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(Super-Heavyweight) BOT-187640 defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, July 20, 2019

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 799 pounds (362 kilograms) is BOT-187640!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Bot-187640 stays outside and uses his jab.
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

-Bot-187640 fires a barrage of punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol narrowly avoids it
+I Dont Get It Lol pokes Bot-187640 with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
-I Dont Get It Lol paws a pair of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Bot-187640 steps aside.
-Bot-187640 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside.
-Bot-187640 attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Bot-187640 stays away from it.
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-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a series of left punches to the temple, but Bot-187640 ducks just in time.
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+I Dont Get It Lol hits with a nasty jab to the temple. Bot-187640 laughs!
I Dont Get It Lol lands a thundering hook and Bot-187640 collapses!!

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Bot-187640 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-187640 annoys I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
Bot-187640 lands a ferocious blow to the temple and I Dont Get It Lol's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+I Dont Get It Lol smacks Bot-187640 with a series of painful punches to the mouth. Bot-187640 gets mad!
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-Bot-187640 charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol takes it in the forearms.
-I Dont Get It Lol throws a pair of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Bot-187640 launches a flurry of right punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol deftly avoits it.
+Bot-187640 throws a series of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-187640 landed 4 of 33 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 11 of 32 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-9


Bot-187640 doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

I Dont Get It Lol grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Bot-187640 stays outside and uses his jab.
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Bot-187640 paws a sweeping right to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Bot-187640 tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short.
-Bot-187640 launches a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol escapes.
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-I Dont Get It Lol fires a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Bot-187640 lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Bot-187640 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+I Dont Get It Lol smacks Bot-187640 with a series of heavy punches to the chest!
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+I Dont Get It Lol throws a series of shots to the stomach.
-I Dont Get It Lol paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Bot-187640 leaps aside.
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+Bot-187640 lands a stiff sweeping right to the chin.
Bot-187640 lands a beautiful right smash to the jaw and I Dont Get It Lol is knocked off his feet!!

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SIX
I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-187640 tosses a pair of punches to the nose.
-Bot-187640 attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but I Dont Get It Lol escapes.
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-I Dont Get It Lol fires a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Bot-187640 quickly backs away.
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-Bot-187640 charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+I Dont Get It Lol punches Bot-187640 with a series of strong punches to the stomach. Bot-187640 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Bot-187640 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Bot-187640 lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-187640 landed 6 of 50 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 10 of 33 punches.

BOT-187640 won the round 10-8

BOT-187640 is winning the fight 19-18


Bot-187640 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

I Dont Get It Lol is slowing down.



ROUND 3

Bot-187640 stays outside and uses his jab.
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Bot-187640 tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Bot-187640 tattoos I Dont Get It Lol with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus! I Dont Get It Lol laughs!
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-Bot-187640 fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
-Bot-187640 probes with a series of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-I Dont Get It Lol throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-187640 beats a hasty retreat.
-I Dont Get It Lol throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Bot-187640 beats a hasty retreat.
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-I Dont Get It Lol lunges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a cross to the chest, but Bot-187640 steps aside and laughs.
+I Dont Get It Lol pops Bot-187640 with a quick jab to the chest.
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-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-I Dont Get It Lol throws a volley of left punches to the head, but Bot-187640 blocks.
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-Bot-187640 paws a series of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+I Dont Get It Lol hits Bot-187640 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Bot-187640 attempts a right to the stomach, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks just in time.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a volley of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-187640 ties him up.
+I Dont Get It Lol hits with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-187640 landed 5 of 34 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 16 of 54 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Bot-187640 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 4

Bot-187640 stays outside and uses his jab.
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a pair of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-187640 stuns I Dont Get It Lol with a series of stiff blows to the temple. Bot-187640 strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. I Dont Get It Lol falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
BOT-187640 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bot-187640 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: BOT-187640 10-8
Round 3: I dont get it lol 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: BOT-187640 10-8
Round 3: I dont get it lol 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: BOT-187640 10-8
Round 3: I dont get it lol 10-9

BOT-187640 wins by a technical knockout!