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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt and Doodle Bug 4 fought to a unanimous decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 38-38.

Match Saturday, March 30, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
+Noodle throws a series of punches to the stomach.
+Noodle belts Bug 4 with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle fires a heavy sweeping right to the nose.
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+Noodle belts Bug 4 with a pair of painful punches to the face.
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+Bug 4 hits with a pair of stinging punches to the head! Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle slams Bug 4 with a heavy jab to the temple! Bug 4 grimaces in pain.
+Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a barrage of blows to the jaw. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus! Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle hits with a volley of powerful punches to the temple. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bug 4 tosses a pair of off balance punches to the head.
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+Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a series of nice punches to the chest.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
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+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a series of punches to the temple!
-Bug 4 attacks with a pair of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Bug 4 fires a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Bug 4 connects with a pair of mean punches to the nose. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the stomach. Bug 4 seems wobbly!
-Bug 4 throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Noodle paws a pair of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Noodle tosses a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a pair of furious punches to the mouth. Noodle doesn't notice.
+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the face!!
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw!
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+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a flurry of furious punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 45 of 64 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Bug 4 fires a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 throws a wild jab to the chin. Noodle falls against the ropes!
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a series of vicious punches to the eye!
+Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Bug 4 paws a jab to the nose, but comes up empty.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle scores with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Bug 4 drills Noodle with a pair of furious punches to the jaw!! Noodle gets mad!
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-Bug 4 throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Bug 4 attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
+Bug 4 throws a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 covers up.
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+Noodle lands a pair of punches to the face.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a jab to the head.
+Noodle belts Bug 4 with a volley of stinging punches to the nose!
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a roundhouse to the chin!
+Bug 4 strikes with a series of strong punches to the mouth!!
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the chin!
+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
+Bug 4 fires a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
+Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a series of light punches to the temple.
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+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 whacks Noodle with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 tosses a series of commanding punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle takes charge with a volley of light punches to the mouth.
-Bug 4 attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Bug 4 attempts a pair of punches to the head, but to no avail.
+Bug 4 lands a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Bug 4 slams Noodle with a barrage of punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 63 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 94 of 111 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Noodle tosses a volley of punches to the head.
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+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Bug 4 attacks with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Noodle steps aside.
-Noodle tries a jab to the mouth, but Bug 4 ties him up.
+Noodle solidly lands a jab to the head.
+Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
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+Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
-Bug 4 attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the jaw!
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the temple. Noodle falls against the ropes!
+Bug 4 attacks with a pair of punches to the eye. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a flurry of solid punches to the chin!
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+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a series of nice shots to the temple. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner.
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+Noodle connects with a volley of off balance punches to the head.
-Noodle charges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a volley of punches to the head. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 fires a series of loud punches to the nose.
+Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a series of hard punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 86 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 34 of 47 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a light jab to the temple.
-Bug 4 probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a furious roundhouse to the eye.
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+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 falls against the ropes!
+Bug 4 hits with a series of punches to the chest. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Noodle attacks with a barrage of painful punches to the temple.
+Noodle attacks with a volley of quick punches to the eye!
+Noodle lands a barrage of mean punches to the head.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
-Bug 4 throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a barrage of mean punches to the nose. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
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+Noodle solidly lands a jab to the face.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 lands a stiff right to the nose!!
+Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a light left to the jaw.
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
-Bug 4 throws a left right to the stomach, but Noodle escapes.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a quick right to the eye.
+Noodle throws a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Bug 4 fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Noodle quickly backs away.
+Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a series of light punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 solidly lands a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus!!
+Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Noodle slams Bug 4 with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw! Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bug 4 drills Noodle with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a series of loud punches to the jaw!! Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a series of punches to the chin.
-Bug 4 throws a left cross to the chest, but Noodle escapes.
+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a pair of quick punches to the temple. Noodle is hurt!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Noodle hits with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Bug 4 fires a pair of vicious punches to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 64 of 64 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 95 of 122 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle is obviously tired.

Bug 4 is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!