Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Pansy"WWW" Slapper defeated Dr. Squarejack of Australia by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Thursday, March 28, 2019In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 81 pounds (37 kilograms) is Pansy"WWW" Slapper!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Dr. Squarejack of Australia!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Australia launches a barrage of left shots to the head, but only hits air.
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+Www attacks with a pair of furious punches to the face!! Australia sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Australia throws a series of left punches to the temple, but Www steps aside.
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-Australia launches a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Www throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Australia narrowly avoids it
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+Www hits with a pair of punches to the nose. Australia sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Www lands a volley of punches to the chin. Australia is hurt!
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+Www hammers Australia with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 26 of 41 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 6 of 23 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 10-9
Www doesn't want to stop fighting!
Australia doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Australia attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Www throws a volley of nice blows to the stomach.
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-Australia throws a straight right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Www suprises Australia with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Australia solidly lands a barrage of mean blows to the solar plexus. Www is hurt!
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+Www tosses a volley of punches to the jaw. Australia laughs!
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Www attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Australia beats a hasty retreat.
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+Www wakes up the fans with a series of wild punches to the face.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 25 of 41 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 8 of 23 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 20-18
Www doesn't even want to rest!
Australia doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Www jars Australia with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Www attacks with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Australia attacks with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Www blocks.
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-Australia attempts a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Www stays away from it.
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-Www charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Australia ducks.
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-Www lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Australia covers himself well.
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+Australia attacks with a barrage of powerful blows to the solar plexus. Www shakes his head to clear it.
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+Www backs up Australia with a strong cross to the jaw. Australia retreats to the far corner.
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+Www suprises Australia with a volley of punches to the nose!
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Australia paws a volley of shots to the stomach, but Www escapes.
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-Www probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Australia hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 21 of 36 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 6 of 23 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 30-27
Www doesn't even want to rest!
Australia doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Www fires a jab to the chin, but Australia stays away from it.
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+Www wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the chest. Australia sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Australia tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but Www escapes.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Www launches a series of right punches to the eye, but Australia ducks just in time.
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-Australia launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but Www takes it in the forearms.
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-Www fires a pair of left punches to the chin, but Australia deftly avoits it.
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-Australia attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Australia launches a volley of left blows to the chest, but Www steps aside and laughs.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www throws a flurry of punches to the nose. Australia hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Www wakes up the fans with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Www throws a pair of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 24 of 38 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 6 of 23 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 40-36
Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Australia doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Australia tries to land a left straight right to the chest, but misses.
Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Australia attempts a right hook to the stomach, but Www backs out of it.
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+Australia fires a series of loud blows to the ribs!
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Www attacks with a series of right punches to the face, but Australia steps aside.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Www probes with a left to the temple, but goes wide.
+Www attacks with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Www tosses a volley of punches to the head.
+Www pounds Australia with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Www belts Australia with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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-Www fires a volley of right punches to the face, but Australia escapes.
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-Australia lunges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Www throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 22 of 42 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 7 of 24 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 50-45
Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Australia doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www punches Australia with a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
+Www wallops Australia with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple. Australia hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Www throws a series of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Australia launches a roundhouse to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Australia wallops Www with a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus! Www seems wobbly!
-Australia throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Www takes it in the forearms.
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-Www probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Www lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Www tries to land a series of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Www strikes with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 18 of 38 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 8 of 26 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 60-54
Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Australia doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Australia clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Australia attempts a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www fires a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Www launches a straight right to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Www attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin. Australia hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Www tags Australia with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Australia launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Www beats a hasty retreat.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Australia jolts Www with a off balance hook to the ribs. Www seems wobbly!
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-Www lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but Australia deftly avoits it.
-Australia throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Www hits Australia with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
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-Www charges with a roundhouse to the temple, but Australia ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 19 of 43 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 7 of 23 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 70-63
Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Australia doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Australia grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Australia lunges with a pair of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Australia lashes out with a flurry of shots to the eye, but Www deftly avoits it.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Australia launches a volley of blows to the nose, but Www leaps aside.
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-Australia tries to land a cross to the mouth, but Www stays away from it.
-Australia attempts a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Australia takes charge with a hook to the chin!! Www hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 5 of 8 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 9 of 32 punches.
Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 79-73
Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Australia doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Australia grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Australia throws a volley of blows to the head.
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-Australia tries to land a barrage of right shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Australia launches a hook to the face, but Www takes it in the forearms.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Australia fires a pair of right punches to the face, but Www stays away from it.
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-Australia probes with a left uppercut to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Australia tags Www with a vicious right to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 5 of 8 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 9 of 30 punches.
Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 88-83
Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Australia doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Australia grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
-Australia throws a right hook to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Australia attempts a series of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Australia attempts a flurry of left shots to the head, but Www covers himself well.
Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Australia hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Australia fires a series of blows to the temple, but goes wide.
-Australia charges with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Www ties him up.
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+Australia tosses a powerful jab to the chin.
+Www hits with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Australia pops Www with a pair of shots to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 5 of 7 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 9 of 32 punches.
Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 97-93
Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Australia doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Australia is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Australia lunges with a series of crosses to the jaw, but misses.
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+Www pops Australia with a barrage of vicious blows to the eye!
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-Australia tries to land a barrage of uppercuts to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Australia probes with a right to the chin, but Www leaps aside.
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+Australia throws a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
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-Australia lunges with a pair of right uppercuts to the eye, but Www takes it in the forearms.
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-Australia paws a volley of right shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 11 of 42 punches.
Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 106-103
Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Australia doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Australia is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Australia tries to land a volley of right uppercuts to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Australia strikes with a volley of solid blows to the chin.
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+Australia tattoos Www with a series of stinging uppercuts to the face. Www ignores it.
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-Australia charges with a volley of left shots to the eye, but misses.
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-Australia throws a pair of uppercuts to the head, but Www hides behind his gloves.
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+Www rocks Australia with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Australia fires a barrage of right uppercuts to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Australia probes with a right to the head, but Www blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dr. Squarejack of Australia landed 11 of 36 punches.
Dr. Squarejack of Australia won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 115-113
Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
Australia doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 4: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 9: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 10: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 11: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 12: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Total Score: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 4: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 9: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 10: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 11: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 12: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Total Score: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 115-113
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 4: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 9: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 10: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 11: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Round 12: Dr. Squarejack of Australia 10-9
Total Score: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 115-113
Pansy"WWW" Slapper wins by decision!
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