Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Total Mad Ownage by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Saturday, June 1, 2019In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 313 pounds (142 kilograms) is Total Mad Ownage!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Ownage attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
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+Neuman shakes Ownage with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Ownage charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Ownage paws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Neuman deftly avoits it.
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+Neuman punches Ownage with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Ownage probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Neuman steps aside.
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-Ownage fires a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Ownage probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 16 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 4 of 41 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Ownage doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Ownage attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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-Ownage probes with a right right to the ribs, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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+Ownage jolts Neuman with a pair of punches to the stomach. Neuman seems wobbly!
-Ownage attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Ownage paws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Neuman leaps aside.
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+Neuman throws a powerful sweeping right to the mouth. Ownage doesn't notice.
-Ownage attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
-Ownage paws a pair of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Ownage lunges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Neuman hits Ownage with a stiff straight right to the face!
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-Ownage lunges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Neuman ducks.
-Ownage tries to land a series of right punches to the temple, but Neuman steps aside.
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-Ownage charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Ownage probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Ownage tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but Neuman steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 14 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 8 of 77 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 20-18
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Ownage doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Neuman grazes Ownage with a hard roundhouse to the nose.
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-Ownage attacks with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Neuman stays away from it.
+Neuman suprises Ownage with a flurry of solid shots to the jaw.
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-Ownage attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
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-Ownage lashes out with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Ownage lunges with a series of punches to the face, but Neuman stays away from it.
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-Ownage fires a series of right punches to the nose, but Neuman ties him up.
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+Neuman grazes Ownage with a barrage of shots to the chin.
-Ownage attempts a series of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Ownage launches a series of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Ownage probes with a barrage of left shots to the face, but Neuman quickly backs away.
-Ownage tries to land a pair of left punches to the chin, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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-Ownage lunges with a right to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Neuman connects with a pair of solid shots to the chin.
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+Ownage fires a pair of blows to the temple.
-Ownage tries a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Neuman covers himself well.
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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-Ownage probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
+Neuman lashes out with a pair of light shots to the temple.
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but Neuman stays away from it.
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+Neuman staggers Ownage with a pair of light blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 32 of 32 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 13 of 67 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 30-27
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Ownage doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Neuman drills Ownage with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Neuman hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Ownage throws a straight right to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage lashes out with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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-Ownage attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Ownage launches a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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-Ownage fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Ownage smashes Neuman with a barrage of punches to the head.
-Ownage throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
-Ownage paws a right to the ribs, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
-Ownage tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Neuman throws a series of shots to the jaw.
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-Ownage probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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+Neuman throws a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Ownage attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 21 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 10 of 78 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 40-36
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Ownage doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Neuman jolts Ownage with a barrage of quick blows to the mouth.
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-Ownage throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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-Ownage paws a straight right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Ownage tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
-Ownage paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Ownage lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Ownage tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
-Ownage lunges with a right straight right to the ribs, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
+Neuman connects with a series of mean blows to the eye.
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-Ownage tries to land a jab to the mouth, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
+Neuman hits with a flurry of blows to the head.
-Ownage probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ownage pounds Neuman with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Ownage attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Ownage lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but Neuman stays away from it.
-Ownage attempts a volley of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Ownage probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Neuman pokes Ownage with a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Ownage attacks with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
-Ownage paws a barrage of shots to the head, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 25 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 14 of 81 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 50-45
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Ownage doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Ownage fires a flurry of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Ownage paws a series of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Neuman hits Ownage with a barrage of painful blows to the stomach.
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-Ownage tries to land a barrage of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Ownage paws a right to the eye, but Neuman ducks.
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+Neuman jolts Ownage with a flurry of stinging blows to the chest. Ownage doesn't notice.
-Ownage tries to land a series of right shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Neuman hits with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Ownage lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Ownage attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Neuman blocks.
-Ownage probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Neuman ties him up.
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-Ownage launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Neuman escapes.
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+Neuman stuns Ownage with a pair of punches to the ribs. Ownage doesn't notice.
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-Ownage paws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Neuman stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 23 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 12 of 72 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 60-54
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Ownage lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Neuman deftly avoits it.
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-Ownage launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Ownage throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Neuman steps aside.
-Ownage charges with a sweeping right to the ribs, but Neuman escapes.
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+Neuman whacks Ownage with a jab to the jaw. Ownage hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Ownage tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Ownage charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Neuman hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach!
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-Ownage tries to land a barrage of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Ownage punches Neuman with a volley of punches to the chin. Neuman quickly recovers.
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-Ownage lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Ownage charges with a right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Neuman catches Ownage with a volley of punches to the ribs. Ownage is hurt!
-Ownage charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Neuman covers himself well.
-Ownage paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Neuman blocks.
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-Ownage charges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Neuman covers himself well.
-Ownage attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Neuman ducks.
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-Ownage attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 23 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 8 of 66 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 70-63
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Ownage tries to land a flurry of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Neuman escapes.
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-Ownage probes with a barrage of shots to the face, but misses.
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+Neuman pummels Ownage with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
-Ownage probes with a jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Ownage tries to land a pair of right blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Ownage charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Ownage launches a series of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Ownage lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but Neuman covers himself well.
-Ownage launches a series of left punches to the face, but Neuman ties him up.
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+Neuman hits with a pair of strong punches to the stomach. Ownage retreats to the far corner.
-Ownage throws a series of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Ownage tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Neuman ties him up.
+Neuman throws a volley of furious punches to the chin.
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+Ownage tosses a nasty jab to the chin. Neuman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Neuman hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 34 of 35 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 9 of 69 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 80-72
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Neuman backs up Ownage with a stinging cross to the face.
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+Neuman punches Ownage with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
-Ownage paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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-Ownage attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Ownage jars Neuman with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Ownage probes with a straight right to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Ownage charges with a left roundhouse to the eye, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
-Ownage attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Neuman throws a barrage of painful punches to the head. Ownage doesn't notice.
-Ownage throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Neuman escapes.
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-Ownage throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Ownage paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman blocks.
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+Neuman annoys Ownage with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Ownage lunges with a pair of left shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Ownage attempts a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
+Neuman lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Ownage probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Neuman hits with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Ownage pops Neuman with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 31 of 31 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 10 of 70 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 90-81
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ownage is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Neuman hammers Ownage with a series of vicious punches to the chin.
-Ownage throws a jab to the chest, but Neuman covers himself well.
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but falls short.
-Ownage attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Neuman stays away from it.
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+Neuman hits with a volley of wild punches to the mouth. Ownage covers up.
-Ownage paws a series of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Ownage attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Neuman ducks.
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-Ownage lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
-Ownage fires a right jab to the solar plexus, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
+Neuman hits Ownage with a series of punches to the mouth. Ownage covers up.
-Ownage lashes out with a jab to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Ownage paws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Neuman stays away from it.
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-Neuman probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses.
+Neuman throws a nasty jab to the nose. Ownage laughs!
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+Ownage shakes Neuman with a pair of furious punches to the jaw! Neuman shakes his head to clear it.
-Ownage lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman blocks.
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+Neuman connects with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple. Ownage falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 26 of 31 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 7 of 58 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 100-90
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Ownage is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Neuman smacks Ownage with a pair of light punches to the chin. Ownage retreats to the far corner.
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+Neuman smashes Ownage with a series of quick punches to the eye. Ownage hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Neuman hits with a hard roundhouse to the head.
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-Ownage attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Neuman escapes.
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Ownage throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Neuman escapes.
-Ownage fires a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Neuman quickly backs away.
-Ownage paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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-Ownage tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Ownage charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Ownage fires a barrage of quick punches to the jaw.
-Ownage lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Neuman hits with a pair of solid punches to the ribs. Ownage hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Ownage probes with a straight right to the mouth, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
+Neuman shakes Ownage with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Neuman jolts Ownage with a pair of wild punches to the head. Ownage seems wobbly!
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-Ownage attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 31 of 31 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 7 of 54 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 110-99
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Ownage is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Neuman shakes Ownage with a pair of quick uppercuts to the head.
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-Ownage charges with a pair of hooks to the jaw, but misses.
+Neuman tosses a pair of hooks to the mouth.
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-Ownage launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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-Ownage attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Neuman covers himself well.
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-Ownage throws a barrage of hooks to the mouth, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 17 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 2 of 33 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 120-108
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108
Alfred E. Neuman wins by decision!
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