Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Zipp 006 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Saturday, May 18, 2019In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is Zipp 006!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Zipp covers up.
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+Neuman lands a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus. Zipp hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Neuman throws a series of hard punches to the head.
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-Zipp lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Neuman blocks.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 9 of 16 punches, and Zipp 006 landed 2 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Zipp covers up.
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+Neuman connects with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
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+Neuman connects with Zipp with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Zipp probes with a volley of left shots to the head, but only hits air.
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+Neuman throws a series of loud punches to the nose!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 15 punches, and Zipp 006 landed 2 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 20-18
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Zipp covers up.
-Zipp throws a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Neuman grazes Zipp with a volley of vicious blows to the eye.
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-Neuman lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Zipp backs out of it.
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+Neuman grazes Zipp with a flurry of glancing blows to the head!
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+Neuman annoys Zipp with a volley of quick shots to the face. Zipp sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Neuman lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Zipp deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 32 punches, and Zipp 006 landed 3 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 30-27
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Zipp covers up.
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+Neuman slams Zipp with a quick jab to the nose.
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-Neuman lashes out with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Zipp hides behind his gloves.
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+Neuman backs up Zipp with a series of hard punches to the chin.
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-Zipp attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 25 punches, and Zipp 006 landed 2 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 40-36
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Zipp covers up.
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+Neuman slams Zipp with a hook to the chin.
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-Neuman attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Neuman fires a painful hook to the face.
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-Neuman charges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Zipp ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 26 punches, and Zipp 006 landed 3 of 7 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 50-45
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Zipp covers up.
-Neuman lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Zipp hides behind his gloves.
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-Neuman probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Neuman lashes out with a flurry of commanding blows to the chest! Zipp seems wobbly!
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+Neuman fires a volley of light shots to the solar plexus. Zipp doesn't seem bothered.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 24 punches, and Zipp 006 landed 3 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 60-54
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Zipp covers up.
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+Neuman thumps Zipp with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman pops Zipp with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
-Neuman paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Neuman scores with a pair of punches to the head!!
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-Zipp lashes out with a left to the temple, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 23 punches, and Zipp 006 landed 2 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 70-63
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Zipp covers up.
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+Neuman rocks Zipp with a series of vicious punches to the eye! Zipp falls against the ropes!
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+Neuman tattoos Zipp with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Neuman hits with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Neuman tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Neuman tosses a flurry of painful punches to the chin!!
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-Zipp launches a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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-Neuman tries to land a volley of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 31 punches, and Zipp 006 landed 2 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 80-72
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Zipp covers up.
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+Neuman tattoos Zipp with a barrage of painful shots to the mouth. Zipp sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Neuman lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Neuman attacks with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Zipp quickly backs away.
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+Neuman punches Zipp with a series of nasty punches to the face! Zipp quickly recovers.
+Neuman tags Zipp with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye!
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+Neuman pummels Zipp with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 32 punches, and Zipp 006 landed 3 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 90-81
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Zipp covers up.
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-Neuman tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but Zipp quickly backs away.
+Neuman hits with a flurry of punches to the temple. Zipp backpedals to his own corner.
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+Neuman staggers Zipp with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Neuman charges with a series of punches to the head, but Zipp ducks.
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+Neuman connects with a loud sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Neuman shakes Zipp with a pair of strong shots to the chin!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 33 punches, and Zipp 006 landed 2 of 7 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 100-90
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Zipp covers up.
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-Neuman tries to land a series of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Neuman attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Neuman wallops Zipp with a nasty straight right to the mouth.
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-Neuman paws a volley of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Neuman rocks Zipp with a powerful cross to the eye. Zipp covers up.
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-Neuman throws a pair of shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 31 punches, and Zipp 006 landed 3 of 9 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 110-99
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Zipp covers up.
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+Neuman strikes with a series of punches to the nose. Zipp doesn't seem bothered.
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-Neuman throws a right jab to the temple, but Zipp deftly avoits it.
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+Neuman suprises Zipp with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Zipp probes with a right sweeping right to the eye, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 8 of 16 punches, and Zipp 006 landed 2 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 120-108
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108
Alfred E. Neuman wins by decision!
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