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(Toughman) Tha Next Big Thing defeated Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, April 6, 2019

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 381 pounds (173 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
This Is Going To Hurt is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Thing thumps This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of punches to the nose.
Thing lands a crashing uppercut and This Is Going To Hurt hurtles to the canvas!!

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SEVEN
This Is Going To Hurt struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Thing grazes This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of punches to the head. This Is Going To Hurt falls against the ropes!
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+Thing nails This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of punches to the head.
+This Is Going To Hurt suprises Thing with a pair of punches to the stomach!
+Thing throws a light cross to the temple.
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+This Is Going To Hurt rocks Thing with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
+This Is Going To Hurt smashes Thing with a series of furious punches to the face!
+This Is Going To Hurt fires a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+This Is Going To Hurt throws a volley of heavy punches to the nose. Thing sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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The fighters study each other.
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+This Is Going To Hurt drills Thing with a series of punches to the temple.
+This Is Going To Hurt lands a volley of punches to the chest.
+This Is Going To Hurt catches Thing with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
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+This Is Going To Hurt lands a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tha Next Big Thing landed 23 of 25 punches, and Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 56 of 61 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-8

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 10-8


Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!

This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 2

Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
This Is Going To Hurt is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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Thing tries a flurry of right punches to the chin, but This Is Going To Hurt slips it and hits back with a series of strong combinations to the temple.
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+This Is Going To Hurt connects with a volley of shots to the face!!
Thing throws a right to the temple, but This Is Going To Hurt deflects it and strikes back with a off balance sweeping right to the temple.
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+This Is Going To Hurt throws a flurry of stinging combinations to the head.
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+Thing punches This Is Going To Hurt with a solid jab to the head.
Thing lands a well placed right smash to the jaw and This Is Going To Hurt's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Tha Next Big Thing wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Thing doesn't even want to rest!

This Is Going To Hurt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8

Tha Next Big Thing wins by a knockout!