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(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Unlucky SOB by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Thursday, May 30, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Unlucky SOB!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Tutu! fires a volley of wild punches to the stomach. Unlucky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Unlucky probes with a pair of combinations to the face, but he's too slow.
-Unlucky attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Tutu! ties him up.
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+Tutu! stuns Unlucky with a flurry of mean combinations to the solar plexus.
+Tutu! connects with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu! smashes Unlucky with a jab to the stomach!
+Tutu! hurts Unlucky with a loud jab to the ribs. Unlucky quickly recovers.
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+Tutu! belts Unlucky with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Unlucky nails Tutu! with a series of combinations to the face.
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-Unlucky throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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+Tutu! wakes up the fans with a flurry of quick shots to the ribs.
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-Unlucky fires a barrage of right combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Unlucky throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Unlucky tries a left combination to the face, but Tutu! stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 32 of 32 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 11 of 43 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Unlucky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Unlucky probes with a barrage of right combinations to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Unlucky throws a series of right combinations to the chin, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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+Unlucky whacks Tutu! with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Unlucky throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu! tags Unlucky with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Tutu! tosses a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Unlucky attempts a barrage of combinations to the face, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Unlucky paws a cross to the temple, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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+Tutu! connects with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus. Unlucky beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 24 of 25 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 40 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18


Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!

Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Tutu! scores with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a cross to the eye, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Unlucky tries to land a pair of combinations to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu! rocks Unlucky with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu! tattoos Unlucky with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach. Unlucky covers up.
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-Unlucky throws a volley of left combinations to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu! scores with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Unlucky tries a right roundhouse to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Unlucky connects with a heavy straight right to the face!!
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-Unlucky fires a volley of right combinations to the head, but only hits air.
+Unlucky thumps Tutu! with a pair of stinging punches to the temple. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 23 of 23 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 11 of 38 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 30-27


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 4

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Unlucky lunges with a pair of right combinations to the mouth, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
-Unlucky tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Unlucky launches a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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+Tutu! pummels Unlucky with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
-Unlucky throws a jab to the eye, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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-Unlucky paws a volley of right combinations to the temple, but Tutu! ducks.
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-Unlucky tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Unlucky attempts a barrage of combinations to the chin, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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+Unlucky lands a pair of wild combinations to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 7 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 35 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 39-37


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 5

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Unlucky lunges with a series of combinations to the temple, but Tutu! steps aside.
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+Unlucky throws a volley of mean combinations to the jaw.
+Tutu! whacks Unlucky with a stiff right to the ribs.
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+Tutu! tosses a volley of solid punches to the chest.
-Unlucky tries to land a volley of right punches to the head, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Unlucky throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Unlucky lunges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Tutu! escapes.
-Unlucky paws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
-Unlucky probes with a series of combinations to the face, but misses.
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+Unlucky backs up Tutu! with a pair of combinations to the mouth.
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+Tutu! tags Unlucky with a series of punches to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 22 of 23 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 41 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 49-46


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 6

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Unlucky grazes Tutu! with a flurry of shots to the head.
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-Unlucky fires a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Tutu! ducks.
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+Tutu! throws a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Unlucky throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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-Unlucky attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Tutu! ducks.
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-Unlucky paws a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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-Unlucky probes with a volley of right punches to the face, but Tutu! steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 39 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 58-56


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 7

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Unlucky attempts a flurry of right combinations to the mouth, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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+Tutu! slams Unlucky with a nice straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Unlucky throws a jab to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Unlucky throws a barrage of heavy combinations to the nose. Tutu! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Unlucky tries to land a series of left combinations to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Unlucky fires a jab to the temple, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Unlucky fires a roundhouse to the eye, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
-Unlucky attempts a pair of right combinations to the jaw, but Tutu! ties him up.
+Tutu! hurts Unlucky with a volley of punches to the ribs. Unlucky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Tutu! rocks Unlucky with a flurry of quick shots to the stomach.
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+Tutu! grazes Unlucky with a jab to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 23 of 23 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 40 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 68-65


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 8

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Unlucky attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Tutu! tags Unlucky with a vicious cross to the temple! Unlucky backpedals to his own corner.
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-Unlucky probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Unlucky probes with a volley of right combinations to the eye, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
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-Unlucky tries a left straight right to the nose, but Tutu! steps aside.
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+Unlucky pummels Tutu! with a barrage of combinations to the temple.
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+Unlucky catches Tutu! with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 46 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 77-75


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 9

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Unlucky probes with a cross to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu! stuns Unlucky with a flurry of loud shots to the chest.
+Tutu! fires a pair of mean shots to the ribs.
+Unlucky grazes Tutu! with a flurry of combinations to the mouth.
-Unlucky charges with a barrage of right combinations to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Unlucky lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Unlucky tries a series of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Unlucky throws a barrage of right combinations to the head, but Tutu! covers himself well.
-Unlucky attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Tutu! drills Unlucky with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Unlucky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 21 of 25 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 39 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 87-84


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 10

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Unlucky lashes out with a pair of right combinations to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Tutu! scores with a series of strong combinations to the mouth.
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-Unlucky attempts a series of punches to the chin, but Tutu! backs out of it.
-Unlucky attempts a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Unlucky attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Unlucky attempts a combination to the jaw, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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+Tutu! thumps Unlucky with a volley of heavy shots to the face. Unlucky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Unlucky hits Tutu! with a volley of combinations to the nose.
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-Unlucky paws a left to the head, but Tutu! leaps aside.
-Unlucky paws a left jab to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Tutu! lands a volley of punches to the mouth. Unlucky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 22 of 26 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 41 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 97-93


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 11

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Tutu! hits with a volley of vicious punches to the face.
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-Unlucky fires a barrage of combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Unlucky fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu! hits with a series of nice punches to the eye.
+Tutu! lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Unlucky staggers Tutu! with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
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-Unlucky tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Tutu! blocks.
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-Unlucky fires a pair of left punches to the head, but Tutu! backs out of it.
-Unlucky lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu! annoys Unlucky with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 22 of 25 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 7 of 42 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 107-102


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 12

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Unlucky suprises Tutu! with a heavy jab to the head.
-Unlucky launches a barrage of combinations to the nose, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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-Tutu! attacks with a barrage of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Unlucky charges with a pair of right punches to the head, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
-Unlucky probes with a volley of left blows to the head, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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+Tutu! punches Unlucky with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
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+Tutu! hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose!!
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-Unlucky attacks with a pair of combinations to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 18 of 23 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 37 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 117-111


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by decision!