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(Heavyweight) Test Slugger 99 defeated Alfred E. Neuman by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, July 6, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 253 pounds (115 kilograms) is Test Slugger 99!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Slugger 99 hits with a volley of vicious shots to the ribs!
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman slams Slugger 99 with a glancing jab to the face. Slugger 99 is hurt!
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 99 lunges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Neuman leaps aside.
+Neuman belts Slugger 99 with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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-Neuman attacks with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but goes wide.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 tries a right right to the chest, but Neuman deftly avoits it.
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-Slugger 99 throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 16 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 9 of 24 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slugger 99 lands a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman staggers Slugger 99 with a series of solid punches to the eye. Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Slugger 99 probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 99 tries to land a flurry of right shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Slugger 99 throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Neuman attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 10 of 16 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 6 of 22 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Neuman lands a series of shots to the mouth!!
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+Neuman lashes out with a series of glancing shots to the temple.
-Slugger 99 tries to land a hook to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Slugger 99 throws a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Neuman tries a volley of right shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Neuman annoys Slugger 99 with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Slugger 99 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Slugger 99 fires a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Neuman hits with a series of shots to the chin. Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Slugger 99 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 31 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 9 of 23 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 99 tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+Neuman hits with a pair of mean punches to the nose. Slugger 99 shakes his head to clear it.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 launches a flurry of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Slugger 99 hurts Neuman with a volley of shots to the chest. Neuman doesn't notice.
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-Neuman attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Slugger 99 ducks.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Neuman hits Slugger 99 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Slugger 99 probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 23 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

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+Slugger 99 takes charge with a pair of hard blows to the head.
Slugger 99 lands a brutal uppercut and Neuman's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Test Slugger 99 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Neuman is obviously tired.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 99 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 99 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 99 10-9

Test Slugger 99 wins by a knockout!