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(Super-Welterweight) Coal Cracker Wa Mie defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Thursday, July 4, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 145 pounds (66 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Wa Mie!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Coal clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Tutu! whacks Coal with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus. Coal ignores it.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coal fires a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Coal tries to land a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Tutu! ties him up.
+Tutu! wallops Coal with a series of strong punches to the ribs!!
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-Coal probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
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-Coal throws a cross to the eye, but fails to score.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.

Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! throws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Coal ducks.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Wa Mie landed 4 of 23 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 17 of 32 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Coal clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tutu! charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Coal beats a hasty retreat.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! clocks Coal with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Coal paws a hook to the chest, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
+Tutu! takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coal throws a series of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Coal lunges with a right jab to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Wa Mie landed 5 of 26 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 13 of 23 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18


Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Coal clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coal probes with a right to the chest, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coal charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu! whacks Coal with a powerful jab to the ribs.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! belts Coal with a wild jab to the ribs.
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-Tutu! probes with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Coal quickly backs away.
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-Tutu! attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Coal lunges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Coal lashes out with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Tutu! ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Wa Mie landed 4 of 23 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 23 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 30-27


Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Coal clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Tutu! wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coal tries to land a pair of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Coal attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Coal lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Wa Mie landed 4 of 23 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 8 punches.

Coal Cracker Wa Mie won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 39-37


Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Coal clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coal probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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+Tutu! hits Coal with a pair of punches to the ribs! Coal falls against the ropes!
Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coal throws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Tutu! ties him up.
+Coal whacks Tutu! with a flurry of solid blows to the stomach.
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+Tutu! grazes Coal with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Coal lashes out with a volley of left shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tutu! throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Coal stays away from it.
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-Coal tries a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Coal attacks with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Wa Mie landed 6 of 33 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 24 punches.

Coal Cracker Wa Mie won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 48-47


Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Coal clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tutu! fires a pair of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Coal leaps aside.
+Tutu! backs up Coal with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Coal laughs!
-Coal lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Coal tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Tutu! escapes.
+Tutu! connects with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coal probes with a straight right to the stomach, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Coal probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Tutu! leaps aside.
+Coal rocks Tutu! with a stiff cross to the stomach. Tutu! shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Wa Mie landed 7 of 31 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 10 of 22 punches.

Coal Cracker Wa Mie won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu! is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Coal clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coal rocks Tutu! with a series of shots to the stomach.
-Tutu! throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Coal takes it in the forearms.
-Tutu! probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Coal ties him up.
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-Coal probes with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Coal paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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-Coal launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Tutu! tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but Coal blocks.
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-Coal tries to land a series of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coal throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu! ducks.
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+Tutu! hits Coal with a jab to the chest.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! probes with a left sweeping right to the chest, but Coal ducks just in time.
-Tutu! paws a left straight right to the chest, but misses completely.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Coal hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu! grazes Coal with a barrage of nasty shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Wa Mie landed 8 of 32 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 14 of 44 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Coal doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu! looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Coal grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coal annoys Tutu! with a series of shots to the mouth.
+Coal hammers Tutu! with a furious jab to the face.
Coal lands a powerful haymaker and Tutu! falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Coal Cracker Wa Mie wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Coal doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu! looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Wa Mie 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Coal Cracker Wa Mie 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Wa Mie 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Wa Mie 10-9
Round 6: Coal Cracker Wa Mie 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Wa Mie 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Coal Cracker Wa Mie 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.

Coal Cracker Wa Mie wins by a knockout!