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(Heavyweight) Joe Squash defeated Here we go again!! by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, August 31, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is Joe Squash!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Here we go again!!!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Again!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Squash clocks Again!! with a series of off balance blows to the jaw.
Squash lands a beautiful left haymaker and Again!!'s legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Again!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Squash tries to attack, but Again!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Again!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Again!! smacks Squash with a nice uppercut to the chest. Squash covers up.
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+Again!! hurts Squash with a flurry of painful shots to the ribs.
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+Again!! lands a off balance uppercut to the chest.
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Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
Squash tries to attack, but Again!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash backs up Again!! with a flurry of shots to the eye. Again!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Squash punches Again!! with a series of solid punches to the head.
+Again!! annoys Squash with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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+Squash throws a volley of stinging shots to the jaw. Again!! quickly recovers.
Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash probes with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Again!! ducks.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Again!! hits Squash with a hook to the solar plexus.
Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash attacks with a barrage of blows to the eye. Again!! doesn't notice.
Squash lands a powerful left haymaker and Again!! drops like a stone!!

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FIVE
Again!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Again!! lands a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus. Squash quickly recovers.
Squash tries to attack, but Again!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Again!! punches Squash with a flurry of nasty shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 17 of 25 punches, and Here we go again!! landed 24 of 26 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-7

Joe Squash is winning the fight 10-7


Squash doesn't even want to rest!

Again!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Again!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Squash probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Again!! hides behind his gloves.
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Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash pummels Again!! with a barrage of loud blows to the ribs. Again!! laughs!
+Squash hits with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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Squash tries to attack, but Again!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Again!! pops Squash with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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+Again!! tags Squash with a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
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+Again!! stuns Squash with a pair of quick shots to the chest.
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+Squash tags Again!! with a loud roundhouse to the ribs.
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Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Again!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Again!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Again!! wakes up the fans with a volley of solid shots to the stomach. Squash sneers "Is that the best you can do?"

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 16 of 23 punches, and Here we go again!! landed 22 of 25 punches.

Here we go again!! won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 19-17


Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Again!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Again!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Squash hurts Again!! with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Squash tries to attack, but Again!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Again!! slams Squash with a series of loud shots to the solar plexus. Squash falls against the ropes!
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+Again!! shakes Squash with a vicious roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Squash throws a series of shots to the ribs.
Squash tries to attack, but Again!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Again!! nails Squash with a series of light punches to the stomach!
Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Again!! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
Squash tries to attack, but Again!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Again!! hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Squash jars Again!! with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
+Again!! pummels Squash with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 17 of 27 punches, and Here we go again!! landed 22 of 24 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 29-26


Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Again!! is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Again!! is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Again!! stuns Squash with a series of stiff uppercuts to the solar plexus.
+Squash belts Again!! with a volley of commanding shots to the chest.
+Again!! tattoos Squash with a volley of hooks to the stomach. Squash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Squash pokes Again!! with a volley of hooks to the stomach.
Squash lands a decisive blow to the head and Again!!'s knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Again!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Squash drills Again!! with a hook to the stomach.
+Squash takes charge with a pair of shots to the stomach.
Squash lands a decisive haymaker and Again!!'s legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Again!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Again!! tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Again!! fires a roundhouse to the solar plexus!
+Squash punches Again!! with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Again!! catches Squash with a flurry of stinging shots to the ribs. Squash backpedals to his own corner.
+Again!! hits Squash with a volley of glancing crosses to the stomach. Squash seems wobbly!
Again!! lands a beautiful haymaker and Squash falls to the canvas!!

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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Squash fires a volley of vicious shots to the ribs! Again!! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Again!! solidly lands a series of stinging roundhouses to the stomach.
+Squash stuns Again!! with a flurry of commanding roundhouses to the ribs. Again!! backpedals to his own corner.
+Again!! drills Squash with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Squash shakes Again!! with a series of blows to the ribs. Again!! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Squash lands a decisive blow to the temple and Again!! falls senseless!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Joe Squash wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Squash looks exhausted.

Again!! can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-7
Round 2: Here we go again!! 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-7
Round 2: Here we go again!! 10-9
Round 3: Joe Squash 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-7
Round 2: Here we go again!! 10-9
Round 3: Here we go again!! 10-9

Joe Squash wins by a knockout!