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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Dr. Deth by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Monday, September 9, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Dr. Deth!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 2 lands a pair of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
-Dr. Deth paws a series of blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 2 staggers Dr. Deth with a flurry of glancing shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dr. Deth hits Dorkness 2 with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
Dr. Deth lands a mighty hook and Dorkness 2's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 wakes up the fans with a volley of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
+Dr. Deth punches Dorkness 2 with a pair of commanding blows to the temple.
-Dr. Deth throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a hard left to the stomach! Dr. Deth quickly recovers.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Deth landed 11 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 24 punches.

Dr. Deth won the round 10-8

Dr. Deth is winning the fight 10-8


Dr. Deth doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a nice cross to the ribs.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Dr. Deth quickly backs away.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dr. Deth throws a series of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dr. Deth probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Dorkness 2 backs up Dr. Deth with a volley of blows to the ribs. Dr. Deth is hurt!
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dr. Deth pokes Dorkness 2 with a barrage of powerful shots to the stomach.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Deth landed 11 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Dr. Deth is winning the fight 19-18


Dr. Deth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dr. Deth solidly lands a pair of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dr. Deth lunges with a series of shots to the chest, but misses.
+Dr. Deth nails Dorkness 2 with a series of shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of punches to the chest. Dr. Deth sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dr. Deth launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Dr. Deth leaps aside.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Dr. Deth beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Deth landed 10 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dr. Deth grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dr. Deth lunges with a right hook to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dr. Deth attacks with Dorkness 2 with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a strong straight right to the ribs!
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+Dr. Deth solidly lands a volley of strong shots to the chest.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Deth landed 12 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 26 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Dr. Deth is obviously tired.

Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkness 2 paws a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dr. Deth escapes.
+Dr. Deth lands a series of blows to the chest!! Dorkness 2 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 2 slams Dr. Deth with a series of loud shots to the ribs.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dr. Deth narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 2 slams Dr. Deth with a barrage of powerful shots to the ribs. Dr. Deth laughs!
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dr. Deth stuns Dorkness 2 with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a wild cross to the solar plexus!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dr. Deth attacks with a pair of shots to the chest, but falls short.
-Dr. Deth attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Dr. Deth ties him up.
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-Dr. Deth attacks with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 drills Dr. Deth with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Deth landed 11 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 21 of 41 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 48-47


Dr. Deth is slowing down.

Dorkness 2 is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkness 2 attempts a left roundhouse to the chest, but Dr. Deth takes it in the forearms.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dr. Deth tries to land a left hook to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 steps aside and laughs.
+Dr. Deth hits Dorkness 2 with a uppercut to the ribs!!
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-Dr. Deth tries to land a flurry of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 2 jars Dr. Deth with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Dr. Deth blocks.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a volley of loud punches to the chest!
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus! Dr. Deth sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dr. Deth launches a pair of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dr. Deth lands a furious roundhouse to the stomach. Dorkness 2 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 2 punches Dr. Deth with a series of blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Deth landed 11 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 23 of 36 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 58-56


Dr. Deth is slowing down.

Dorkness 2 looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 2 attacks with a pair of off balance blows to the stomach.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dr. Deth pounds Dorkness 2 with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus!!
-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but Dr. Deth ducks.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 2 attempts a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Dr. Deth deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 2 pounds Dr. Deth with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dr. Deth attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a barrage of nasty blows to the chest. Dr. Deth ignores it.
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-Dr. Deth tries a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Dr. Deth fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 2 backs up Dr. Deth with a volley of commanding shots to the chest.
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-Dr. Deth attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 ducks.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Deth landed 11 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 19 of 42 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 68-65


Dr. Deth looks exhausted.

Dorkness 2 looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Dr. Deth is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 2 rocks Dr. Deth with a vicious straight right to the chest! Dr. Deth asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 2 lands a cruel left blow to the head and Dr. Deth collapses!!

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Dr. Deth struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 2 attacks with a pair of painful hooks to the solar plexus. Dr. Deth is hurt!
+Dorkness 2 lands a furious uppercut to the stomach!!
-Dorkness 2 attempts a right uppercut to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dr. Deth fires a pair of right hooks to the eye, but Dorkness 2 backs out of it.
+Dr. Deth backs up Dorkness 2 with a barrage of uppercuts to the mouth. Dorkness 2 laughs!
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dr. Deth hits with a volley of uppercuts to the chin.
Dr. Deth lands a beautiful right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 2 falls to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 takes charge with a nice uppercut to the ribs.
Dorkness 2 lands a mighty right punch in the nose and Dr. Deth bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dr. Deth can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Dorkness 2 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr. Deth 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Dr. Deth 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr. Deth 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr. Deth 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!