it.
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-Havoc! throws a jab to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
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-Havoc! throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Havoc! with a pair of shots to the jaw.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

HAVOC! landed 7 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 24 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 40-34


Havoc! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Havoc! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a volley of left combinations to the temple, but Havoc! ducks.
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-Havoc! attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Havoc! with a series of shots to the eye!
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+Dorkness 5 lands a series of commanding shots to the mouth.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Havoc! tries a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Havoc! lunges with a series of right blows to the chest, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
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+Dorkness 5 suprises Havoc! with a stiff straight right to the nose.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a series of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Havoc! with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth. Havoc! covers up.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Havoc! hits Dorkness 5 with a barrage of mean blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HAVOC! landed 7 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 24 of 35 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 50-43


Havoc! is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Havoc! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 tags Havoc! with a series of nasty combinations to the head.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a barrage of left combinations to the nose, but Havoc! deftly avoits it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Havoc! probes with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 rocks Havoc! with a volley of loud combinations to the nose.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 pummels Havoc! with a jab to the chin.
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-Havoc! probes with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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-Havoc! probes with a volley of combinations to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
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+Havoc! slams Dorkness 5 with a stiff roundhouse to the chest.
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-Havoc! lashes out with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 stays away from it.
+Dorkness 5 backs up Havoc! with a series of punches to the head.
Dorkness 5 lands a resounding smash to the jaw and Havoc! bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Havoc! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye!
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+Dorkness 5 whacks Havoc! with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HAVOC! landed 5 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 23 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 60-51


Havoc! is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Havoc! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Havoc! fires a uppercut to the chest, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a flurry of shots to the head.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 thumps Havoc! with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
-Havoc! attempts a left uppercut to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Havoc! throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but Havoc! quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a volley of powerful combinations to the jaw.
+Dorkness 5 fires a volley of off balance combinations to the chin.
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-Havoc! paws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.

BELL

According to the commentator:

HAVOC! landed 5 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 22 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 70-60


Havoc! is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Havoc! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Havoc! tries a volley of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Havoc! with a volley of combinations to the jaw. Havoc! backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of combinations to the jaw.
+Havoc! lashes out with a glancing left to the stomach. Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of off balance combinations to the chin!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a flurry of combinations to the head, but falls short.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Havoc! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Havoc! tries to land a series of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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BELL
Havoc! is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.

The doctor won't let HAVOC! continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a technical knockout!