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Public Fight Report Match Monday, August 12, 2019 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 90 pounds (41 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Napoleon II!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... ... +Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of combinations to the mouth. Napoleon sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Dorkness 1 lands a brutal right cross to the jaw and Napoleon is knocked down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Napoleon punches Dorkness 1 with a pair of blows to the temple. ... ... ... ... Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them. +Dorkness 1 tosses a pair of quick combinations to the head. Napoleon quickly recovers. Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful right uppercut and Napoleon's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! Napoleon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!