Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Napoleon II by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, July 29, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 93 pounds (42 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Napoleon II!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a commanding sweeping right to the temple.
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a volley of hard combinations to the temple. Napoleon retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Napoleon with a series of furious combinations to the eye.
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+Napoleon pops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of loud combinations to the jaw.
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+Napoleon hits Dorkness 1 with a left to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a straight right to the head.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Napoleon lands a volley of glancing shots to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a loud jab to the chin.
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+Napoleon throws a series of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
Dorkness 1 lands a thundering hook and Napoleon falls senseless!!
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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Napoleon connects with a painful right to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Napoleon with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 catches Napoleon with a volley of combinations to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a crashing blow to the head and Napoleon is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Napoleon doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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