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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Napoleon II by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, June 3, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Napoleon II!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Napoleon pounds Dorkness 1 with a flurry of shots to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a series of combinations to the eye!
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Napoleon with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 annoys Napoleon with a pair of punches to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a resounding right smash to the jaw and Napoleon is knocked off his feet!!

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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Napoleon rocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Napoleon with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
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+Napoleon shakes Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the face. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
Napoleon lands a crashing smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is knocked off his feet!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Napoleon staggers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of blows to the chin. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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+Napoleon fires a pair of furious blows to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of light combinations to the eye. Napoleon shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkness 1 hits Napoleon with a volley of strong combinations to the head.
Dorkness 1 lands a devestating left blow to the head and Napoleon lands flat on his back!!

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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Napoleon with a commanding sweeping right to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a thundering left blow to the head and Napoleon goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Napoleon doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken tooth.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!