Public Fight Report

(Heavyweight) Total Mad Ownage defeated Pibb Xtra by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, May 18, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 317 pounds (144 kilograms) is Total Mad Ownage!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 529 pounds (240 kilograms) is Pibb Xtra!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pibb stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Ownage fires a series of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Ownage throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Pibb backs out of it.
-Ownage lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Pibb hides behind his gloves.
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+Pibb punches Ownage with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Pibb throws a jab to the ribs, but Ownage stays away from it.
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+Pibb hammers Ownage with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
-Ownage throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Pibb quickly backs away.
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-Ownage tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Pibb takes it in the forearms.
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+Pibb throws a furious jab to the mouth.
-Ownage attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Pibb lashes out with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Pibb wakes up the fans with a pair of off balance blows to the nose.
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-Ownage throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Pibb ties him up.
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-Ownage probes with a series of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Ownage attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Pibb beats a hasty retreat.
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+Pibb connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Pibb jars Ownage with a volley of punches to the head.
+Pibb backs up Ownage with a series of nasty punches to the temple. Ownage sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 1 of 40 punches, and Pibb Xtra landed 40 of 48 punches.

Pibb Xtra won the round 10-9

Pibb Xtra is winning the fight 10-9

Ownage doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Pibb collapses limply onto his stool.

ROUND 2

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pibb stays outside and uses his jab.

-Ownage attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Pibb beats a hasty retreat.
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-Ownage probes with a right straight right to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Pibb strikes with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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+Ownage scores with a series of heavy punches to the head.
-Ownage launches a volley of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Ownage tries to land a volley of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Pibb steps aside.
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+Pibb hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye!
-Pibb attempts a left jab to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Pibb throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Ownage steps aside and laughs.
-Pibb probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Ownage charges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Pibb ducks.
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-Pibb launches a series of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Pibb lunges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Ownage steps aside.
-Ownage throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Pibb takes it in the forearms.
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-Ownage tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but Pibb deftly avoits it.
-Ownage attempts a series of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Pibb probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Pibb throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Ownage takes it in the forearms.
+Ownage belts Pibb with a volley of commanding punches to the face. Ownage is raining blows! Pibb falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Total Mad Ownage wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a broken jaw.

Pibb can't remember which corner is his.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Pibb Xtra 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Pibb Xtra 10-9

Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Pibb Xtra 10-9

Total Mad Ownage wins by a technical knockout!