Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Joe Byrd X by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.Match Monday, April 29, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Joe Byrd X!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful blow to the temple and Byrd X is flattened!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Byrd X with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
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+Byrd X pummels Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Byrd X wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff punches to the chin!! Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Byrd X pops Dorkness 1 with a volley of solid shots to the temple.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of combinations to the chin! Byrd X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 1 lands a tremendous haymaker and Byrd X is knocked off his feet!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X tags Dorkness 1 with a flurry of shots to the mouth. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of solid punches to the temple. Byrd X covers up.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X drills Dorkness 1 with a flurry of commanding blows to the temple.
+Byrd X tosses a series of shots to the mouth! Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Byrd X nails Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Byrd X with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Byrd X with a volley of punches to the temple!
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth. Byrd X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 28 of 32 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 24 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-7
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Byrd X doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Byrd X hammers Dorkness 1 with a barrage of commanding combinations to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 smacks Byrd X with a pair of commanding combinations to the stomach. Byrd X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a combination to the ribs. Byrd X grimaces in pain.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Byrd X with a wild jab to the stomach. Byrd X shakes his head to clear it.
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+Byrd X hits with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X hits with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 21 of 23 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 22 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-16
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Byrd X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Byrd X fires a volley of nice blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X lands a series of nice blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X pummels Dorkness 1 with a series of shots to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 clocks Byrd X with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a cross to the ribs. Byrd X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Byrd X tosses a volley of shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Byrd X with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of light punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 25 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 20 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-25
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Byrd X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 jars Byrd X with a barrage of quick punches to the chest. Byrd X grimaces in pain.
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+Byrd X belts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Byrd X with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of stinging combinations to the ribs. Byrd X quickly recovers.
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-Byrd X throws a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Byrd X with a barrage of off balance combinations to the chest.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X annoys Dorkness 1 with a uppercut to the stomach. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 23 of 34 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 17 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-34
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Byrd X is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X backs up Dorkness 1 with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Byrd X tosses a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of vicious blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a pair of heavy combinations to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Byrd X with a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Byrd X charges with a left uppercut to the chest, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a volley of wild shots to the ribs.
+Byrd X throws a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 24 of 29 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 17 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 50-43
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Byrd X is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 hits Byrd X with a barrage of quick shots to the chest.
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+Byrd X hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of blows to the stomach. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Byrd X with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Byrd X attacks with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Byrd X tries a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of painful combinations to the solar plexus.
+Byrd X staggers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stinging shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X throws a series of strong shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of vicious combinations to the chest.
+Byrd X tags Dorkness 1 with a hook to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 26 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 18 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 60-52
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Byrd X looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 drills Byrd X with a flurry of wild combinations to the chest. Byrd X doesn't seem bothered.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X slams Dorkness 1 with a barrage of heavy shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Byrd X attempts a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
+Byrd X hits with a pair of blows to the stomach.
+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Byrd X launches a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of combinations to the stomach!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Byrd X launches a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Byrd X annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of blows to the chest!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 20 of 24 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 17 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 70-61
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Byrd X collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Byrd X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Byrd X clocks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth!
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+Dorkness 1 catches Byrd X with a quick roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Byrd X tries to land a uppercut to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Byrd X with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus. Byrd X seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Byrd X with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach. Byrd X doesn't seem bothered.
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+Byrd X hits with a flurry of punches to the temple! Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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-Byrd X launches a flurry of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Byrd X with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
Dorkness 1 lands a crashing blow to the temple and Byrd X's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 grazes Byrd X with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Byrd X pops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of blows to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 hits Byrd X with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 31 of 35 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 13 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 80-69
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Byrd X can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Byrd X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
-Byrd X lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a mean jab to the ribs!
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+Dorkness 1 punches Byrd X with a cross to the chest.
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-Byrd X lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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+Byrd X lands a flurry of off balance punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 pounds Byrd X with a volley of loud punches to the chest. Byrd X beats a hasty retreat.
-Byrd X tries to land a pair of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Byrd X with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 1 scores with a pair of solid punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Byrd X starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Byrd X can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a technical knockout!
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