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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated Bring the Rain V by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Tuesday, September 10, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Bring the Rain V!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bring staggers Dorkness 3 with a pair of shots to the nose. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 3 nails Bring with a pair of painful blows to the chest.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bring clocks Dorkness 3 with a series of blows to the chin.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bring throws a volley of punches to the face.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bring hits with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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+Bring hits Dorkness 3 with a nice uppercut to the eye. Dorkness 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dorkness 3 throws a quick roundhouse to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 21 punches, and Bring the Rain V landed 23 of 23 punches.

Bring the Rain V won the round 10-9

Bring the Rain V is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the right eye.

Bring doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 smashes Bring with a volley of blows to the stomach.
+Bring tosses a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bring jolts Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bring scores with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach!! Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 3 tosses a solid hook to the stomach. Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 24 punches, and Bring the Rain V landed 23 of 23 punches.

Bring the Rain V won the round 10-9

Bring the Rain V is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Bring grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Bring slams Dorkness 3 with a series of vicious shots to the ribs. Dorkness 3 falls against the ropes!
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Bring with a series of furious blows to the ribs.
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+Bring whacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of blows to the chest!
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bring nails Dorkness 3 with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of right blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Bring hurts Dorkness 3 with a volley of glancing shots to the chest.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 13 of 24 punches, and Bring the Rain V landed 24 of 25 punches.

Bring the Rain V won the round 10-9

Bring the Rain V is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Bring is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of furious punches to the stomach!!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a loud roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Bring hits Dorkness 3 with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Bring pummels Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bring fires a volley of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bring connects with a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 25 punches, and Bring the Rain V landed 22 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Bring the Rain V is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Bring collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but Bring leaps aside.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 solidly lands a flurry of glancing shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 3 lands a blood spattering uppercut and Bring's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Bring struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 strikes with a barrage of mean shots to the stomach.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bring hits with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 3 clocks Bring with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 stuns Bring with a pair of stinging shots to the ribs. Bring backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 3 drills Bring with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bring scores with a vicious straight right to the stomach.
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+Bring takes charge with a flurry of loud blows to the stomach.
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-Bring probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 3 escapes.
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The fighters circle.
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+Dorkness 3 annoys Bring with a barrage of heavy shots to the stomach.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.

Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Bring hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bring throws a hard uppercut to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 3 landed 30 of 42 punches, and Bring the Rain V landed 17 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Bring can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bring clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bring hits with a series of hard blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 3 pokes Bring with a left to the chest.
Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bring throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 3 deftly avoits it.
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+Bring annoys Dorkness 3 with a hook to the solar plexus.
Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bring stuns Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 smacks Bring with a volley of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 3 lands a cruel right haymaker and Bring's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Bring struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 3 punches Bring with a series of punches to the stomach!!
+Dorkness 3 staggers Bring with a series of blows to the chest.
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Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bring tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 3 catches Bring with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 is raining blows! Bring begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Bring can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 2: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 3: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 2: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 3: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 2: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 3: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 4: Bring the Rain V 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8

Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a technical knockout!