Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Teddy by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-111, 117-111.Match Saturday, August 10, 2019In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is Teddy!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Teddy paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Teddy lunges with a pair of left punches to the face, but Neuman backs out of it.
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+Neuman tags Teddy with a series of vicious punches to the stomach. Teddy seems wobbly!
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+Teddy pops Neuman with a flurry of furious punches to the chin. Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Teddy throws a flurry of punches to the head. Neuman laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 16 punches, and Teddy landed 11 of 25 punches.
Teddy won the round 10-9
Teddy is winning the fight 10-9
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Neuman tattoos Teddy with a volley of nasty punches to the eye! Teddy shakes his head to clear it.
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+Teddy shakes Neuman with a series of nice punches to the nose. Neuman quickly recovers.
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-Teddy tries to land a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Teddy hammers Neuman with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Teddy attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Neuman leaps aside.
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+Neuman takes charge with a left to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 16 punches, and Teddy landed 11 of 23 punches.
Teddy won the round 10-9
Teddy is winning the fight 20-18
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Neuman pounds Teddy with a series of loud blows to the nose. Teddy retreats to the far corner.
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+Neuman pokes Teddy with a barrage of stinging blows to the chin.
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+Neuman suprises Teddy with a series of nice punches to the chin.
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-Teddy fires a series of right punches to the nose, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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-Teddy launches a pair of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Teddy annoys Neuman with a series of painful punches to the head.
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+Neuman tags Teddy with a series of stinging punches to the head.
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+Teddy throws a barrage of painful punches to the temple!! Neuman gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 25 of 34 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 25 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Teddy is winning the fight 29-28
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Teddy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Teddy connects with a straight right to the mouth. Neuman retreats to the far corner.
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-Neuman throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Teddy takes it in the forearms.
+Neuman fires a volley of stiff punches to the eye! Teddy is hurt!
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-Teddy fires a barrage of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Teddy lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Teddy smashes Neuman with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
+Neuman connects with a strong straight right to the temple. Teddy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Neuman hits with a pair of vicious punches to the chest!! Teddy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Neuman punches Teddy with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 25 punches, and Teddy landed 12 of 24 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Teddy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Neuman clocks Teddy with a volley of shots to the mouth.
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-Teddy attacks with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Neuman lands a pair of commanding shots to the chin!
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+Neuman fires a barrage of hard blows to the stomach.
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+Teddy thumps Neuman with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman tags Teddy with a series of shots to the chest.
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-Neuman fires a series of punches to the temple, but Teddy stays away from it.
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+Teddy hammers Neuman with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 26 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 26 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 48-47
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Teddy fires a barrage of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Teddy hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Teddy throws a volley of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Neuman lands a series of powerful shots to the stomach!
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-Neuman fires a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Neuman jars Teddy with a volley of blows to the ribs! Teddy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Teddy annoys Neuman with a series of glancing punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 25 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 24 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 58-57
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Teddy charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Teddy staggers Neuman with a volley of nasty punches to the eye. Neuman covers up.
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+Neuman fires a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman hits with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Neuman belts Teddy with a series of wild punches to the head. Teddy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Teddy smacks Neuman with a series of stinging punches to the face.
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-Neuman paws a pair of punches to the eye, but Teddy hides behind his gloves.
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+Neuman hurts Teddy with a pair of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 23 punches, and Teddy landed 11 of 23 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 68-66
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Neuman fires a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Teddy wallops Neuman with a barrage of punches to the head.
-Teddy fires a flurry of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Neuman launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Teddy stuns Neuman with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Neuman connects with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Neuman attacks with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 11 of 25 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 78-75
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Teddy shakes Neuman with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Teddy charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Neuman steps aside.
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-Neuman tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Neuman solidly lands a flurry of hard shots to the jaw. Teddy grimaces in pain.
+Neuman jars Teddy with a glancing cross to the chest!!
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+Neuman lands a series of punches to the stomach!
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+Neuman drills Teddy with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Teddy hits Neuman with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Neuman clocks Teddy with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 25 of 33 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 23 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 88-84
Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Neuman hits Teddy with a quick straight right to the chin.
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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+Neuman attacks with a series of solid punches to the chest.
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+Neuman lands a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Teddy attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Neuman blocks.
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-Teddy attempts a jab to the eye, but Neuman escapes.
-Neuman lashes out with a right straight right to the face, but fails to score.
+Teddy fires a off balance jab to the eye. Neuman retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 24 of 34 punches, and Teddy landed 11 of 24 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 98-93
Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Neuman attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Teddy stays away from it.
-Neuman lunges with a pair of left blows to the chin, but only hits air.
-Teddy fires a series of punches to the nose, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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+Teddy wallops Neuman with a pair of loud punches to the mouth. Neuman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Neuman punches Teddy with a flurry of mean punches to the eye. Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Teddy jolts Neuman with a series of off balance punches to the head.
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+Neuman tosses a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Neuman slams Teddy with a right to the face!!
+Neuman pokes Teddy with a flurry of light shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 33 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 24 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 108-102
Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy backpedals and jabs.
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+Neuman tattoos Teddy with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Neuman probes with a cross to the nose, but Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
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-Neuman charges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Teddy escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 8 of 17 punches, and Teddy landed 4 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 118-111
Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 118-110
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 118-111
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 117-111
Alfred E. Neuman wins by decision!
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