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(Heavyweight) Test Slugger 99 defeated Alfred E. Neuman by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, August 3, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is Test Slugger 99!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 99 tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman leaps aside.
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-Slugger 99 throws a series of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Neuman backs up Slugger 99 with a commanding jab to the chin.
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+Slugger 99 pokes Neuman with a painful jab to the stomach.
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-Slugger 99 tries a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 99 attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Neuman tags Slugger 99 with a volley of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 10 of 16 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 6 of 25 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Neuman attacks with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Neuman attacks with a roundhouse to the eye.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 99 hits with a pair of light blows to the stomach.
-Slugger 99 attacks with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 99 fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 16 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 7 of 22 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman lands a barrage of blows to the face.
-Slugger 99 attempts a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Neuman ties him up.
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+Neuman nails Slugger 99 with a series of painful shots to the chin.
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-Neuman fires a flurry of left blows to the head, but Slugger 99 hides behind his gloves.
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+Neuman attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a roundhouse to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Neuman attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Slugger 99 fires a left roundhouse to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 27 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 99 backs up Neuman with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Slugger 99 probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Neuman smashes Slugger 99 with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Neuman tosses a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Slugger 99 probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman stays away from it.
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-Neuman attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Slugger 99 narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 24 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 8 of 26 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 39-37


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

+Neuman takes charge with a volley of wild shots to the head.
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+Slugger 99 slams Neuman with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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+Slugger 99 tosses a flurry of shots to the temple.
Slugger 99 lands a bone crushing punch in the nose and Neuman's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Test Slugger 99 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Neuman is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 99 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 99 10-9

Test Slugger 99 wins by a knockout!