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Public Fight Report Match Monday, April 29, 2019 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Napoleon II!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Straw tosses a series of punches to the nose. Straw lands a well placed left haymaker and Napoleon collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Napoleon strikes with a hard left to the temple. ... Straw tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them. +Straw tags Napoleon with a flurry of combinations to the face! ... ... +Straw fires a barrage of stinging combinations to the face! ... Straw tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them. +Napoleon wallops Straw with a pair of light shots to the head! ... +Straw fires Napoleon with a blow to the groin! Napoleon II is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout! Napoleon II wins by forfeit!! BELL Straw doesn't even want to rest! Napoleon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth. Napoleon II wins by a foul!