Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Gifted Boxer by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Monday, September 2, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 92 pounds (42 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Gifted Boxer!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boxer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Boxer with a nasty jab to the face. Boxer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boxer rocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the nose.
+Boxer attacks with a flurry of shots to the head.
+Dorkness 1 tattoos Boxer with a series of wild combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 lands Boxer with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of combinations to the eye, but Boxer leaps aside.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boxer attempts a pair of left blows to the nose, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of light combinations to the chin!!
Dorkness 1 lands a crashing haymaker and Boxer is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Boxer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boxer hits Dorkness 1 with a series of glancing punches to the face.
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+Boxer solidly lands a barrage of shots to the nose. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a stiff roundhouse to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a volley of wild combinations to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 21 of 31 punches, and Gifted Boxer landed 18 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Boxer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boxer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 lands a pair of commanding combinations to the ribs!!
+Dorkness 1 belts Boxer with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs. Boxer ignores it.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boxer probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Boxer with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus. Boxer laughs!
-Boxer tries to land a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Boxer pounds Dorkness 1 with a loud hook to the stomach!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boxer jolts Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 24 punches, and Gifted Boxer landed 14 of 21 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-17
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Boxer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boxer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boxer tries to land a pair of left blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 clocks Boxer with a hard right to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 pokes Boxer with a series of combinations to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boxer attacks with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Boxer punches Dorkness 1 with a series of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of combinations to the ribs, but Boxer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Boxer hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the chest. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 25 punches, and Gifted Boxer landed 14 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-26
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boxer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boxer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boxer scores with a series of off balance shots to the chest.
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-Boxer probes with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of combinations to the ribs. Boxer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boxer probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boxer rocks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of glancing shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 covers up.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of combinations to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 26 punches, and Gifted Boxer landed 11 of 21 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-35
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boxer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boxer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boxer lashes out with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boxer backs up Dorkness 1 with a barrage of furious blows to the stomach. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 1 clocks Boxer with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of strong combinations to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boxer launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Boxer lands a volley of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Gifted Boxer landed 12 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 50-44
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Boxer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boxer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Boxer attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Boxer with a volley of combinations to the chest.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boxer hammers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of off balance combinations to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boxer attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
+Boxer tattoos Dorkness 1 with a left to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Boxer with a barrage of loud combinations to the chest. Boxer beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 24 punches, and Gifted Boxer landed 17 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 60-53
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Boxer is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boxer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Boxer attacks with a volley of loud combinations to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Boxer with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boxer charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Boxer lashes out with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boxer charges with a cross to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 1 pounds Boxer with a powerful jab to the solar plexus. Boxer covers up.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Boxer with a vicious combination to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a left jab to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 24 punches, and Gifted Boxer landed 12 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 70-62
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
Boxer is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boxer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Boxer throws a hook to the nose, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
-Boxer lunges with a hook to the eye, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Boxer with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus! Boxer grimaces in pain.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of right combinations to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 1 pounds Boxer with a roundhouse to the solar plexus. Boxer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Boxer lands a series of stinging punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boxer throws a volley of blows to the face, but falls short.
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+Boxer strikes with a volley of blows to the head.
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+Boxer hits with a barrage of shots to the face.
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 25 punches, and Gifted Boxer landed 15 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 80-71
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boxer is slowing down.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boxer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Dorkness 1 annoys Boxer with a pair of strong combinations to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boxer attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Boxer lands a series of punches to the eye.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boxer tosses a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
-Boxer tries to land a series of combinations to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of furious combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Boxer tries to land a series of shots to the nose, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
+Dorkness 1 hits with Boxer with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Boxer ducks.
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-Boxer throws a right cross to the temple, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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+Boxer connects with a stiff cross to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 25 punches, and Gifted Boxer landed 11 of 32 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 89-80
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boxer looks exhausted.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boxer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
-Boxer attacks with a flurry of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Boxer paws a barrage of right combinations to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a pair of combinations to the ribs. Boxer falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a volley of painful combinations to the chest.
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+Boxer hurts Dorkness 1 with a series of light punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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-Boxer paws a barrage of left blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Boxer lunges with a cross to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of off balance combinations to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boxer connects with a series of heavy shots to the chin. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 20 of 23 punches, and Gifted Boxer landed 11 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 99-89
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boxer collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boxer is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Boxer probes with a volley of uppercuts to the face, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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-Boxer launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Boxer scores with a flurry of uppercuts to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Boxer ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Boxer with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
Dorkness 1 lands a lightning blow to the temple and Boxer's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Boxer can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody mouth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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