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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-189416 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 39-37.

Match Monday, April 22, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 607 pounds (275 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 311 pounds (141 kilograms) is BOT-189416!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-189416 stays outside and uses his jab.

-Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Bot-189416 fires a series of solid punches to the eye!!
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+Noodle throws a volley of heavy punches to the jaw!!
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+Bot-189416 hits Noodle with a vicious right to the mouth.
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-Bot-189416 probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Noodle covers himself well.
+Noodle suprises Bot-189416 with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle belts Bot-189416 with a heavy jab to the mouth. Bot-189416 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Noodle staggers Bot-189416 with a loud sweeping right to the chin. Bot-189416 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Noodle lands a series of punches to the nose!! Bot-189416 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Bot-189416 hits Noodle with a volley of furious punches to the head.
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+Bot-189416 drills Noodle with a series of commanding punches to the head.
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-Bot-189416 probes with a barrage of blows to the head, but falls short.
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-Bot-189416 throws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Noodle backs out of it.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Noodle tags Bot-189416 with a barrage of painful punches to the face.
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-Noodle attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Bot-189416 blocks.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach. Bot-189416 backpedals to his own corner.
+Bot-189416 catches Noodle with a series of punches to the jaw. Noodle quickly recovers.
+Bot-189416 hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-189416 lands a pair of punches to the temple.
+Noodle pops Bot-189416 with a pair of strong punches to the face. Bot-189416 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Noodle pummels Bot-189416 with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye!!
+ The fighters swap blows to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 57 of 69 punches, and BOT-189416 landed 43 of 61 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-189416 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-189416 stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Noodle attacks with a barrage of light punches to the face. Bot-189416 shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose!
+Bot-189416 hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Bot-189416 hits with a volley of heavy punches to the head. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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-Bot-189416 tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
+Noodle annoys Bot-189416 with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Bot-189416 backs up Noodle with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus! Noodle ignores it.
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-Noodle lunges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Bot-189416 steps aside and laughs.
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+Noodle slams Bot-189416 with a nice straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-189416 hurts Noodle with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Noodle hits with a sweeping right to the eye.
-Noodle launches a pair of punches to the chest, but Bot-189416 blocks.
+Bot-189416 throws a series of punches to the head.
+Bot-189416 lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle nails Bot-189416 with a jab to the eye.
+Noodle hits Bot-189416 with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
+Bot-189416 fires a pair of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle throws a barrage of powerful shots to the head.
+Noodle fires a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Noodle thumps Bot-189416 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Noodle solidly lands a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
+Bot-189416 belts Noodle with a glancing sweeping right to the nose. Noodle gets mad!
+Noodle tags Bot-189416 with a barrage of nice punches to the chin. Bot-189416 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Bot-189416 throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Noodle ducks.
+Bot-189416 annoys Noodle with a flurry of light punches to the temple. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Bot-189416 charges with a series of punches to the face, but Noodle steps aside.
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-Bot-189416 attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but goes wide.
+Bot-189416 takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 51 of 64 punches, and BOT-189416 landed 45 of 68 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-189416 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-189416 stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Noodle smashes Bot-189416 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Noodle slams Bot-189416 with a barrage of strong punches to the nose. Bot-189416 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-189416 annoys Noodle with a volley of blows to the temple.
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+Bot-189416 connects with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw. Noodle grimaces in pain.
+Bot-189416 belts Noodle with a pair of nasty punches to the eye! Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
-Bot-189416 paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Noodle leaps aside.
-Bot-189416 charges with a series of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Bot-189416 fires a right right to the eye, but only hits air.
-Bot-189416 attempts a pair of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Bot-189416 tries to land a series of punches to the eye, but Noodle quickly backs away.
+Noodle pummels Bot-189416 with a left to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap shots to the jaw.
+Bot-189416 pokes Noodle with a flurry of nice punches to the temple! Noodle ignores it.
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+Noodle smashes Bot-189416 with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Bot-189416 nails Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Bot-189416 slams Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Noodle lands a series of painful shots to the temple.
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+Bot-189416 lands a barrage of strong punches to the face.
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+Bot-189416 tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Noodle paws a left jab to the temple, but Bot-189416 quickly backs away.
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+Bot-189416 attacks with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Noodle connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Noodle lashes out with a straight right to the jaw, but Bot-189416 deftly avoits it.
+Bot-189416 hits with a pair of mean shots to the jaw.
+Noodle drills Bot-189416 with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Noodle hurts Bot-189416 with a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 50 of 68 punches, and BOT-189416 landed 52 of 88 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-189416 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-189416 stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Bot-189416 hammers Noodle with a series of hard punches to the head.
+Noodle annoys Bot-189416 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Noodle annoys Bot-189416 with a commanding straight right to the chin!!
+Noodle lands a barrage of punches to the stomach. Bot-189416 grimaces in pain.
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+Bot-189416 takes charge with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle jolts Bot-189416 with a pair of solid punches to the chest. Bot-189416 grimaces in pain.
+Bot-189416 staggers Noodle with a series of nasty punches to the head. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Noodle drills Bot-189416 with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs!!
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-Bot-189416 attempts a series of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Bot-189416 tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Noodle connects with a powerful straight right to the stomach. Bot-189416 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Bot-189416 lands a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
+Bot-189416 whacks Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Bot-189416 attacks with a stinging hook to the face!
-Bot-189416 charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Bot-189416 pummels Noodle with a flurry of furious punches to the chin. Noodle seems wobbly!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Noodle strikes with a volley of loud punches to the temple!!
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-Bot-189416 tries to land a straight right to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Noodle nails Bot-189416 with a pair of light punches to the chin.
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+Bot-189416 clocks Noodle with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach!! Noodle is hurt!
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+Noodle fires a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-189416 fires a barrage of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Noodle connects with a pair of punches to the mouth! Bot-189416 seems wobbly!
+Noodle grazes Bot-189416 with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle catches Bot-189416 with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
+Bot-189416 punches Noodle with a pair of light punches to the chest. Noodle covers up.
+Bot-189416 pokes Noodle with a pair of quick punches to the face.
+Noodle belts Bot-189416 with a series of punches to the temple.
+Bot-189416 hammers Noodle with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Noodle fires a straight right to the jaw.
+Bot-189416 jolts Noodle with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
+Noodle hurts Bot-189416 with a series of punches to the face.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Noodle backs up Bot-189416 with a flurry of hard punches to the chin!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 75 of 84 punches, and BOT-189416 landed 57 of 95 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-189416 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: BOT-189416 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!