Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Sugar Ray Cahn defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Monday, May 6, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Sugar Ray Cahn!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of combinations to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Sugar lashes out with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
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+Sugar pounds Dorkness 1 with a barrage of combinations to the temple!!
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+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty punches to the head. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of left shots to the nose, but Sugar leaps aside.
-Dorkness 1 paws a left straight right to the head, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
+Sugar pops Dorkness 1 with a series of loud punches to the head.
+Sugar hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with Sugar with an elbow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
+Sugar hits with a flurry of punches to the head. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a painful jab to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Sugar with a pair of glancing combinations to the mouth. Sugar doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 30 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 33 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 10-9
Sugar doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 2
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 lashes out with Sugar with a blow to the groin! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Sugar hurts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of painful punches to the chest!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Sugar hides behind his gloves.
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+Sugar hits with a nice jab to the chest.
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+Sugar rocks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Sugar hits with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but Sugar steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 1 backs up Sugar with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus!! Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sugar slams Dorkness 1 with a volley of loud punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Sugar fires a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 24 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 22 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 20-18
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 3
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but Sugar hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 1 hits Sugar with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Dorkness 1 launches a series of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Sugar pokes Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean punches to the chest.
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+Sugar backs up Dorkness 1 with a flurry of combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Sugar seems wobbly!
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+Sugar thumps Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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+Sugar tags Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Sugar slams Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 27 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 22 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 30-27
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 4
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Sugar clocks Dorkness 1 with a series of combinations to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but Sugar backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 39-37
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 5
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar tosses a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Sugar with a barrage of glancing combinations to the solar plexus!!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Sugar hits with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar smashes Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Sugar blocks.
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-Sugar probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Sugar thumps Dorkness 1 with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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+Sugar connects with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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+Sugar lands a volley of stiff punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 26 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 49-46
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 6
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a left combination to the chest, but misses.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of combinations to the chest!
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+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 58-56
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 7
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar clocks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Sugar with a barrage of nice combinations to the chest.
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+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Sugar narrowly avoids it
+Sugar lands a series of punches to the chest.
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+Sugar shakes Dorkness 1 with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 27 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 26 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 68-65
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 8
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of combinations to the stomach, but Sugar stays away from it.
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+Sugar fires a strong jab to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a volley of wild combinations to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Sugar takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 77-75
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 9
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar grazes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a roundhouse to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Sugar with a pair of quick combinations to the chest.
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+Sugar tosses a heavy right to the jaw.
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+Sugar punches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the nose!
+Sugar whacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
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-Sugar lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of combinations to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but Sugar hides behind his gloves.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 25 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 22 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 87-84
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 10
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Sugar pummels Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Sugar jars Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of wild combinations to the stomach.
-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of combinations to the chest, but Sugar narrowly avoids it
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-Sugar launches a right cross to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Sugar tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a right to the chest, but Sugar quickly backs away.
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+Sugar wallops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 23 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 25 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 97-93
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 11
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of powerful combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar staggers Dorkness 1 with a glancing roundhouse to the temple!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Sugar lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Sugar backs up Dorkness 1 with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple!!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sugar punches Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Sugar wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 22 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 25 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 107-102
Sugar grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 12
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 fires a right jab to the jaw, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Sugar ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of left combinations to the head, but Sugar narrowly avoids it
-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 throws Sugar with an illegal rabbit punch! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Dorkness 1 paws a volley of right combinations to the temple, but Sugar steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of left combinations to the eye, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
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+Sugar catches Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a left right to the jaw, but Sugar ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a series of right punches to the temple, but Sugar blocks.
+Dorkness 1 pokes Sugar with a barrage of combinations to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 38 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 116-112
Sugar grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Sugar Ray Cahn wins by decision!
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