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Public Fight Report Match Sunday, April 21, 2019 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 600 pounds (272 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 291 pounds (132 kilograms) is BOT-188498!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out) Bot-188498 flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching) ... +Bot-188498 pounds Noodle with a flurry of heavy shots to the nose. Noodle quickly recovers. ... ... +Bot-188498 annoys Noodle with a series of light shots to the nose. Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-188498 hangs on until the referee separates them. +Noodle jars Bot-188498 with a series of solid blows to the nose! Bot-188498 seems wobbly! Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-188498 hangs on until the referee separates them. Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-188498 hangs on until the referee separates them. +Noodle punches Bot-188498 with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw! Bot-188498 doesn't notice. Noodle lands a crashing left cross to the jaw and Bot-188498 is knocked down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Bot-188498 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... +Noodle hits with a pair of roundhouses to the nose. Noodle lands a beautiful blow to the temple and Bot-188498 is knocked off his feet!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bot-188498 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!