Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Sugar Ray Cahn defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Monday, April 22, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Sugar Ray Cahn!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar jolts Dorkness 1 with a pair of loud punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 laughs!
+Dorkness 1 scores with a barrage of furious combinations to the eye.
+Sugar hits with a series of light punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of left combinations to the face, but Sugar blocks.
+Dorkness 1 catches Sugar with a powerful jab to the face!! Sugar backpedals to his own corner.
+Sugar pounds Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 throws Sugar with an elbow! This is terrible!
+Sugar lands a light jab to the temple.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Sugar steps aside.
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+Sugar belts Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
+Sugar scores with a pair of heavy combinations to the chin. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
+Sugar catches Dorkness 1 with a series of strong punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of combinations to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but Sugar stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 28 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 32 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 10-9
Sugar doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar fires a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar catches Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Sugar clocks Dorkness 1 with a solid jab to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a flurry of wild combinations to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar escapes.
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+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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+Sugar attacks with a vicious straight right to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 29 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 20-18
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar blocks.
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+Sugar hits with a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
+Sugar punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of commanding punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a left to the stomach, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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+Sugar lashes out with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Sugar fires a barrage of light punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 27 of 37 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 22 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 30-27
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Sugar jolts Dorkness 1 with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Sugar with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of right combinations to the chest, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 39-37
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Sugar fires a pair of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar throws a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Sugar hammers Dorkness 1 with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of combinations to the chest, but Sugar steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Sugar with a pair of blows to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Sugar quickly backs away.
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+Sugar punches Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of left combinations to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sugar charges with a series of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 27 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 22 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 49-46
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar grazes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 1 throws a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Sugar steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of combinations to the stomach, but Sugar backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of right combinations to the chest, but Sugar quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Sugar with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 58-56
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a combination to the stomach, but Sugar escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Sugar with a flurry of vicious combinations to the solar plexus. Sugar gets mad!
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+Sugar pokes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs! Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of left combinations to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Sugar tries to land a cross to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 24 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 22 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 68-65
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of right combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Sugar slams Dorkness 1 with a series of glancing shots to the nose.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but Sugar steps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a left jab to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a commanding jab to the chest!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 77-75
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Sugar tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of combinations to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar lands a pair of mean punches to the eye!! Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Sugar lands a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Sugar throws a barrage of solid punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkness 1 hits with a stiff jab to the stomach. Sugar gets mad!
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+Sugar rocks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 25 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 87-84
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of punches to the chest!!
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+Sugar staggers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
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-Sugar throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Sugar hits with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Sugar stays away from it.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Sugar hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Sugar with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 26 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 97-93
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Sugar attempts a volley of combinations to the head, but is ineffective.
+Sugar hurts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of light punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Sugar launches a pair of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of combinations to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Sugar jolts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach. Sugar falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Sugar narrowly avoids it
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+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a vicious left to the head! Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 21 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 25 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 107-102
Sugar grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Sugar nails Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a left cross to the jaw, but Sugar takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a flurry of strong punches to the jaw. Sugar is hurt!
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Sugar with a series of hard punches to the mouth. Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of right combinations to the head, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of combinations to the eye, but Sugar steps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Sugar with a bite to the ear! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
-Dorkness 1 attempts a right right to the face, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 38 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 116-112
Sugar grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Sugar Ray Cahn wins by decision!
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