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(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Be king still by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, June 29, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 228 pounds (103 kilograms) is Be king still!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Still is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Still attacks with a pair of wild uppercuts to the eye.
Still lands a resounding uppercut and Neuman bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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SEVEN
Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Still nails Neuman with a volley of loud punches to the temple!! Neuman shakes his head to clear it.
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-Still attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Neuman jolts Still with a pair of punches to the temple.
Neuman lands a quick left punch in the nose and Still is knocked off his feet!!

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SIX
Still struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Still throws a pair of shots to the stomach. Neuman shakes his head to clear it.
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-Still attacks with a pair of blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Still launches a series of blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Neuman strikes with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Still pokes Neuman with a flurry of hooks to the nose! Neuman retreats to the far corner.
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+Neuman shakes Still with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Neuman lands a barrage of blows to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 16 punches, and Be king still landed 13 of 34 punches.

Be king still won the round 10-9

Be king still is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.

Still remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Still is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Neuman throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Still narrowly avoids it
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-Still lashes out with a pair of right hooks to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Still attacks with a volley of uppercuts to the nose, but Neuman steps aside.
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+Neuman smashes Still with a flurry of glancing punches to the head!!
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+Still hits with a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Neuman backs up Still with a series of blows to the face.
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-Still attempts a pair of blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 10 of 17 punches, and Be king still landed 11 of 35 punches.

Be king still won the round 10-9

Be king still is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a broken tooth.

Still grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Still is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Neuman wakes up the fans with a flurry of light blows to the temple. Still gets mad!
Neuman lands a sudden punch in the nose and Still is knocked off his feet!!

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SIX
Still struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Neuman suprises Still with a uppercut to the head.
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-Still probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but Neuman deftly avoits it.
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-Neuman paws a pair of right shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Still throws a flurry of uppercuts to the head, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
+Still connects with a series of mean shots to the stomach! Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
Still lands a devestating left blow to the temple and Neuman is flattened!!

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SEVEN
Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Still charges with a blow to the jaw, but Neuman blocks.
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+Still annoys Neuman with a quick straight right to the eye.
+Neuman hits with a stiff uppercut to the stomach.
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+Neuman attacks with a barrage of nice shots to the solar plexus!
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-Neuman paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Still jolts Neuman with a barrage of off balance hooks to the ribs.
Still lands a devestating right punch in the nose and Neuman is flattened!!

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SIX
Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Still paws a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Neuman throws a volley of nice blows to the nose.
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+Still hits Neuman with a flurry of glancing shots to the jaw.
+Neuman tosses a loud sweeping right to the mouth.
+Neuman clocks Still with a barrage of vicious shots to the head.
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+Still smashes Neuman with a pair of shots to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 31 punches, and Be king still landed 12 of 32 punches.

Be king still won the round 10-9

Be king still is winning the fight 30-27


Neuman is slowing down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken tooth.

Still is slowing down. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 4

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Still is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Neuman hits Still with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
Neuman lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Still is knocked down!!

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SEVEN
Still struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Still attacks with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
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+Still hits Neuman with a flurry of stiff shots to the eye.
Still lands a sudden right blow to the head and Neuman is knocked down!!

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FIVE

SIX
Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Still fires a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Neuman rocks Still with a flurry of punches to the temple.
Neuman lands a resounding blow to the temple and Still staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Alfred E. Neuman wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Neuman can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken tooth.

Still can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Be king still 10-9
Round 2: Be king still 10-9
Round 3: Be king still 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Be king still 10-9
Round 2: Be king still 10-9
Round 3: Be king still 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Be king still 10-9
Round 2: Be king still 10-9
Round 3: Be king still 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman wins by a knockout!