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(Super-Welterweight) Dr. Squarejack of Australia defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Thursday, May 23, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Dr. Squarejack of Australia!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Tutu! connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Tutu! charges with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Australia ducks just in time.
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+Tutu! thumps Australia with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Australia retreats to the far corner.
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+Tutu! slams Australia with a powerful jab to the stomach.
+Australia fires a barrage of stiff shots to the face! Tutu! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Australia probes with a series of right shots to the temple, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Australia pummels Tutu! with a series of furious shots to the eye.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! jolts Australia with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs. Australia asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 21 of 32 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 15 of 25 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Australia doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Australia attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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+Australia annoys Tutu! with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach. Tutu! grimaces in pain.
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+Tutu! lashes out with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Australia asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! jars Australia with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Australia quickly recovers.
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+Australia hammers Tutu! with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! throws a right jab to the stomach, but Australia narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 13 of 25 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 13 of 22 punches.

Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!

Australia doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tutu! tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Australia whacks Tutu! with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! annoys Australia with a pair of shots to the chest.
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+Australia lands a pair of heavy blows to the ribs.
+Tutu! nails Australia with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Australia shakes his head to clear it.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tutu! throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Australia backs out of it.
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-Australia tries a volley of blows to the chest, but Tutu! blocks.
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+Tutu! connects with a volley of quick punches to the chest. Australia ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 24 of 40 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 15 of 23 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 29-28


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Australia doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu! annoys Australia with a pair of quick punches to the chest!
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-Australia probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Tutu! attacks with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Australia fires a barrage of stinging blows to the ribs.
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+Tutu! thumps Australia with a pair of stiff blows to the chest.
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+Tutu! tosses a pair of hard punches to the chest.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Australia connects with a loud uppercut to the chest.
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-Australia launches a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Tutu! throws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Australia leaps aside.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Tutu! belts Australia with a series of punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 18 of 40 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 13 of 23 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 39-37


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Australia doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Australia pops Tutu! with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu! wakes up the fans with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tutu! launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Australia paws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Tutu! lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
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+Australia hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
-Tutu! fires a pair of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Australia attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Tutu! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! fires a series of hard punches to the ribs. Australia ignores it.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Australia fires a series of right punches to the chest, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Australia connects with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
+Tutu! fires a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 20 of 41 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 20 of 31 punches.

Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 48-47


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Australia remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Australia jolts Tutu! with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
-Australia attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Tutu! escapes.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Australia hits with a volley of quick blows to the stomach!
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Tutu! staggers Australia with a pair of shots to the solar plexus. Australia is hurt!
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu! fires a volley of blows to the chest.
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+Australia hammers Tutu! with a glancing cross to the ribs. Tutu! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Australia lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Tutu! attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Australia steps aside and laughs.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Australia tags Tutu! with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu! attacks with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Australia shakes his head to clear it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 18 of 40 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 18 of 34 punches.

Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tutu! is slowing down.

Australia remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Tutu! hits with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Australia launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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-Tutu! tries a series of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu! lands a vicious cross to the ribs! Australia hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Tutu! fires a jab to the stomach, but Australia ducks.
+Australia scores with a flurry of strong blows to the chest. Tutu! doesn't seem bothered.
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+Australia punches Tutu! with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! fires a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Australia slams Tutu! with a series of shots to the stomach!! Tutu! shakes his head to clear it.
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+Australia hits with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs. Tutu! gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 14 of 36 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 22 of 31 punches.

Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9

Dr. Squarejack of Australia is winning the fight 67-66


Tutu! looks exhausted.

Australia remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Australia is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Australia hits with a wild uppercut to the head.
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+Australia hurts Tutu! with a volley of nice punches to the face.
Australia lands a bone crushing blow to the temple and Tutu! lands flat on his back!!

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Tutu! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Tutu! whacks Australia with a mean jab to the stomach.
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-Australia launches a jab to the mouth, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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+Tutu! tosses a series of blows to the stomach.
+Tutu! pounds Australia with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Australia pops Tutu! with a series of powerful roundhouses to the jaw.
Australia lands a sudden haymaker and Tutu! hurtles to the canvas!!

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Tutu! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Australia fires a flurry of punches to the temple.
Australia lands a mighty left blow to the temple and Tutu! goes down!!

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He's Out!
Dr. Squarejack of Australia wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Australia is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 7: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 7: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 7: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9

Dr. Squarejack of Australia wins by a knockout!