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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-191946 by unanimous decision: 39-37, 39-37, 39-37.

Match Sunday, September 1, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 615 pounds (279 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 268 pounds (122 kilograms) is BOT-191946!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-191946 comes out fighting.

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+Bot-191946 attacks with a pair of off balance crosses to the face.
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-Bot-191946 throws a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Noodle ducks just in time.
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+Noodle fires a pair of wild punches to the ribs!
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+Noodle lashes out with a series of solid punches to the mouth!!
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+Bot-191946 solidly lands a series of commanding punches to the chin. Noodle seems wobbly!
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+Noodle pummels Bot-191946 with a heavy sweeping right to the head!
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+Noodle tags Bot-191946 with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Noodle tosses a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Noodle jolts Bot-191946 with a volley of hard punches to the eye.
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+Noodle suprises Bot-191946 with a right to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 38 of 38 punches, and BOT-191946 landed 16 of 23 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-191946 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-191946 comes out fighting.

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+Noodle slams Bot-191946 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Bot-191946 fires a pair of blows to the mouth, but Noodle stays away from it.
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+Noodle stuns Bot-191946 with a volley of furious punches to the nose.
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+Noodle fires a volley of commanding punches to the jaw!!
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+Bot-191946 tosses a volley of commanding shots to the head. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Bot-191946 attacks with a jab to the face, but fails to score.
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+Bot-191946 staggers Noodle with a pair of blows to the nose.
-Bot-191946 launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but Noodle blocks.
+Noodle punches Bot-191946 with a flurry of light punches to the face.
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-Bot-191946 attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Noodle escapes.
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+Bot-191946 attacks with a volley of wild punches to the chin. Noodle laughs!
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+Noodle stuns Bot-191946 with a barrage of painful shots to the nose.
-Bot-191946 probes with a cross to the eye, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
+Bot-191946 annoys Noodle with a volley of commanding blows to the temple.
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+Noodle slams Bot-191946 with a volley of light punches to the mouth.
+Bot-191946 connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 35 of 37 punches, and BOT-191946 landed 29 of 44 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-191946 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-191946 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bot-191946 annoys Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Bot-191946 connects with a cross to the temple. Noodle seems wobbly!
+Noodle lands a volley of painful punches to the chest.
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-Bot-191946 throws a left roundhouse to the chin, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
+Noodle annoys Bot-191946 with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-191946 attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
-Bot-191946 throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but Noodle ties him up.
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+Bot-191946 hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Bot-191946 fires a solid roundhouse to the jaw. Noodle laughs!
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+Bot-191946 stuns Noodle with a loud jab to the head.
+Noodle connects with a barrage of strong punches to the face!
-Noodle charges with a pair of right punches to the face, but Bot-191946 steps aside and laughs.
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+Bot-191946 belts Noodle with a pair of punches to the head.
+Bot-191946 belts Noodle with a barrage of punches to the nose. Noodle ignores it.
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+Bot-191946 fires a pair of quick punches to the head.
-Noodle probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Bot-191946 backs up Noodle with a barrage of light punches to the head.
+Noodle pops Bot-191946 with a series of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 29 of 42 punches, and BOT-191946 landed 42 of 70 punches.

BOT-191946 won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-191946 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-191946 comes out fighting.

-Noodle probes with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Bot-191946 deftly avoits it.
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+Bot-191946 attacks with a series of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Noodle tosses a series of strong punches to the head.
+Bot-191946 hits with a series of nasty blows to the mouth.
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-Bot-191946 tries a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Noodle clocks Bot-191946 with a series of mean shots to the temple.
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-Bot-191946 attempts a barrage of right shots to the head, but only hits air.
-Bot-191946 launches a series of right blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle staggers Bot-191946 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-191946 punches Noodle with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
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+Bot-191946 hits Noodle with a barrage of strong shots to the ribs.
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+Noodle tags Bot-191946 with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
+Noodle pummels Bot-191946 with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple. Bot-191946 falls against the ropes!
+Noodle connects with a pair of punches to the mouth. Bot-191946 is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 33 of 40 punches, and BOT-191946 landed 29 of 52 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 39-37


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-191946 doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: BOT-191946 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: BOT-191946 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: BOT-191946 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!