Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Unlucky SOB by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.Match Thursday, April 25, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Unlucky SOB!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Unlucky attempts a pair of left shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Unlucky charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Tutu! annoys Unlucky with a barrage of quick combinations to the stomach.
-Unlucky lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the eye, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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+Tutu! pummels Unlucky with a hook to the ribs.
+Tutu! connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Tutu! hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
-Unlucky throws a series of left combinations to the mouth, but Tutu! steps aside.
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+Tutu! pounds Unlucky with a volley of strong combinations to the ribs!
-Unlucky fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu! solidly lands a flurry of punches to the stomach. Unlucky doesn't seem bothered.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Unlucky tattoos Tutu! with a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
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+Tutu! hits with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Unlucky hurts Tutu! with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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+Tutu! hammers Unlucky with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu! thumps Unlucky with a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 32 of 32 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 11 of 41 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9
Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!
Unlucky doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Tutu! staggers Unlucky with a flurry of quick combinations to the stomach.
-Unlucky probes with a pair of combinations to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Unlucky charges with a volley of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Unlucky lunges with a pair of right combinations to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Tutu! hits with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Unlucky fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Unlucky backs up Tutu! with a pair of combinations to the eye.
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-Unlucky throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Tutu! stays away from it.
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+Tutu! jars Unlucky with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Unlucky fires a volley of combinations to the face, but goes wide.
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+Tutu! strikes with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 24 of 25 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 11 of 41 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Tutu! nails Unlucky with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
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+Tutu! lashes out with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Unlucky throws a flurry of combinations to the temple, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
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+Unlucky strikes with a pair of stiff punches to the face!
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-Unlucky tries to land a series of combinations to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Unlucky lunges with a series of combinations to the head, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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+Tutu! catches Unlucky with a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Unlucky throws a series of left combinations to the temple, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Unlucky probes with a series of combinations to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu! fires a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 21 of 21 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 41 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 30-27
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Unlucky annoys Tutu! with a volley of painful combinations to the face.
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-Unlucky throws a combination to the temple, but falls short.
+Unlucky connects with a volley of nice combinations to the jaw. Tutu! laughs!
-Unlucky charges with a volley of combinations to the head, but he's too slow.
-Unlucky launches a series of right combinations to the nose, but Tutu! stays away from it.
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+Tutu! slams Unlucky with a barrage of wild punches to the temple!
-Unlucky lashes out with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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-Unlucky throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Unlucky attacks with a series of combinations to the mouth, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 40 punches.
Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 39-37
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Unlucky charges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Unlucky tries a barrage of left combinations to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Unlucky probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Tutu! escapes.
+Tutu! throws a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
+Tutu! smacks Unlucky with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Unlucky takes charge with a volley of nice combinations to the chin!
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+Tutu! tags Unlucky with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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-Unlucky charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu! stuns Unlucky with a barrage of combinations to the ribs. Unlucky doesn't seem bothered.
-Unlucky attempts a pair of left combinations to the nose, but Tutu! ducks.
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-Unlucky launches a series of combinations to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu! staggers Unlucky with a flurry of punches to the ribs! Unlucky laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 23 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 11 of 40 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 49-46
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Unlucky lunges with a flurry of combinations to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Unlucky fires a flurry of off balance combinations to the face. Tutu! retreats to the far corner.
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-Unlucky attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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-Unlucky tries to land a volley of left punches to the chin, but Tutu! ducks.
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-Unlucky fires a volley of combinations to the face, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
+Tutu! smacks Unlucky with a series of stinging punches to the face! Unlucky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Unlucky tries a series of combinations to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Unlucky probes with a volley of right punches to the face, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 39 punches.
Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 58-56
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Unlucky attacks with a pair of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Unlucky probes with a pair of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu! rocks Unlucky with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu! pokes Unlucky with a stinging straight right to the stomach. Unlucky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Unlucky fires a right straight right to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu! fires a pair of painful punches to the chest!! Unlucky quickly recovers.
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-Unlucky throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Unlucky backs up Tutu! with a pair of off balance punches to the head.
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-Unlucky probes with a right jab to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Unlucky launches a pair of left blows to the face, but Tutu! escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 22 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 42 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 68-65
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Unlucky lunges with a volley of combinations to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Unlucky tries a right sweeping right to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Unlucky lands a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw!
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-Unlucky probes with a pair of combinations to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Unlucky fires a left roundhouse to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Unlucky throws a jab to the mouth, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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+Tutu! thumps Unlucky with a series of quick combinations to the head. Unlucky shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 41 punches.
Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 77-75
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Unlucky lunges with a left jab to the jaw, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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+Tutu! pops Unlucky with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
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-Unlucky probes with a left cross to the mouth, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Unlucky fires a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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+Tutu! hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Unlucky tattoos Tutu! with a pair of combinations to the nose.
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+Tutu! hurts Unlucky with a sweeping right to the chest.
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-Unlucky throws a volley of combinations to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu! scores with a right to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 22 of 23 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 39 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 87-84
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Unlucky probes with a series of combinations to the face, but Tutu! blocks.
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-Unlucky lunges with a barrage of combinations to the eye, but Tutu! ducks.
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+Tutu! takes charge with a barrage of stinging punches to the face!
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+Tutu! hits with a volley of punches to the mouth!!
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+Tutu! strikes with a volley of furious punches to the temple! Unlucky beats a hasty retreat.
-Unlucky probes with a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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-Unlucky throws a volley of right combinations to the face, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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-Unlucky throws a series of right combinations to the jaw, but Tutu! blocks.
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-Unlucky attempts a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Unlucky clocks Tutu! with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Tutu! tattoos Unlucky with a light jab to the chin. Unlucky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Unlucky charges with a left to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 21 of 23 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 38 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 97-93
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Unlucky attempts a flurry of combinations to the temple, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Unlucky probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Tutu! grazes Unlucky with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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+Tutu! throws a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Unlucky fires a barrage of right combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Tutu! takes charge with a volley of punches to the face.
-Unlucky probes with a straight right to the eye, but Tutu! ducks.
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+Unlucky annoys Tutu! with a barrage of light punches to the head.
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-Unlucky probes with a series of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu! attacks with a flurry of light punches to the mouth!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 24 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 7 of 40 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 107-102
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Unlucky suprises Tutu! with a jab to the nose.
+Tutu! fires a pair of combinations to the eye!! Unlucky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Tutu! hits Unlucky with a volley of punches to the mouth!! Unlucky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Unlucky charges with a right to the face, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Unlucky paws a volley of punches to the chin, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Unlucky charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Tutu! stays away from it.
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-Unlucky attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Unlucky paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu! thumps Unlucky with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Tutu! jars Unlucky with a flurry of solid punches to the face!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 23 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 38 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 117-111
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by decision!
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