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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Annoyance v5.0 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, April 13, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 325 pounds (147 kilograms) is Annoyance v5.0!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Annoyance tries a pair of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Lover Boy hurts Annoyance with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Annoyance fires a pair of punches to the mouth.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Annoyance lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but Lover Boy quickly backs away.
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-Lover Boy paws a left to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Annoyance backs up Lover Boy with a series of loud punches to the eye. Lover Boy quickly recovers.
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+Lover Boy jolts Annoyance with a mean cross to the ribs. Annoyance doesn't notice.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Annoyance lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lover Boy attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Annoyance wakes up the fans with a glancing jab to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 19 of 32 punches, and Hamilton "lover boy" Mason landed 12 of 24 punches.

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason won the round 10-9

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason is winning the fight 10-9


Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!

Lover Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Lover Boy attacks with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Annoyance blocks.
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+Annoyance slams Lover Boy with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lover Boy hammers Annoyance with a stinging right to the chest.
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-Annoyance fires a right straight right to the chest, but misses completely.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lover Boy attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Annoyance steps aside and laughs.
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+Lover Boy pounds Annoyance with a barrage of loud blows to the solar plexus.
-Annoyance launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Lover Boy backs out of it.
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+Annoyance nails Lover Boy with a pair of shots to the chest.
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+Annoyance hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 16 of 30 punches, and Hamilton "lover boy" Mason landed 13 of 25 punches.

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason won the round 10-9

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason is winning the fight 20-18


Annoyance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lover Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Annoyance connects with a pair of loud punches to the stomach. Lover Boy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Lover Boy stuns Annoyance with a mean roundhouse to the chest. Annoyance shakes his head to clear it.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Annoyance lands a pair of shots to the ribs.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Lover Boy lashes out with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Lover Boy punches Annoyance with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Lover Boy tries a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Annoyance escapes.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Annoyance drills Lover Boy with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Annoyance throws a cross to the ribs, but Lover Boy leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 18 of 39 punches, and Hamilton "lover boy" Mason landed 12 of 24 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason is winning the fight 29-28


Annoyance grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Lover Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lover Boy rocks Annoyance with a series of blows to the chest.
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+Annoyance solidly lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Annoyance punches Lover Boy with a volley of quick punches to the ribs!
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Lover Boy rocks Annoyance with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Lover Boy throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Annoyance steps aside and laughs.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lover Boy hurts Annoyance with a volley of punches to the ribs. Annoyance ignores it.
Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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-Annoyance charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Lover Boy narrowly avoids it
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+Annoyance jars Lover Boy with a volley of strong shots to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 16 of 42 punches, and Hamilton "lover boy" Mason landed 15 of 26 punches.

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason won the round 10-9

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason is winning the fight 39-37


Annoyance is obviously tired.

Lover Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Annoyance tries a series of punches to the head, but Lover Boy stays away from it.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lover Boy drills Annoyance with a pair of solid blows to the ribs.
Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Annoyance suprises Lover Boy with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Annoyance hits with a volley of stiff punches to the head.
+Annoyance wallops Lover Boy with a pair of punches to the eye.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Annoyance probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Annoyance tries a pair of blows to the face, but Lover Boy ducks just in time.
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-Annoyance launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Lover Boy throws a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Annoyance leaps aside.
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-Annoyance throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Lover Boy throws a volley of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Annoyance connects with a volley of painful shots to the eye. Lover Boy covers up.
+Lover Boy jars Annoyance with a pair of light shots to the solar plexus. Annoyance laughs!
Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 22 of 59 punches, and Hamilton "lover boy" Mason landed 12 of 23 punches.

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason won the round 10-9

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason is winning the fight 49-46


Annoyance is slowing down.

Lover Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Annoyance probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Annoyance charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Lover Boy takes it in the forearms.
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+Annoyance lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Annoyance throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
-Lover Boy lashes out with a jab to the chest, but Annoyance blocks.
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+Lover Boy punches Annoyance with a light cross to the solar plexus. Annoyance sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Annoyance attacks with a series of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Annoyance rocks Lover Boy with a series of punches to the stomach. Lover Boy covers up.
-Annoyance paws a right left to the head, but Lover Boy leaps aside.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Annoyance fires a barrage of shots to the chin. Lover Boy beats a hasty retreat.
+Annoyance clocks Lover Boy with a series of blows to the mouth.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 19 of 58 punches, and Hamilton "lover boy" Mason landed 13 of 22 punches.

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason won the round 10-9

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason is winning the fight 59-55


Annoyance looks exhausted.

Lover Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Annoyance hits with a series of off balance punches to the nose! Lover Boy backpedals to his own corner.
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-Annoyance lunges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Lover Boy steps aside and laughs.
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-Lover Boy launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Annoyance quickly backs away.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Annoyance fires a flurry of punches to the chest, but Lover Boy stays away from it.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Annoyance throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Lover Boy ducks.
+Annoyance nails Lover Boy with a volley of light punches to the nose!!
Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Lover Boy nails Annoyance with a flurry of blows to the stomach!
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-Annoyance probes with a cross to the head, but Lover Boy hides behind his gloves.
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+Annoyance hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Annoyance rocks Lover Boy with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Lover Boy connects with a flurry of loud blows to the solar plexus.
+Lover Boy tags Annoyance with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 18 of 59 punches, and Hamilton "lover boy" Mason landed 15 of 25 punches.

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason won the round 10-9

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason is winning the fight 69-64


Annoyance collapses limply onto his stool.

Lover Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Lover Boy smashes Annoyance with a barrage of hard blows to the solar plexus. Annoyance doesn't seem bothered.
Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lover Boy tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Annoyance backs out of it.
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-Annoyance attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Lover Boy hits with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Annoyance attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Lover Boy punches Annoyance with a barrage of hard shots to the stomach!
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Annoyance lunges with a pair of right punches to the head, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 5 of 33 punches, and Hamilton "lover boy" Mason landed 19 of 23 punches.

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason won the round 10-9

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason is winning the fight 79-73


Annoyance can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.

Lover Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lover Boy lands a series of blows to the ribs.
Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Annoyance paws a barrage of right blows to the face, but falls short.
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+Lover Boy nails Annoyance with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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Annoyance tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Annoyance tosses a barrage of punches to the temple. Lover Boy retreats to the far corner.
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+Lover Boy lands a pair of strong blows to the stomach. Lover Boy smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Annoyance starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Annoyance can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Lover Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 2: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 3: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 4: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 5: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 6: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 7: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 8: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 3: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 4: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 5: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 6: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 7: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 8: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 2: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 3: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 4: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 5: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 6: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 7: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9
Round 8: Hamilton "lover boy" Mason 10-9

Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!