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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-187149 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Sunday, April 21, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is BOT-187149!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-187149 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Noodle shakes Bot-187149 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-187149 lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but Noodle ducks just in time.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle slams Bot-187149 with a volley of commanding blows to the temple.
Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle slams Bot-187149 with a volley of powerful shots to the stomach. Bot-187149 falls against the ropes!
+Bot-187149 tags Noodle with a series of blows to the eye.
-Bot-187149 attacks with a right cross to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Bot-187149 tries a volley of right blows to the eye, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
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+Noodle attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 32 of 32 punches, and BOT-187149 landed 8 of 24 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-187149 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-187149 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Noodle punches Bot-187149 with a volley of punches to the mouth!! Bot-187149 laughs!
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+Noodle drills Bot-187149 with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
-Bot-187149 attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-187149 paws a volley of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Noodle hits Bot-187149 with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw.
Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a barrage of wild blows to the mouth. Bot-187149 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Bot-187149 fires a barrage of loud shots to the jaw.
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+Noodle hurts Bot-187149 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle hits with a volley of nasty blows to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 31 of 31 punches, and BOT-187149 landed 7 of 23 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-187149 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-187149 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Bot-187149 paws a right cross to the eye, but fails to score.
-Bot-187149 probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
+Noodle connects with a volley of shots to the temple.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle attacks with a nice cross to the nose. Bot-187149 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Noodle hits Bot-187149 with a mean jab to the jaw. Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bot-187149 lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle catches Bot-187149 with a barrage of loud shots to the face.
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+Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Bot-187149 lands a off balance left to the mouth.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-187149 throws a series of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Noodle hits Bot-187149 with a light roundhouse to the eye. Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 33 of 33 punches, and BOT-187149 landed 7 of 25 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-187149 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-187149 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Noodle tosses a solid jab to the head!
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Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-187149 throws a right hook to the stomach, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
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+Noodle jolts Bot-187149 with a volley of punches to the head. Bot-187149 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Bot-187149 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle attacks with a series of blows to the face. Bot-187149 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle fires a flurry of glancing punches to the chest.
+Noodle fires a series of punches to the chest. Bot-187149 is hurt!
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-Bot-187149 tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Bot-187149 backs up Noodle with a hard cross to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle lashes out with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle punches Bot-187149 with a pair of shots to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 30 of 35 punches, and BOT-187149 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle is obviously tired.

Bot-187149 doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!