logo

Currently Online:


Public Fight Report

(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Unlucky SOB by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Thursday, June 27, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Unlucky SOB!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

...
...
...
...
-Unlucky launches a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
-Unlucky fires a volley of right combinations to the mouth, but comes up empty.
...
...
...
+Tutu! clocks Unlucky with a barrage of quick shots to the chest. Unlucky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
-Unlucky charges with a pair of right blows to the head, but falls short.
...
...
...
+Unlucky connects with a barrage of nice combinations to the temple.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky attempts a volley of left combinations to the chin, but Tutu! blocks.
...
...
...
...
...
+Unlucky pummels Tutu! with a flurry of light punches to the face.
-Unlucky attempts a series of right punches to the head, but Tutu! steps aside.
...
...
+Tutu! hits with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
...
+Tutu! thumps Unlucky with a pair of punches to the ribs. Unlucky backpedals to his own corner.
...
+Tutu! hits Unlucky with a volley of punches to the chest.
...
...
...
-Unlucky attacks with a right combination to the mouth, but Tutu! covers himself well.
+Tutu! tags Unlucky with a stiff straight right to the solar plexus. Unlucky falls against the ropes!
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 31 of 31 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 14 of 41 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Unlucky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Unlucky throws a series of right combinations to the face, but Tutu! ties him up.
-Unlucky lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Tutu! strikes with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus!!
...
...
-Unlucky throws a left right to the mouth, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
...
...
...
...
+Unlucky annoys Tutu! with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
...
-Unlucky fires a left sweeping right to the temple, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky tries a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
...
+Tutu! smacks Unlucky with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky lunges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
...
...
...
...
+Tutu! tosses a series of light shots to the stomach.
...
+Tutu! staggers Unlucky with a series of quick combinations to the chest. Unlucky retreats to the far corner.
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 23 of 23 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 38 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18


Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!

Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

...
...
-Unlucky attempts a volley of right combinations to the eye, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky throws a volley of combinations to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Tutu! scores with a series of punches to the chest.
-Unlucky fires a flurry of right punches to the head, but Tutu! ties him up.
...
...
...
+Tutu! hits with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach. Unlucky laughs!
...
+Tutu! throws a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
...
+Unlucky hurts Tutu! with a flurry of quick combinations to the temple.
...
...
...
-Unlucky lunges with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but he's too slow.
...
-Unlucky launches a right right to the face, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 20 of 23 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 41 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 30-27


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

...
...
...
...
+Tutu! attacks with a powerful jab to the temple.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky attempts a volley of left combinations to the head, but fails to score.
...
+Unlucky belts Tutu! with a volley of painful shots to the temple.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky charges with a volley of shots to the eye, but Tutu! covers himself well.
-Unlucky throws a combination to the mouth, but Tutu! blocks.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 42 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 39-37


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Tutu! pops Unlucky with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
...
+Unlucky wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the face. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Unlucky pokes Tutu! with a flurry of combinations to the face. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Unlucky probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
...
+Tutu! hurts Unlucky with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky probes with a volley of combinations to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Unlucky probes with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
-Unlucky throws a flurry of combinations to the face, but Tutu! covers himself well.
+Tutu! jars Unlucky with a flurry of punches to the ribs! Unlucky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 17 of 23 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 40 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 49-46


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

...
+Unlucky throws a series of combinations to the temple.
...
...
-Unlucky attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
+Unlucky hurts Tutu! with a vicious left to the chin. Tutu! quickly recovers.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky attacks with a right combination to the head, but misses.
...
...
-Unlucky attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
-Unlucky attempts a barrage of left combinations to the chin, but comes up empty.
...
-Unlucky attempts a left to the face, but fails to score.
-Unlucky throws a series of combinations to the jaw, but misses completely.
...
...
+Tutu! tags Unlucky with a volley of heavy combinations to the face. Unlucky backpedals to his own corner.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 7 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 41 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 58-56


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

...
...
-Unlucky throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Tutu! ties him up.
...
-Unlucky launches a pair of combinations to the head, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
+Tutu! attacks with a volley of strong blows to the stomach!!
...
+Tutu! hits with a series of punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky throws a right sweeping right to the jaw, but misses completely.
...
-Tutu! lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Unlucky fires a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Tutu! covers himself well.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky tries a volley of left combinations to the chin, but Tutu! escapes.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Tutu! tattoos Unlucky with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
-Unlucky throws a jab to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Unlucky catches Tutu! with a pair of furious combinations to the jaw.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 20 of 25 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 41 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 68-65


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky fires a barrage of combinations to the head, but misses completely.
-Unlucky throws a pair of combinations to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Unlucky probes with a left right to the nose, but falls short.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Tutu! staggers Unlucky with a barrage of punches to the head.
...
-Unlucky attempts a series of left combinations to the face, but only hits air.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Unlucky thumps Tutu! with a series of quick punches to the eye!!
...
...
-Unlucky lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but misses.
...
-Unlucky throws a series of left punches to the face, but Tutu! escapes.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 7 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 41 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 77-75


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

...
+Unlucky wakes up the fans with a light jab to the nose.
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky throws a series of right combinations to the face, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
...
...
+Unlucky catches Tutu! with a wild jab to the chin.
...
...
+Tutu! hits Unlucky with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Tutu! hammers Unlucky with a vicious left to the ribs.
-Unlucky fires a volley of right combinations to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
-Unlucky fires a left jab to the nose, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
...
-Unlucky tries to land a pair of combinations to the head, but comes up empty.
...
+Tutu! tags Unlucky with a pair of painful punches to the ribs. Unlucky quickly recovers.
...
...
-Unlucky throws a pair of left combinations to the temple, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
+Tutu! hits with a volley of solid combinations to the solar plexus.
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 22 of 22 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 39 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 87-84


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Unlucky lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Tutu! connects with a pair of powerful punches to the face.
...
...
-Unlucky attempts a pair of combinations to the face, but Tutu! leaps aside.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky tries a pair of left combinations to the nose, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
...
-Unlucky throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Tutu! leaps aside.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Tutu! rocks Unlucky with a jab to the head.
...
...
...
-Unlucky throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Tutu! backs out of it.
...
+Unlucky tattoos Tutu! with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
...
...
-Tutu! launches a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Unlucky takes it in the forearms.
...
...
...
+Tutu! stuns Unlucky with a jab to the chin!
...
...
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 17 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 37 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 97-93


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

...
-Unlucky tries a barrage of combinations to the head, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
...
-Unlucky lunges with a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but Tutu! ties him up.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky throws a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Unlucky attempts a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
...
...
...
...
-Tutu! tries a volley of right blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Tutu! scores with a volley of punches to the face.
...
...
+Tutu! attacks with a series of mean punches to the face. Unlucky doesn't seem bothered.
-Unlucky lunges with a series of right shots to the eye, but falls short.
-Unlucky lunges with a series of combinations to the eye, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
...
+Unlucky hits with a flurry of combinations to the head.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Tutu! jolts Unlucky with a pair of nasty punches to the temple!!
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 16 of 25 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 38 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 107-102


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky lunges with a pair of combinations to the temple, but comes up empty.
...
...
-Unlucky throws a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Tutu! launches a pair of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
...
...
...
...
...
+Tutu! wakes up the fans with a quick straight right to the nose!
...
...
...
-Unlucky charges with a volley of combinations to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Unlucky lands a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
+Tutu! hits with a strong cross to the face. Unlucky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Unlucky throws a volley of combinations to the face, but to no avail.
-Unlucky tries a series of combinations to the face, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
...
+Tutu! tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw.
...
-Unlucky throws a right sweeping right to the eye, but Tutu! ducks.
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 17 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 40 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 117-111


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by decision!