Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Teddy by unanimous decision: 118-111, 117-111, 117-112.Match Saturday, August 24, 2019In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 211 pounds (96 kilograms) is Teddy!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Teddy probes with a right roundhouse to the head, but Neuman ties him up.
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+Neuman solidly lands a series of punches to the head!
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+Neuman hits with a barrage of quick punches to the head.
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+Teddy annoys Neuman with a series of punches to the face.
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+Teddy belts Neuman with a pair of furious punches to the jaw. Neuman laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 16 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 23 punches.
Teddy won the round 10-9
Teddy is winning the fight 10-9
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Teddy tattoos Neuman with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Teddy tries to land a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Neuman ducks just in time.
+Neuman takes charge with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin!!
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+Neuman hits with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus!
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+Teddy annoys Neuman with a barrage of off balance punches to the head. Neuman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Teddy throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Neuman ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 16 punches, and Teddy landed 12 of 25 punches.
Teddy won the round 10-9
Teddy is winning the fight 20-18
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
+Neuman hits with a barrage of nice punches to the chin! Teddy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Neuman annoys Teddy with a volley of shots to the ribs.
+Neuman annoys Teddy with a series of light shots to the chin.
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-Neuman paws a series of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Teddy annoys Neuman with a pair of stiff punches to the nose!
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+Neuman clocks Teddy with a flurry of strong shots to the temple.
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-Teddy throws a volley of left blows to the chin, but Neuman ducks just in time.
+Neuman shakes Teddy with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
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-Teddy tries a volley of right punches to the face, but Neuman escapes.
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+Teddy hits Neuman with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 28 of 31 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 23 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Teddy is winning the fight 29-28
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Teddy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Teddy hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. Neuman quickly recovers.
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+Neuman lands a pair of punches to the stomach. Teddy retreats to the far corner.
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+Neuman tosses a series of punches to the ribs. Teddy seems wobbly!
-Teddy attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Teddy backs up Neuman with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
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-Teddy tries a right jab to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Neuman hammers Teddy with a commanding cross to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 23 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 24 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Teddy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Teddy solidly lands a barrage of punches to the chin. Neuman quickly recovers.
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+Neuman grazes Teddy with a series of wild blows to the temple. Teddy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Neuman staggers Teddy with a volley of strong blows to the eye.
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-Teddy throws a series of right punches to the temple, but Neuman backs out of it.
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+Teddy hurts Neuman with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a series of light shots to the chin.
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-Neuman attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Teddy steps aside and laughs.
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+Neuman punches Teddy with a volley of commanding punches to the face. Teddy falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 25 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 24 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 48-47
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Teddy lashes out with a pair of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Neuman probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Teddy takes it in the forearms.
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+Teddy smacks Neuman with a pair of light punches to the face.
+Neuman thumps Teddy with a strong sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Teddy annoys Neuman with a series of light punches to the face!
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+Neuman solidly lands a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman punches Teddy with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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+Teddy stuns Neuman with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 25 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 25 punches.
Teddy won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
-Teddy lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Neuman pops Teddy with a barrage of punches to the head. Teddy shakes his head to clear it.
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+Teddy hits Neuman with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Neuman drills Teddy with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Teddy slams Neuman with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Neuman tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but Teddy steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 27 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 24 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 67-66
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Neuman connects with a barrage of blows to the face!
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-Neuman charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Teddy throws a pair of light punches to the nose! Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
-Teddy throws a cross to the temple, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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-Teddy probes with a jab to the chin, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a pair of loud punches to the face!! Neuman covers up.
+Neuman attacks with a cross to the chin.
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+Teddy pops Neuman with a furious roundhouse to the nose. Neuman retreats to the far corner.
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+Neuman throws a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Teddy doesn't notice.
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+Neuman hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 35 punches, and Teddy landed 11 of 28 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 77-75
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Neuman wallops Teddy with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Neuman launches a volley of punches to the eye, but Teddy backs out of it.
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+Neuman clocks Teddy with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Neuman lands Teddy with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Neuman pounds Teddy with a flurry of light punches to the eye.
-Teddy throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Neuman steps aside.
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+Neuman lashes out with a pair of vicious shots to the temple.
-Teddy probes with a right uppercut to the mouth, but Neuman blocks.
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-Neuman fires a left straight right to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Teddy hits with a loud cross to the chin.
+Neuman rocks Teddy with a volley of heavy punches to the eye.
+Teddy fires a pair of punches to the chin!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 22 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 87-84
Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
+Neuman catches Teddy with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Neuman connects with a pair of wild punches to the face.
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-Teddy probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Neuman paws a series of right punches to the chin, but Teddy steps aside.
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Teddy fires a barrage of shots to the mouth, but falls short.
+Teddy clocks Neuman with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
+Neuman rocks Teddy with a jab to the ribs. Teddy ignores it.
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+Neuman lashes out with a furious jab to the head.
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+Neuman pokes Teddy with a volley of punches to the mouth!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 35 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 25 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 97-93
Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Teddy attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Neuman pokes Teddy with a pair of punches to the chest. Teddy gets mad!
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-Neuman lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Neuman hits with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
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+Teddy stuns Neuman with a quick roundhouse to the face.
+Teddy tosses a quick jab to the chin.
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+Neuman takes charge with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
-Neuman probes with a right sweeping right to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Neuman whacks Teddy with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach. Teddy ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 30 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 26 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 107-102
Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy backpedals and jabs.
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-Neuman tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Neuman attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Neuman catches Teddy with a heavy straight right to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 6 of 16 punches, and Teddy landed 4 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 117-111
Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 118-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 117-111
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 117-112
Alfred E. Neuman wins by decision!
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