Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Meck by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Saturday, April 13, 2019In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 232 pounds (105 kilograms) is Meck!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.
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-Neuman tries a pair of left blows to the temple, but Meck beats a hasty retreat.
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+Neuman hits with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 8 of 18 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.
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+Neuman attacks with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Neuman launches a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Meck steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 7 of 16 punches, and Meck landed 4 of 9 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 20-18
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Meck covers up.
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+Neuman hits with a series of hard blows to the jaw.
-Neuman throws a right right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Neuman punches Meck with a pair of off balance shots to the nose.
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-Neuman fires a pair of left shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Meck fires a pair of stiff punches to the head! Neuman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Neuman throws a pair of right blows to the temple, but Meck takes it in the forearms.
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+Neuman hits Meck with a series of light blows to the nose.
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-Neuman probes with a left sweeping right to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 32 punches, and Meck landed 6 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 30-27
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.
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+Neuman pokes Meck with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Neuman attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Meck steps aside.
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+Neuman hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Meck hits with a barrage of heavy shots to the nose.
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-Neuman probes with a barrage of blows to the temple, but Meck steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 23 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 40-36
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Meck covers up.
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+Neuman smashes Meck with a pair of quick shots to the temple.
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-Neuman probes with a barrage of left shots to the face, but Meck escapes.
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-Neuman lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Meck blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 9 of 25 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 50-45
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Meck covers up.
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-Neuman throws a right cross to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Neuman throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Neuman punches Meck with a volley of nice blows to the stomach.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 9 of 24 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 60-54
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.
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-Neuman lashes out with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Meck narrowly avoids it
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-Neuman tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Meck backs out of it.
+Neuman annoys Meck with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Neuman pops Meck with a barrage of punches to the head!
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+Meck smashes Neuman with a barrage of stiff blows to the nose.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 26 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 70-63
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.
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-Neuman lashes out with a jab to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Neuman attacks with a nasty jab to the mouth.
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+Neuman catches Meck with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Neuman tries a left to the face, but Meck quickly backs away.
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-Neuman attacks with a pair of blows to the jaw, but Meck narrowly avoids it
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+Meck shakes Neuman with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman staggers Meck with a flurry of powerful punches to the face!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 30 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 80-72
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.
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+Neuman connects with a right to the mouth.
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-Neuman probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Neuman tattoos Meck with a series of punches to the mouth. Meck grimaces in pain.
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-Neuman probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Meck takes it in the forearms.
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-Neuman throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Neuman punches Meck with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth. Meck sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 33 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 90-81
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Meck doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.
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+Neuman hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Meck fires a series of loud blows to the jaw! Neuman doesn't notice.
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-Neuman charges with a right straight right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Neuman attacks with a volley of right shots to the chin, but Meck steps aside and laughs.
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+Neuman fires a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
-Neuman lunges with a jab to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 34 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 9 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 100-90
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Meck doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.
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-Neuman attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Neuman drills Meck with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Neuman catches Meck with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Meck attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Neuman throws a series of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Neuman probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 34 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 110-99
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Meck doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.
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-Neuman attacks with a series of punches to the face, but Meck deftly avoits it.
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-Meck attempts a volley of left shots to the eye, but Neuman deftly avoits it.
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+Neuman whacks Meck with a volley of heavy punches to the head.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 7 of 17 punches, and Meck landed 4 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 120-108
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Meck doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108
Alfred E. Neuman wins by decision!
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