Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Joe Byrd X by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Monday, April 1, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 97 pounds (44 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Joe Byrd X!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Byrd X hits with a volley of light shots to the temple.
+Dorkness 1 backs up Byrd X with a volley of combinations to the temple. Byrd X gets mad!
Dorkness 1 lands a brutal right uppercut and Byrd X falls to the canvas!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Byrd X lands a powerful left to the temple.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a cross to the chin.
+Dorkness 1 catches Byrd X with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a loud jab to the chin. Byrd X doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 1 pounds Byrd X with a series of solid combinations to the nose.
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+Byrd X pops Dorkness 1 with a series of glancing combinations to the chin.
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+Byrd X thumps Dorkness 1 with a volley of commanding blows to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Byrd X with a volley of combinations to the temple!!
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty left haymaker and Byrd X staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X tattoos Dorkness 1 with a series of loud punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
+Byrd X shakes Dorkness 1 with a volley of blows to the jaw!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X connects with a pair of light punches to the chin!
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 25 of 33 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 23 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-7
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Byrd X doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of strong blows to the jaw. Byrd X retreats to the far corner.
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful blow to the head and Byrd X hurtles to the canvas!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a barrage of combinations to the chin.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X smashes Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of painful combinations to the mouth. Byrd X ignores it.
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+Byrd X rocks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Byrd X whacks Dorkness 1 with a series of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of hard punches to the nose. Byrd X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Byrd X with a volley of solid combinations to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Byrd X falls senseless!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X hits with a uppercut to the ribs. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 23 of 32 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 20 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-14
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Byrd X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Byrd X with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
Dorkness 1 lands a resounding cross to the jaw and Byrd X hurtles to the canvas!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Byrd X with a flurry of combinations to the chin.
+Byrd X thumps Dorkness 1 with a nice combination to the stomach!!
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Byrd X with a barrage of combinations to the jaw. Byrd X sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Byrd X with a barrage of stinging combinations to the mouth.
+Byrd X drills Dorkness 1 with a uppercut to the chest.
+Byrd X backs up Dorkness 1 with a volley of off balance shots to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of strong blows to the head.
Dorkness 1 lands a lightning right smash to the jaw and Byrd X goes down!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Byrd X hits with a barrage of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Byrd X with a pair of combinations to the eye. Byrd X sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of heavy combinations to the head!
+Byrd X pops Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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+Byrd X jars Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of vicious combinations to the chin.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 26 of 33 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 22 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-21
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Byrd X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of blows to the temple!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Byrd X with a volley of vicious shots to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 tags Byrd X with a pair of nice shots to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of quick combinations to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Byrd X hurtles to the canvas!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 scores with a light uppercut to the eye! Byrd X backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Byrd X with a series of nice combinations to the mouth.
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+Byrd X pummels Dorkness 1 with a off balance roundhouse to the ribs. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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+Byrd X pummels Dorkness 1 with a series of shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 1 slams Byrd X with a volley of stiff combinations to the face.
+Byrd X nails Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the stomach. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of hard punches to the chin.
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Byrd X's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Byrd X with a pair of light punches to the chin.
Dorkness 1 lands a resounding punch in the nose and Byrd X falls to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Byrd X is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a broken tooth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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