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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-184954 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Monday, April 22, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 607 pounds (275 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is BOT-184954!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-184954 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Noodle pummels Bot-184954 with a pair of solid punches to the face.
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+Noodle throws a pair of vicious punches to the head.
+Noodle attacks with a vicious jab to the chest! Bot-184954 laughs!
+Noodle hits with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Noodle throws a volley of punches to the face.
+Noodle scores with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle jolts Bot-184954 with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose!
+Noodle pounds Bot-184954 with a commanding jab to the chin. Bot-184954 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-184954 tags Noodle with a volley of blows to the mouth. Noodle laughs!
+Noodle backs up Bot-184954 with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Noodle wallops Bot-184954 with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Bot-184954 hits with a pair of hard combinations to the eye. Noodle laughs!
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+Noodle connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Bot-184954 tags Noodle with a series of punches to the nose. Noodle is hurt!
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+Noodle punches Bot-184954 with a sweeping right to the face!
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-Bot-184954 lunges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Noodle leaps aside.
+Bot-184954 wallops Noodle with a barrage of combinations to the mouth. Noodle is hurt!
+Noodle pounds Bot-184954 with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus!
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+Bot-184954 smacks Noodle with a pair of stinging shots to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 62 of 63 punches, and BOT-184954 landed 20 of 33 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-184954 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-184954 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Noodle hits Bot-184954 with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Bot-184954 probes with a flurry of combinations to the face, but misses completely.
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-Bot-184954 paws a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Bot-184954 tosses a flurry of commanding combinations to the nose. Noodle ignores it.
+Noodle punches Bot-184954 with a straight right to the eye.
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+Noodle jolts Bot-184954 with a straight right to the stomach.
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+Noodle lands a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Bot-184954 jolts Noodle with a pair of nice combinations to the mouth. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Bot-184954 scores with a jab to the face!!
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+Noodle lands a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle nails Bot-184954 with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Noodle strikes with a straight right to the solar plexus.
+Noodle solidly lands a volley of light punches to the jaw.
+Noodle punches Bot-184954 with a right to the temple. Bot-184954 doesn't seem bothered.
+Bot-184954 connects with a flurry of hard combinations to the eye.
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+Noodle thumps Bot-184954 with a pair of blows to the face. Bot-184954 retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle staggers Bot-184954 with a sweeping right to the head.
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+Noodle scores with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Noodle pummels Bot-184954 with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 61 punches, and BOT-184954 landed 21 of 33 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-184954 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-184954 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bot-184954 tosses a pair of nasty punches to the chin. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bot-184954 hammers Noodle with a volley of vicious punches to the chin. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Noodle pounds Bot-184954 with a series of vicious punches to the ribs. Bot-184954 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Noodle fires a pair of powerful punches to the head.
-Bot-184954 paws a volley of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Bot-184954 probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the head!
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+Noodle punches Bot-184954 with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Bot-184954 thumps Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
+Noodle belts Bot-184954 with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Bot-184954 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Noodle quickly backs away.
+Bot-184954 lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Bot-184954 jolts Noodle with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Bot-184954 annoys Noodle with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
+Bot-184954 punches Noodle with a stiff jab to the face.
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-Bot-184954 lashes out with a pair of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Bot-184954 throws a volley of right punches to the face, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Bot-184954 scores with a pair of powerful punches to the temple.
+Noodle hammers Bot-184954 with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Bot-184954 hits with a volley of quick punches to the chin. Noodle is hurt!
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+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
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+Noodle grazes Bot-184954 with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Noodle charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Bot-184954 steps aside and laughs.
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+Bot-184954 wallops Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Noodle backs up Bot-184954 with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 56 of 66 punches, and BOT-184954 landed 49 of 84 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-184954 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-184954 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Noodle attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Noodle suprises Bot-184954 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Bot-184954 tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but Noodle ducks.
-Bot-184954 lunges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Noodle escapes.
-Bot-184954 probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but Noodle ducks.
-Bot-184954 attacks with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Noodle blocks.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-184954 wakes up the fans with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw!!
+Bot-184954 tags Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the jaw. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-184954 tags Noodle with a series of punches to the head.
+Bot-184954 jolts Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
-Bot-184954 charges with a series of left punches to the head, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
+Bot-184954 punches Noodle with a flurry of vicious blows to the mouth.
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+Noodle throws a cross to the solar plexus. Bot-184954 ignores it.
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+Noodle solidly lands a mean jab to the chin.
+Noodle fires a series of nasty punches to the jaw. Bot-184954 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-184954 solidly lands a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
+Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the ribs!
+Bot-184954 punches Noodle with a barrage of punches to the face. Noodle ignores it.
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+Noodle stuns Bot-184954 with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-184954 scores with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Noodle catches Bot-184954 with a straight right to the jaw.
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-Noodle throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Bot-184954 tries a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Noodle backs out of it.
+Noodle throws a series of stiff punches to the chest.
+Noodle hits with a stiff sweeping right to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 59 of 72 punches, and BOT-184954 landed 45 of 74 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle is obviously tired.

Bot-184954 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!