Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) The Can Crusher defeated Slender Man by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Saturday, June 8, 2019In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 986 pounds (447 kilograms) is The Can Crusher!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Slender Man!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Crusher stays outside and uses his jab.
Slender is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Slender connects with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs!!
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+Slender clocks Crusher with a pair of vicious punches to the temple!!
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+Slender staggers Crusher with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Slender attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Slender nails Crusher with a hard straight right to the chin.
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+Slender jars Crusher with a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
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+Slender wallops Crusher with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+Crusher catches Slender with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Slender punches Crusher with a volley of light punches to the mouth. Crusher sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Crusher lands a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Crusher suprises Slender with a series of painful punches to the jaw. Slender ignores it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Can Crusher landed 18 of 24 punches, and Slender Man landed 33 of 39 punches.
Slender Man won the round 10-9
Slender Man is winning the fight 10-9
Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slender doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Crusher stays outside and uses his jab.
Slender is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Slender throws a vicious straight right to the mouth.
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+Crusher rocks Slender with a barrage of vicious shots to the mouth.
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+Slender strikes with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Slender pops Crusher with a series of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Crusher pops Slender with a flurry of painful punches to the temple!
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Slender smacks Crusher with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Slender smashes Crusher with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Crusher nails Slender with a volley of nice punches to the mouth. Slender doesn't notice.
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-Slender probes with a series of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Slender catches Crusher with a pair of nice punches to the chin. Crusher quickly recovers.
+Crusher takes charge with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Slender wakes up the fans with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
+Slender wakes up the fans with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
+Slender punches Crusher with a series of punches to the nose.
+Crusher pokes Slender with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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+Crusher lands a series of light punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Can Crusher landed 36 of 40 punches, and Slender Man landed 38 of 48 punches.
The Can Crusher won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slender doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Crusher stays outside and uses his jab.
Slender is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Slender lands a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Slender clocks Crusher with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Crusher tags Slender with a series of commanding punches to the mouth. Slender gets mad!
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+Crusher attacks with a barrage of punches to the head.
-Slender probes with a series of punches to the face, but Crusher blocks.
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+Crusher clocks Slender with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Crusher wakes up the fans with a powerful jab to the mouth.
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+Slender backs up Crusher with a pair of powerful blows to the chin!! Crusher seems wobbly!
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+Slender annoys Crusher with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
-Slender fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Crusher takes it in the forearms.
+Slender lands a series of nasty shots to the solar plexus! Crusher quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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-Slender attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Slender connects with a series of commanding punches to the head.
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+Slender thumps Crusher with a volley of painful punches to the chin.
+Slender pops Crusher with a jab to the nose.
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+Crusher takes charge with a pair of loud punches to the face.
+Slender throws a series of punches to the chin. Crusher backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Can Crusher landed 27 of 28 punches, and Slender Man landed 45 of 58 punches.
The Can Crusher won the round 10-9
The Can Crusher is winning the fight 29-28
Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slender doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Crusher stays outside and uses his jab.
Slender is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Slender drills Crusher with a pair of stiff punches to the chest. Crusher doesn't notice.
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+Slender backs up Crusher with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Slender lashes out with a jab to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Crusher smashes Slender with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
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-Slender tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but Crusher ties him up.
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+Crusher pops Slender with a nice jab to the head.
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+Crusher pokes Slender with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Crusher punches Slender with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Crusher wallops Slender with a series of punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Slender nails Crusher with a volley of commanding punches to the face.
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-Slender throws a right uppercut to the chest, but Crusher escapes.
+Slender lands a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Can Crusher landed 26 of 27 punches, and Slender Man landed 40 of 56 punches.
The Can Crusher won the round 10-9
The Can Crusher is winning the fight 39-37
Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slender remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 5
Crusher stays outside and uses his jab.
Slender is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Slender launches a pair of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Crusher lashes out with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth.
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-Slender attempts a cross to the temple, but Crusher takes it in the forearms.
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+Crusher jolts Slender with a series of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Slender drills Crusher with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Slender tosses a series of punches to the head!
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+Crusher tattoos Slender with a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
+Crusher hits with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
-Slender fires a pair of punches to the chest, but Crusher hides behind his gloves.
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-Slender fires a right right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Slender tags Crusher with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Slender attacks with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Slender jars Crusher with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Crusher seems wobbly!
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+Slender wallops Crusher with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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+Slender grazes Crusher with a flurry of glancing punches to the head!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Can Crusher landed 24 of 25 punches, and Slender Man landed 34 of 57 punches.
The Can Crusher won the round 10-9
The Can Crusher is winning the fight 49-46
Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slender grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 6
Crusher stays outside and uses his jab.
Slender is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Slender pokes Crusher with a pair of shots to the ribs!!
+Crusher punches Slender with a volley of glancing shots to the mouth. Slender hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Slender thumps Crusher with a strong straight right to the temple. Crusher retreats to the far corner.
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-Slender fires a series of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Crusher clocks Slender with a powerful straight right to the chin. Slender backpedals to his own corner.
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-Slender attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Crusher beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crusher lands a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Crusher fires a series of solid shots to the temple.
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-Slender attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Crusher deftly avoits it.
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+Crusher lands a barrage of loud blows to the mouth.
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+Slender lands a series of stiff punches to the nose.
-Slender attacks with a cross to the mouth, but Crusher quickly backs away.
-Slender launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but Crusher steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Can Crusher landed 24 of 24 punches, and Slender Man landed 27 of 56 punches.
The Can Crusher won the round 10-9
The Can Crusher is winning the fight 59-55
Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slender grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 7
Crusher stays outside and uses his jab.
Slender is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Slender clocks Crusher with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Slender annoys Crusher with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
+Crusher rocks Slender with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple!!
+Crusher throws a volley of punches to the nose.
Crusher lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Slender falls to the canvas!!
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Slender struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crusher wakes up the fans with a strong straight right to the jaw.
-Slender attempts a series of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Slender nails Crusher with a flurry of shots to the jaw!
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-Slender probes with a left jab to the nose, but fails to score.
-Slender paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Crusher covers himself well.
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+Slender attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the temple. Crusher is hurt!
-Slender probes with a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Slender tries a jab to the eye, but Crusher steps aside and laughs.
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-Slender attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Crusher punches Slender with a flurry of strong punches to the eye. Slender beats a hasty retreat.
+Crusher connects with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Crusher hits Slender with a series of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Slender hammers Crusher with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Can Crusher landed 24 of 25 punches, and Slender Man landed 17 of 53 punches.
The Can Crusher won the round 10-8
The Can Crusher is winning the fight 69-63
Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slender is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 8
Crusher stays outside and uses his jab.
Slender is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Crusher thumps Slender with a straight right to the eye.
-Slender probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Crusher lands a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
Crusher lands a blood spattering uppercut and Slender is flattened!!
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Slender struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slender hammers Crusher with a volley of glancing punches to the temple. Crusher sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Crusher tags Slender with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
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+Crusher belts Slender with a flurry of wild punches to the eye. Slender doesn't notice.
+Crusher hammers Slender with a nasty sweeping right to the chin.
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+Slender hurts Crusher with a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Slender probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Slender staggers Crusher with a right to the ribs.
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-Slender probes with a right sweeping right to the jaw, but Crusher escapes.
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+Slender fires a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Slender paws a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Crusher staggers Slender with a series of heavy punches to the eye.
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-Slender attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Crusher stays away from it.
-Slender probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Crusher hits with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
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BELL
Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slender is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.
The doctor won't let Slender Man continue the fight! The Can Crusher wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 2: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 3: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 4: Slender Man 10-9
Round 5: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 6: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 7: The Can Crusher 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slender Man 10-9
Round 2: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 3: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 4: Slender Man 10-9
Round 5: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 6: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 7: The Can Crusher 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slender Man 10-9
Round 2: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 3: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 4: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 5: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 6: The Can Crusher 10-9
Round 7: The Can Crusher 10-8
The Can Crusher wins by a technical knockout!
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