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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Joe Byrd X by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, April 15, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 97 pounds (44 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Joe Byrd X!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 1 smashes Byrd X with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 tags Byrd X with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X tags Dorkness 1 with a commanding roundhouse to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a barrage of loud combinations to the chin. Byrd X sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of glancing combinations to the mouth.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of combinations to the head, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 1 hurts Byrd X with a series of powerful combinations to the chin.
Dorkness 1 lands a cruel hook and Byrd X bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

Byrd X doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!