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(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Dark Horse "Fore" Smoked Stout by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, August 31, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Dark Horse "Fore" Smoked Stout!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Fore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Fore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Fore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fore annoys Neuman with a flurry of shots to the chest.
Neuman tries to attack, but Fore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Fore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman strikes with a jab to the stomach.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Fore hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Neuman connects with a pair of punches to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dark Horse "Fore" Smoked Stout landed 8 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 15 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9


Fore doesn't want to stop fighting!

Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Fore clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Neuman tries to attack, but Fore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Fore hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Fore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman hammers Fore with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Fore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Fore hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman stuns Fore with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
+Fore hits with a series of vicious shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dark Horse "Fore" Smoked Stout landed 6 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 18 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 20-18


Fore doesn't even want to rest!

Neuman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Fore is brawling. (inside)
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)

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+Fore scores with a series of strong punches to the head.
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+Neuman drills Fore with a volley of painful blows to the eye.
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+Fore nails Neuman with a pair of furious punches to the nose. Neuman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Neuman lands a pair of strong shots to the head. Fore backpedals to his own corner.
+Fore lands Neuman with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Neuman rocks Fore with a flurry of solid shots to the eye.
+Fore solidly lands a straight right to the nose.
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+Neuman lands a stiff left to the stomach.
+Neuman annoys Fore with a flurry of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman rocks Fore with a painful cross to the stomach.
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+Fore fires a series of wild blows to the temple.
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+Neuman connects with a pair of shots to the eye. Fore sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Neuman lands a beautiful right hook and Fore lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Alfred E. Neuman wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Fore can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the left eye.

Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman wins by a knockout!