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(Heavyweight) Annoyance v5.0 defeated Rockness Monster by unanimous decision: 114-109, 114-109, 114-109.

Match Saturday, March 30, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 321 pounds (146 kilograms) is Annoyance v5.0!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Annoyance lands a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Monster annoys Annoyance with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Monster attacks with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
+Monster fires a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Annoyance throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Monster annoys Annoyance with a painful left to the eye.
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+Monster lashes out with a series of light punches to the nose. Annoyance retreats to the far corner.
+Monster slams Annoyance with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Monster scores with a pair of loud punches to the ribs. Annoyance backpedals to his own corner.
+Monster hits with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Monster hits Annoyance with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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+Monster throws a pair of painful punches to the eye.
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+Monster nails Annoyance with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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+Annoyance thumps Monster with a barrage of blows to the face.
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-Annoyance tries to land a volley of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Monster slams Annoyance with a hook to the chest.
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-Annoyance probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Monster deftly avoits it.
+Monster hurts Annoyance with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth. Annoyance is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 13 of 32 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 53 of 53 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 10-9


Annoyance doesn't want to stop fighting!

Monster doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Monster jolts Annoyance with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Annoyance shakes his head to clear it.
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-Annoyance attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Annoyance charges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Monster narrowly avoids it
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+Monster pounds Annoyance with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Annoyance attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but Monster ducks just in time.
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+Monster pounds Annoyance with a barrage of wild punches to the chin. Annoyance hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Monster wakes up the fans with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
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+Monster connects with a nice sweeping right to the head.
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+Monster catches Annoyance with a straight right to the nose.
+Monster pounds Annoyance with a jab to the nose.
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+Monster tosses a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Monster punches Annoyance with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Annoyance lashes out with a left cross to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Monster smacks Annoyance with a series of punches to the nose. Annoyance retreats to the far corner.
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+Monster backs up Annoyance with a barrage of vicious blows to the mouth. Annoyance gets mad!
+Annoyance jolts Monster with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 14 of 33 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 54 of 54 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 20-18


Annoyance doesn't want to stop fighting!

Monster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Annoyance pops Monster with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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+Monster throws a series of glancing punches to the face.
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+Annoyance jars Monster with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach! Monster retreats to the far corner.
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+Annoyance hits with a flurry of punches to the chest. Monster doesn't seem bothered.
+Monster takes charge with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Monster hits with a series of heavy blows to the eye.
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-Annoyance lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Monster escapes.
+Monster catches Annoyance with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Monster annoys Annoyance with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
+Monster catches Annoyance with a stinging jab to the ribs.
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+Monster punches Annoyance with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Monster tags Annoyance with a series of punches to the face.
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-Annoyance lunges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Monster steps aside.
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+Monster tosses a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Monster fires a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus! Annoyance ignores it.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 18 of 39 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 55 of 57 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 30-27


Annoyance doesn't want to stop fighting!

Monster is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Annoyance fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but Monster quickly backs away.
+Monster attacks with a pair of strong punches to the mouth. Annoyance quickly recovers.
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-Annoyance paws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Monster stays away from it.
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-Annoyance fires a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Monster narrowly avoids it
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+Annoyance tags Monster with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach. Monster retreats to the far corner.
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-Annoyance fires a series of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Annoyance thumps Monster with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Annoyance lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Annoyance stuns Monster with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 18 of 42 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 8 of 9 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 39-37


Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!

Monster is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Annoyance hits with a straight right to the temple.
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-Annoyance tries a left to the head, but Monster ducks just in time.
+Monster annoys Annoyance with a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
+Monster hurts Annoyance with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Annoyance thumps Monster with a pair of light punches to the mouth. Monster hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Monster pokes Annoyance with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Monster wallops Annoyance with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Annoyance launches a volley of right punches to the face, but Monster covers himself well.
+Monster attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Monster suprises Annoyance with a flurry of punches to the chest! Annoyance sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Annoyance annoys Monster with a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
+Monster catches Annoyance with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
-Annoyance attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Annoyance attempts a right jab to the nose, but fails to score.
+Monster throws a series of punches to the head.
+Monster backs up Annoyance with a series of painful punches to the nose.
+Annoyance takes charge with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Monster lashes out with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Annoyance lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Monster beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Monster staggers Annoyance with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Monster hits Annoyance with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus! Annoyance hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Annoyance tags Monster with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Monster beats a hasty retreat.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 34 of 57 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 60 of 60 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 49-46


Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!

Monster is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Annoyance punches Monster with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Annoyance lands a barrage of punches to the mouth. Monster backpedals to his own corner.
+Monster hits with a pair of punches to the chest!!
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+Annoyance jolts Monster with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Annoyance attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but Monster blocks.
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-Annoyance probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Annoyance connects with a pair of punches to the head!
+Annoyance punches Monster with a sweeping right to the mouth.
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-Annoyance throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses.
+Annoyance stuns Monster with a series of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Annoyance attacks with a series of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 30 of 53 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 7 of 8 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 58-56


Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!

Monster is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Monster fires a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Monster hits with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Monster pounds Annoyance with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus. Annoyance covers up.
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+Monster throws a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Annoyance smashes Monster with a pair of punches to the jaw!
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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-Annoyance throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Monster leaps aside.
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-Annoyance probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Annoyance suprises Monster with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple. Monster sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Monster tosses a series of punches to the mouth.
+Annoyance slams Monster with a mean sweeping right to the stomach.
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-Annoyance probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Monster stuns Annoyance with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
-Annoyance throws a left straight right to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Monster fires a flurry of glancing punches to the eye. Annoyance hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Monster connects with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
+Annoyance punches Monster with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw. Monster seems wobbly!
-Annoyance probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Annoyance smacks Monster with a series of blows to the nose.
+Monster hurts Annoyance with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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+Annoyance backs up Monster with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Monster smacks Annoyance with a pair of punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 31 of 58 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 55 of 55 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 68-65


Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!

Monster is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Annoyance belts Monster with a volley of punches to the nose. Monster laughs!
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-Annoyance lashes out with a cross to the face, but fails to score.
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+Monster pummels Annoyance with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
+Annoyance connects with a volley of mean punches to the eye.
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+Annoyance whacks Monster with a volley of punches to the face!! Monster beats a hasty retreat.
Annoyance lands a lightning blow to the head and Monster's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Monster struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Annoyance tries a cross to the eye, but falls short.
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-Annoyance paws a series of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Annoyance paws a series of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Monster punches Annoyance with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 11 of 31 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 8 of 8 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-8

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 76-75


Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!

Monster is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Annoyance tries to land a left jab to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Monster hits with a volley of commanding punches to the chin.
+Monster punches Annoyance with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
+Monster slams Annoyance with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
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+Monster pokes Annoyance with a pair of light punches to the nose.
+Annoyance belts Monster with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Annoyance paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Annoyance drills Monster with a off balance jab to the face.
Annoyance lands a thundering right blow to the temple and Monster bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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TWO

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FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Monster struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Monster throws a pair of punches to the nose.
+Monster tosses a barrage of punches to the temple!
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-Annoyance paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Monster stays away from it.
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+Monster thumps Annoyance with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Annoyance attempts a pair of left blows to the temple, but Monster narrowly avoids it
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+Monster nails Annoyance with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Annoyance hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
+Monster solidly lands a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth. Annoyance asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Monster pokes Annoyance with a barrage of punches to the eye. Annoyance gets mad!
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+Annoyance jars Monster with a barrage of commanding punches to the head. Monster grimaces in pain.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 14 of 34 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 57 of 57 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-8

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 85-84


Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!

Monster is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Monster throws a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
+Monster hurts Annoyance with a series of commanding punches to the face.
+Annoyance punches Monster with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
Annoyance lands a blood spattering uppercut and Monster is knocked off his feet!!

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TWO

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FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Monster struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Monster stuns Annoyance with a quick jab to the solar plexus.
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+Monster thumps Annoyance with a commanding straight right to the eye.
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+Monster hits Annoyance with a strong jab to the chin.
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+Annoyance smacks Monster with a jab to the temple. Monster laughs!
+Monster tattoos Annoyance with a flurry of punches to the eye! Annoyance grimaces in pain.
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+Monster thumps Annoyance with a barrage of nasty punches to the head. Annoyance covers up.
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-Annoyance tries to land a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Monster tattoos Annoyance with a commanding roundhouse to the temple.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Annoyance hurts Monster with a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
+Monster hits with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Monster attacks with a right to the nose.
+Annoyance punches Monster with a heavy jab to the nose. Monster retreats to the far corner.
+Annoyance connects with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
Annoyance lands a resounding left cross to the jaw and Monster falls senseless!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Monster struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Annoyance lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Annoyance attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Monster beats a hasty retreat.
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+Monster hits with a glancing left to the chin.
+Monster punches Annoyance with a flurry of quick punches to the chin. Annoyance hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Monster hammers Annoyance with a series of stiff punches to the eye. Annoyance hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Monster fires a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
+Annoyance nails Monster with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw!! Monster shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 17 of 35 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 54 of 54 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-7

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 95-91


Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!

Monster looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 11

Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Monster punches Annoyance with a series of strong punches to the face!
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-Monster attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Annoyance escapes.
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-Monster launches a pair of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Monster tries a pair of right punches to the face, but misses.
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+Monster hurts Annoyance with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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+Monster wallops Annoyance with a series of painful punches to the mouth. Annoyance doesn't notice.
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+Monster nails Annoyance with a volley of glancing shots to the nose.
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+Annoyance tattoos Monster with a series of vicious punches to the mouth. Monster is hurt!
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+Monster tags Annoyance with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Monster throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Monster throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Monster lashes out with a volley of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-Monster charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Annoyance steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 5 of 8 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 30 of 59 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 104-101


Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!

Monster looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 12

Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Monster is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Annoyance rocks Monster with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Monster paws a flurry of uppercuts to the nose, but falls short.
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-Monster lunges with a left to the eye, but Annoyance leaps aside.
+Monster scores with a barrage of nice roundhouses to the head.
+Monster throws a series of solid punches to the nose.
-Monster fires a barrage of right punches to the head, but Annoyance ducks.
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+Monster hits with a series of solid uppercuts to the head.
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-Monster launches a flurry of left roundhouses to the mouth, but Annoyance backs out of it.
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+Annoyance slams Monster with a barrage of nice uppercuts to the nose. Monster grimaces in pain.
Annoyance lands a cruel uppercut and Monster staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE
Monster struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Monster pokes Annoyance with a pair of glancing roundhouses to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 8 of 8 punches, and Rockness Monster landed 23 of 39 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-8

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 114-109


Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!

Monster receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut below the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 2: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 3: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 4: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 5: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 6: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 7: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 8: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 9: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 10: Annoyance v5.0 10-7
Round 11: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 12: Annoyance v5.0 10-8

Total Score: Annoyance v5.0 114-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 2: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 3: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 4: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 5: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 6: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 7: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 8: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 9: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 10: Annoyance v5.0 10-7
Round 11: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 12: Annoyance v5.0 10-8

Total Score: Annoyance v5.0 114-109


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 2: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 3: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 4: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 5: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 6: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 7: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 8: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 9: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 10: Annoyance v5.0 10-7
Round 11: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 12: Annoyance v5.0 10-8

Total Score: Annoyance v5.0 114-109

Annoyance v5.0 wins by decision!