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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, March 30, 2019 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... ... +Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a pair of mean punches to the jaw. +Noodle throws a series of punches to the stomach. +Noodle belts Bug 4 with a series of punches to the stomach. +Bug 4 hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle fires a heavy sweeping right to the nose. ... ... +Noodle belts Bug 4 with a pair of painful punches to the face. ... +Bug 4 hits with a pair of stinging punches to the head! Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Noodle slams Bug 4 with a heavy jab to the temple! Bug 4 grimaces in pain. +Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a barrage of blows to the jaw. Noodle retreats to the far corner. +Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus! Noodle shakes his head to clear it. +Noodle hits with a volley of powerful punches to the temple. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner. ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 tosses a pair of off balance punches to the head. ... +Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a series of nice punches to the chest. + The fighters trade punches to the eye. ... +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a barrage of light punches to the chest. ... +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a series of punches to the temple! -Bug 4 attacks with a pair of right punches to the head, but goes wide. -Bug 4 fires a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective. +Bug 4 connects with a pair of mean punches to the nose. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the stomach. Bug 4 seems wobbly! -Bug 4 throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective. -Noodle paws a pair of right punches to the head, but loses his balance. +Noodle tosses a pair of vicious punches to the jaw. ... +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a pair of furious punches to the mouth. Noodle doesn't notice. +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the face!! + The fighters trade punches to the mouth. ... +Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw! ... ... ... +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a flurry of furious punches to the head. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 45 of 64 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) +Bug 4 fires a pair of glancing punches to the mouth. ... +Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the chin. +Bug 4 throws a wild jab to the chin. Noodle falls against the ropes! +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a series of vicious punches to the eye! +Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a series of wild punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 takes charge with a volley of punches to the temple. -Bug 4 paws a jab to the nose, but comes up empty. + The fighters swap punches to the face. +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle scores with a series of painful punches to the mouth. ... +Bug 4 drills Noodle with a pair of furious punches to the jaw!! Noodle gets mad! ... -Bug 4 throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely. -Bug 4 attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Noodle narrowly avoids it +Bug 4 throws a flurry of loud punches to the ribs. +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 covers up. ... ... +Noodle lands a pair of punches to the face. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a jab to the head. +Noodle belts Bug 4 with a volley of stinging punches to the nose! +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a volley of punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a roundhouse to the chin! +Bug 4 strikes with a series of strong punches to the mouth!! +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the chin! +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it. +Bug 4 fires a flurry of stinging punches to the face. +Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a series of light punches to the temple. ... ... +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a flurry of quick punches to the eye. +Bug 4 whacks Noodle with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 tosses a series of commanding punches to the chin. +Bug 4 catches Noodle with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus. +Bug 4 catches Noodle with a volley of punches to the mouth. ... +Noodle takes charge with a volley of light punches to the mouth. -Bug 4 attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide. +Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the ribs. + The fighters swap punches to the jaw. -Bug 4 attempts a pair of punches to the head, but to no avail. +Bug 4 lands a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus. +Bug 4 slams Noodle with a barrage of punches to the temple. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 63 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 94 of 111 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... ... +Noodle tosses a volley of punches to the head. ... +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw. ... ... ... ... ... -Bug 4 attacks with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Noodle steps aside. -Noodle tries a jab to the mouth, but Bug 4 ties him up. +Noodle solidly lands a jab to the head. +Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a barrage of strong punches to the face. ... +Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose. ... ... ... +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a flurry of strong punches to the chin. -Bug 4 attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses. ... ... ... ... ... ... +Noodle wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the jaw! +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the temple. Noodle falls against the ropes! +Bug 4 attacks with a pair of punches to the eye. Noodle doesn't seem bothered. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of painful punches to the nose. +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a flurry of solid punches to the chin! ... ... +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a series of nice shots to the temple. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner. ... +Noodle connects with a volley of off balance punches to the head. -Noodle charges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but goes wide. +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a volley of punches to the head. Noodle backpedals to his own corner. ... + The fighters exchange punches to the nose. +Bug 4 fires a series of loud punches to the nose. +Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a series of hard punches to the jaw. ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 86 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 34 of 47 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 29-28 Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) ... +Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a light jab to the temple. -Bug 4 probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly. +Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a furious roundhouse to the eye. ... +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a series of punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 falls against the ropes! +Bug 4 hits with a series of punches to the chest. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" ... +Noodle attacks with a barrage of painful punches to the temple. +Noodle attacks with a volley of quick punches to the eye! +Noodle lands a barrage of mean punches to the head. + The fighters swap punches to the temple. -Bug 4 throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail. ... +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a barrage of mean punches to the nose. Noodle doesn't seem bothered. ... +Noodle solidly lands a jab to the face. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 lands a stiff right to the nose!! +Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a light left to the jaw. +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a pair of loud punches to the mouth. -Bug 4 throws a left right to the stomach, but Noodle escapes. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a quick right to the eye. +Noodle throws a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner. ... -Bug 4 fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Noodle quickly backs away. +Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the face. +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a series of light punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 solidly lands a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus!! +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth. + The fighters trade shots to the face. +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a volley of punches to the stomach. +Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a pair of loud punches to the jaw. +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the jaw! + The fighters exchange punches to the nose. +Noodle slams Bug 4 with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw! Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Bug 4 drills Noodle with a pair of quick punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a series of loud punches to the jaw!! Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a series of punches to the chin. -Bug 4 throws a left cross to the chest, but Noodle escapes. +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a pair of quick punches to the temple. Noodle is hurt! + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a flurry of punches to the face. +Noodle hits with a series of punches to the eye. ... +Bug 4 fires a pair of vicious punches to the chest. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 64 of 64 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 95 of 122 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Noodle is obviously tired. Bug 4 is obviously tired. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. The bout is declared a draw!