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Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 1, 2019 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 91 pounds (41 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Napoleon II!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Straw tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Straw throws a barrage of strong combinations to the nose. Straw lands a mighty uppercut and Napoleon lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Napoleon whacks Straw with a series of shots to the head! Straw shakes his head to clear it. Straw tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them. Straw tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them. Straw tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Straw lands a straight right to the mouth. Straw lands a bone crushing right blow to the temple and Napoleon is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Straw lashes out with a pair of hard combinations to the chin. +Straw fires a stiff left to the chin. Straw lands a powerful right blow to the temple and Napoleon falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw doesn't even want to rest! Napoleon doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!