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(Toughman) Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, April 27, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 607 pounds (275 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 394 pounds (179 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
This Is Going To Hurt is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

+Noodle pummels This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin! This Is Going To Hurt falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+This Is Going To Hurt smashes Noodle with a flurry of combinations to the nose. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
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Noodle throws a right jab to the head, but This Is Going To Hurt slips it and strikes back with a flurry of shots to the face. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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Noodle charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but This Is Going To Hurt slips it and hits back with a barrage of light combinations to the temple.
Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but This Is Going To Hurt knocks it away and hits first with a volley of glancing shots to the jaw. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle punches This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus. This Is Going To Hurt ignores it.
+Noodle belts This Is Going To Hurt with a series of punches to the jaw.
+This Is Going To Hurt lands a flurry of solid combinations to the mouth.
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+Noodle rocks This Is Going To Hurt with a straight right to the mouth. This Is Going To Hurt doesn't notice.
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+Noodle hits This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of quick punches to the face.
+This Is Going To Hurt smacks Noodle with a wild counter-punch to the mouth!!
+This Is Going To Hurt staggers Noodle with a combination to the face.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a vicious haymaker and Noodle lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a broken jaw.

This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!

The doctor won't let Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt continue the fight! Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by TKO!!




Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a knockout!