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(Super-Welterweight) Dr. Squarejack of Australia defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, June 6, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Dr. Squarejack of Australia!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Australia launches a barrage of right punches to the face, but Tutu! ties him up.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tutu! attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Australia covers himself well.
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+Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs!
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+Australia shakes Tutu! with a solid straight right to the temple. Tutu! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Tutu! annoys Australia with a volley of mean shots to the stomach.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Australia drills Tutu! with a cross to the temple.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 17 of 33 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 15 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!

Australia doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Tutu! tries to land a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Australia stays away from it.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! slams Australia with a left to the chest.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Australia hurts Tutu! with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Australia grazes Tutu! with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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-Australia throws a right right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! slams Australia with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 13 of 22 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 16 of 26 punches.

Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9

Dr. Squarejack of Australia is winning the fight 20-19


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Australia doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tutu! fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Australia smacks Tutu! with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Australia attacks with a hook to the stomach, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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+Tutu! tattoos Australia with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu! grazes Australia with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Australia hits with a powerful left to the ribs.
-Tutu! lunges with a pair of left shots to the chest, but Australia beats a hasty retreat.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Australia suprises Tutu! with a barrage of stiff blows to the ribs.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Australia annoys Tutu! with a straight right to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade blows to the nose.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a left jab to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Tutu! suprises Australia with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
+Tutu! pounds Australia with a series of nice punches to the chest. Australia falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 19 of 36 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 16 of 22 punches.

Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9

Dr. Squarejack of Australia is winning the fight 30-28


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Australia doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 4

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Tutu! jars Australia with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Australia rocks Tutu! with a barrage of light blows to the ribs.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tutu! attempts a left jab to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Australia jars Tutu! with a powerful uppercut to the stomach.
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+Tutu! punches Australia with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
-Tutu! lunges with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Australia backs out of it.
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+Australia hits Tutu! with a pair of furious punches to the chest. Tutu! laughs!
-Australia lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Tutu! smacks Australia with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Australia throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Australia connects with a pair of blows to the chest.
-Tutu! charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Australia steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 18 of 41 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 24 of 33 punches.

Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9

Dr. Squarejack of Australia is winning the fight 40-37


Tutu! is slowing down.

Australia doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 5

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Australia paws a cross to the solar plexus, but Tutu! ducks.
+Australia lands a series of furious shots to the solar plexus. Tutu! gets mad!
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Tutu! tries a sweeping right to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Tutu! lands a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tutu! paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Australia escapes.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Australia grazes Tutu! with a hard cross to the ribs. Tutu! laughs!
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-Tutu! lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu! annoys Australia with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Australia rocks Tutu! with a pair of loud shots to the chest! Tutu! doesn't seem bothered.
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+Australia fires a pair of strong shots to the ribs.
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+Australia hits with a barrage of strong shots to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 13 of 42 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 22 of 35 punches.

Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9

Dr. Squarejack of Australia is winning the fight 50-46


Tutu! collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Australia doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 6

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia fights inside. (inside)

+Tutu! rocks Australia with a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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+Australia smashes Tutu! with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
-Tutu! lunges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Australia throws a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Tutu! throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Australia covers himself well.
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+Australia attacks with a volley of furious shots to the head.
+Australia attacks with a series of loud punches to the jaw! Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Australia hits with a pair of nice shots to the jaw.
+Australia pops Tutu! with a volley of nasty punches to the chin. Tutu! shakes his head to clear it.
Australia lands a resounding right punch in the nose and Tutu! is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Dr. Squarejack of Australia wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Australia remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 3: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 4: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 5: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 2: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 3: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 4: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 5: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 3: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 4: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 5: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9

Dr. Squarejack of Australia wins by a knockout!