Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Testing the waters defeated Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.Match Monday, May 20, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Testing the waters!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist !!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Testing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+The Dead Baby punches Testing with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye. Testing sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Testing solidly lands a barrage of solid punches to the face.
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+Testing hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
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+The Dead Baby takes charge with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Testing thumps The Dead Baby with a series of glancing punches to the head.
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+The Dead Baby attacks with a barrage of nasty combinations to the face. Testing asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+The Dead Baby hits with a commanding jab to the chin. Testing sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+The Dead Baby stuns Testing with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
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+The Dead Baby hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Dead Baby tags Testing with a pair of heavy punches to the face. Testing backpedals to his own corner.
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-Testing probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing the waters landed 22 of 33 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 48 of 48 punches.
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 10-9
Testing doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Dead Baby doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Testing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The Dead Baby connects with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Testing staggers The Dead Baby with a loud right to the nose.
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+The Dead Baby rocks Testing with a volley of furious punches to the face! Testing quickly recovers.
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+Testing lands a barrage of combinations to the temple.
+The Dead Baby staggers Testing with a solid sweeping right to the head!
+The Dead Baby tosses a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+The Dead Baby throws a furious straight right to the eye.
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+Testing lashes out with a series of combinations to the nose.
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-Testing probes with a pair of left combinations to the chin, but only hits air.
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-The Dead Baby lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Testing steps aside and laughs.
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+The Dead Baby grazes Testing with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing the waters landed 24 of 34 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 44 of 49 punches.
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 20-18
Testing doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Testing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Testing tattoos The Dead Baby with a barrage of punches to the head.
+The Dead Baby jars Testing with a series of hard punches to the nose. Testing doesn't notice.
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-The Dead Baby lashes out with a series of right punches to the eye, but misses.
+The Dead Baby connects with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Testing solidly lands a series of powerful combinations to the eye.
+Testing lands a volley of glancing punches to the temple!!
+ The fighters trade combinations to the eye.
+Testing slams The Dead Baby with a pair of punches to the head.
+The Dead Baby shakes Testing with a pair of nice punches to the face. Testing falls against the ropes!
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-The Dead Baby paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Testing punches The Dead Baby with a series of wild combinations to the nose.
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-Testing fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+The Dead Baby shakes Testing with a pair of punches to the ribs. Testing seems wobbly!
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-The Dead Baby paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Testing steps aside and laughs.
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+The Dead Baby hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Testing launches a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but to no avail.
+The Dead Baby catches Testing with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
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+The Dead Baby tags Testing with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Dead Baby jolts Testing with a series of shots to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing the waters landed 32 of 37 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 40 of 52 punches.
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 30-27
Testing doesn't even want to rest!
The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Testing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The Dead Baby tosses a mean jab to the chin.
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+Testing throws a nasty roundhouse to the mouth.
+The Dead Baby smashes Testing with a jab to the jaw.
-Testing lashes out with a volley of left shots to the nose, but The Dead Baby stays away from it.
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+Testing stuns The Dead Baby with a pair of glancing combinations to the temple.
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+Testing rocks The Dead Baby with a volley of quick combinations to the jaw. The Dead Baby sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-The Dead Baby paws a jab to the mouth, but Testing stays away from it.
+The Dead Baby hits Testing with a jab to the jaw!
-The Dead Baby attempts a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but to no avail.
+The Dead Baby attacks with a series of punches to the nose.
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+The Dead Baby whacks Testing with a left to the eye!!
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+The Dead Baby fires a pair of punches to the nose.
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+The Dead Baby staggers Testing with a series of blows to the head.
-The Dead Baby attempts a right jab to the jaw, but Testing ducks just in time.
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-Testing throws a right jab to the face, but misses.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+The Dead Baby connects with a roundhouse to the chin.
+Testing pokes The Dead Baby with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-The Dead Baby tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+The Dead Baby fires a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing the waters landed 30 of 41 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 51 of 63 punches.
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 40-36
Testing doesn't even want to rest!
The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Testing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Testing lands a roundhouse to the temple.
+Testing drills The Dead Baby with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
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+The Dead Baby hits with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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+The Dead Baby wallops Testing with a commanding sweeping right to the mouth. Testing sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Testing probes with a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
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+The Dead Baby punches Testing with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye.
+The Dead Baby punches Testing with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Testing jars The Dead Baby with a wild jab to the temple!
-The Dead Baby attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Testing deftly avoits it.
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-The Dead Baby lashes out with a series of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Testing lunges with a volley of combinations to the nose, but The Dead Baby steps aside and laughs.
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+Testing backs up The Dead Baby with a series of solid punches to the temple.
+Testing belts The Dead Baby with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
-The Dead Baby charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Testing deftly avoits it.
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+Testing hits with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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+The Dead Baby smashes Testing with a series of punches to the nose.
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+The Dead Baby wallops Testing with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+The Dead Baby jars Testing with a barrage of punches to the temple! Testing quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing the waters landed 27 of 40 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 42 of 64 punches.
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 50-45
Testing doesn't even want to rest!
The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has a broken nose.
ROUND 6
Testing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)
+The Dead Baby jars Testing with a barrage of mean punches to the chin!
+Testing slams The Dead Baby with a straight right to the chin.
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-The Dead Baby fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Testing takes it in the forearms.
+The Dead Baby jolts Testing with a pair of wild punches to the chest! Testing shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Dead Baby throws a roundhouse to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
-The Dead Baby attempts a pair of combinations to the head, but to no avail.
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+The Dead Baby smashes Testing with a flurry of off balance punches to the head. Testing doesn't notice.
+The Dead Baby solidly lands a barrage of off balance combinations to the ribs!!
+Testing fires a light sweeping right to the face. The Dead Baby shakes his head to clear it.
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+Testing throws a strong jab to the chin.
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+Testing attacks with a barrage of stiff combinations to the eye.
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+The Dead Baby punches Testing with a strong left to the chin.
-The Dead Baby throws a jab to the temple, but Testing leaps aside.
-The Dead Baby probes with a series of punches to the head, but Testing backs out of it.
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-Testing tries to land a volley of combinations to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Testing annoys The Dead Baby with a volley of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing the waters landed 31 of 38 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 30 of 58 punches.
Testing the waters won the round 10-9
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 59-55
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Dead Baby grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has a broken nose.
ROUND 7
Testing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-The Dead Baby probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Testing hides behind his gloves.
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-The Dead Baby probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Testing leaps aside.
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+Testing solidly lands a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth!! The Dead Baby sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Testing charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but The Dead Baby deftly avoits it.
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+Testing smashes The Dead Baby with a pair of stinging combinations to the jaw. The Dead Baby covers up.
-The Dead Baby throws a volley of punches to the head, but Testing stays away from it.
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+Testing punches The Dead Baby with a barrage of mean combinations to the head. The Dead Baby asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-The Dead Baby attempts a jab to the head, but loses his balance.
+The Dead Baby connects with a series of stiff punches to the nose! Testing grimaces in pain.
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+The Dead Baby lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-The Dead Baby attacks with a series of left combinations to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-The Dead Baby attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+The Dead Baby pops Testing with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Testing tosses a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+The Dead Baby backs up Testing with a barrage of wild shots to the ribs. Testing seems wobbly!
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+Testing nails The Dead Baby with a commanding jab to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing the waters landed 29 of 41 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 36 of 64 punches.
Testing the waters won the round 10-9
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 68-65
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Dead Baby grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has a broken nose.
ROUND 8
Testing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)
+The Dead Baby jars Testing with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
+Testing punches The Dead Baby with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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-The Dead Baby fires a pair of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-The Dead Baby probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Testing wakes up the fans with a jab to the jaw.
+The Dead Baby hits Testing with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Testing quickly recovers.
+Testing hits with a pair of quick combinations to the nose. The Dead Baby doesn't seem bothered.
-The Dead Baby charges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+The Dead Baby hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Testing lashes out with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+The Dead Baby throws a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
+The Dead Baby nails Testing with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+The Dead Baby lands a volley of punches to the face.
-The Dead Baby launches a barrage of left combinations to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Testing launches a series of left combinations to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Testing tags The Dead Baby with a loud jab to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the mouth.
-The Dead Baby lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Testing escapes.
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-The Dead Baby probes with a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but Testing takes it in the forearms.
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+Testing tags The Dead Baby with a series of powerful punches to the head. The Dead Baby asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing the waters landed 30 of 38 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 33 of 61 punches.
Testing the waters won the round 10-9
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 77-75
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Dead Baby grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 9
Testing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-The Dead Baby throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Testing narrowly avoids it
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+Testing drills The Dead Baby with a barrage of vicious combinations to the mouth.
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+The Dead Baby lashes out with a flurry of quick shots to the chin.
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+The Dead Baby lands a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the chin.
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+The Dead Baby pummels Testing with a light straight right to the mouth.
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-The Dead Baby paws a left jab to the nose, but falls short.
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-The Dead Baby attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Testing hits The Dead Baby with a pair of furious combinations to the head.
+The Dead Baby strikes with a barrage of combinations to the nose!
+Testing fires a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
+The Dead Baby connects with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
+The Dead Baby hurts Testing with a pair of hard punches to the temple. Testing ignores it.
+The Dead Baby attacks with a pair of punches to the face. Testing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Testing attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-The Dead Baby charges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Testing covers himself well.
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-The Dead Baby tries a volley of left punches to the head, but Testing backs out of it.
-The Dead Baby throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+The Dead Baby pummels Testing with a hard jab to the head!
+Testing tattoos The Dead Baby with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+The Dead Baby solidly lands a series of solid punches to the ribs!
+Testing strikes with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing the waters landed 23 of 33 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 42 of 76 punches.
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 87-84
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Dead Baby is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 10
Testing is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-The Dead Baby charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Testing ducks.
-The Dead Baby attempts a series of punches to the nose, but Testing steps aside and laughs.
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-The Dead Baby throws a volley of punches to the nose, but Testing ducks.
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-The Dead Baby lashes out with a series of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Testing charges with a volley of punches to the face, but The Dead Baby covers himself well.
+Testing lands a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
+The Dead Baby lands a barrage of hard blows to the eye!! Testing ignores it.
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+The Dead Baby attacks with a series of punches to the stomach!!
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+Testing hits with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
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+The Dead Baby hits Testing with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
+Testing hits with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
+The Dead Baby lands a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus!! Testing sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-The Dead Baby throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Testing pokes The Dead Baby with a volley of loud punches to the head.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Testing strikes with a series of nasty punches to the eye!!
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+The Dead Baby tags Testing with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Testing thumps The Dead Baby with a series of quick punches to the eye.
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+The Dead Baby hits with a series of furious punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Testing the waters landed 29 of 40 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 32 of 67 punches.
Testing the waters won the round 10-9
Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 96-94
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Dead Baby is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 11
Testing is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Testing tosses a flurry of punches to the face.
+Testing lashes out with a series of light punches to the jaw!
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+The Dead Baby nails Testing with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-The Dead Baby launches a right left to the face, but falls short.
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+The Dead Baby grazes Testing with a left to the mouth. Testing grimaces in pain.
+The Dead Baby hits with a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
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-The Dead Baby tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but Testing escapes.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
-The Dead Baby tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-The Dead Baby throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Testing steps aside and laughs.
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+The Dead Baby tattoos Testing with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
-The Dead Baby attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Testing attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but The Dead Baby narrowly avoids it
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+Testing lashes out with a series of mean punches to the jaw!!
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-The Dead Baby fires a left straight right to the chin, but Testing blocks.
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+Testing nails The Dead Baby with a jab to the mouth. The Dead Baby laughs!
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-The Dead Baby attempts a jab to the chin, but Testing stays away from it.
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-The Dead Baby lunges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+The Dead Baby suprises Testing with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Testing jolts The Dead Baby with a loud jab to the eye.
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BELL
Testing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Dead Baby is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip.
The doctor won't let Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist continue the fight! Testing the waters wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 2: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 3: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 4: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 5: Testing the waters 10-9
Round 6: Testing the waters 10-9
Round 7: Testing the waters 10-9
Round 8: Testing the waters 10-9
Round 9: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 10: Testing the waters 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 2: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 5: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 6: Testing the waters 10-9
Round 7: Testing the waters 10-9
Round 8: Testing the waters 10-9
Round 9: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 10: Testing the waters 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 2: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 5: Testing the waters 10-9
Round 6: Testing the waters 10-9
Round 7: Testing the waters 10-9
Round 8: Testing the waters 10-9
Round 9: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 10: Testing the waters 10-9
Testing the waters wins by a technical knockout!
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