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(Light-Heavyweight) LH Dork Boom III defeated BOT-191771 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Friday, March 22, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 163 pounds (74 kilograms) is LH Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is BOT-191771!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Lh Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-191771 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-191771 lashes out with a pair of nice shots to the jaw.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-191771 staggers Lh Dork Boom Iii with a series of solid punches to the chin.
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-Bot-191771 probes with a pair of blows to the eye, but fails to score.
Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii throws a loud roundhouse to the face.
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+Bot-191771 tosses a flurry of stiff shots to the face. Lh Dork Boom Iii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom III landed 13 of 24 punches, and BOT-191771 landed 17 of 26 punches.

BOT-191771 won the round 10-9

BOT-191771 is winning the fight 10-9


Lh Dork Boom Iii doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-191771 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Lh Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-191771 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii tags Bot-191771 with a barrage of stiff blows to the ribs.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lh Dork Boom Iii fires a left roundhouse to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii attacks with a stiff cross to the stomach.
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-Bot-191771 fires a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-191771 connects with a pair of light blows to the stomach.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-191771 smacks Lh Dork Boom Iii with a pair of stinging blows to the chest. Lh Dork Boom Iii sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom III landed 9 of 17 punches, and BOT-191771 landed 14 of 24 punches.

BOT-191771 won the round 10-9

BOT-191771 is winning the fight 20-18


Lh Dork Boom Iii doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-191771 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Lh Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-191771 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Lh Dork Boom Iii tags Bot-191771 with a flurry of off balance blows to the chest.
Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii punches Bot-191771 with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-191771 pokes Lh Dork Boom Iii with a volley of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
-Bot-191771 attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Lh Dork Boom Iii steps aside and laughs.
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-Lh Dork Boom Iii probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-191771 belts Lh Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of nasty shots to the stomach.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom III landed 12 of 26 punches, and BOT-191771 landed 15 of 27 punches.

LH Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

BOT-191771 is winning the fight 29-28


Lh Dork Boom Iii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-191771 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Lh Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-191771 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Lh Dork Boom Iii attacks with a uppercut to the chest, but Bot-191771 covers himself well.
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-Bot-191771 fires a pair of blows to the chest, but Lh Dork Boom Iii leaps aside.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii grazes Bot-191771 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-191771 hits with a flurry of shots to the chest.
Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-191771 solidly lands a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Lh Dork Boom Iii doesn't seem bothered.
Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lh Dork Boom Iii tattoos Bot-191771 with a powerful right to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-191771 hits Lh Dork Boom Iii with a mean jab to the ribs.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Lh Dork Boom Iii throws a heavy hook to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom III landed 13 of 23 punches, and BOT-191771 landed 18 of 24 punches.

BOT-191771 won the round 10-9

BOT-191771 is winning the fight 39-37


Lh Dork Boom Iii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-191771 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Lh Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-191771 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Lh Dork Boom Iii launches a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii hits with a pair of painful shots to the chest.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lh Dork Boom Iii probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Lh Dork Boom Iii probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-191771 tosses a volley of nasty shots to the solar plexus. Lh Dork Boom Iii shakes his head to clear it.
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-Bot-191771 attacks with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lh Dork Boom Iii hits Bot-191771 with a pair of stiff shots to the solar plexus. Bot-191771 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bot-191771 drills Lh Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Lh Dork Boom Iii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom III landed 15 of 33 punches, and BOT-191771 landed 17 of 23 punches.

LH Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

BOT-191771 is winning the fight 48-47


Lh Dork Boom Iii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-191771 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Lh Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-191771 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Lh Dork Boom Iii attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii jars Bot-191771 with a right to the chest.
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+Bot-191771 clocks Lh Dork Boom Iii with a pair of shots to the chest.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lh Dork Boom Iii slams Bot-191771 with a series of punches to the chest.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-191771 hits with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lh Dork Boom Iii lands a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Bot-191771 takes it in the forearms.
+Bot-191771 throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-191771 nails Lh Dork Boom Iii with a flurry of mean shots to the stomach.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom III landed 16 of 28 punches, and BOT-191771 landed 20 of 32 punches.

BOT-191771 won the round 10-9

BOT-191771 is winning the fight 58-56


Lh Dork Boom Iii is obviously tired.

Bot-191771 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Lh Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-191771 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
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-Bot-191771 tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Lh Dork Boom Iii quickly backs away.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-191771 pounds Lh Dork Boom Iii with a volley of powerful blows to the ribs! Lh Dork Boom Iii beats a hasty retreat.
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-Lh Dork Boom Iii throws a series of right blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-191771 wakes up the fans with a series of painful shots to the chest. Lh Dork Boom Iii is hurt!
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+Bot-191771 pummels Lh Dork Boom Iii with a barrage of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii pokes Bot-191771 with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii hits Bot-191771 with a glancing cross to the chest. Bot-191771 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii attacks with a series of painful shots to the chest.
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-Lh Dork Boom Iii charges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Bot-191771 hides behind his gloves.
+Bot-191771 backs up Lh Dork Boom Iii with a series of nice shots to the solar plexus.
-Lh Dork Boom Iii attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom III landed 20 of 41 punches, and BOT-191771 landed 21 of 30 punches.

LH Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

BOT-191771 is winning the fight 67-66


Lh Dork Boom Iii is obviously tired.

Bot-191771 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Lh Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-191771 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii scores with a pair of solid shots to the ribs!
+Lh Dork Boom Iii connects with a series of stiff punches to the stomach. Bot-191771 seems wobbly!
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii thumps Bot-191771 with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest!!
Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-191771 suprises Lh Dork Boom Iii with a volley of light punches to the chin. Lh Dork Boom Iii is hurt!
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii hits with a series of light shots to the chest. Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-191771 throws a volley of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-191771 hurts Lh Dork Boom Iii with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom III landed 20 of 35 punches, and BOT-191771 landed 20 of 31 punches.

LH Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Lh Dork Boom Iii is slowing down.

Bot-191771 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Lh Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-191771 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Lh Dork Boom Iii hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Bot-191771 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Bot-191771 tries a pair of punches to the nose, but Lh Dork Boom Iii deftly avoits it.
+Bot-191771 lands a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-191771 throws a series of right blows to the temple, but Lh Dork Boom Iii steps aside.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lh Dork Boom Iii tries to attack, but Bot-191771 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-191771 hits with a flurry of shots to the eye. Lh Dork Boom Iii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Lh Dork Boom Iii suprises Bot-191771 with a series of quick punches to the ribs. Bot-191771 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Lh Dork Boom Iii probes with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Lh Dork Boom Iii stuns Bot-191771 with a barrage of quick punches to the chest. Bot-191771 covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom III landed 14 of 25 punches, and BOT-191771 landed 13 of 31 punches.

LH Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

LH Dork Boom III is winning the fight 86-85


Lh Dork Boom Iii is slowing down.

Bot-191771 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Lh Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-191771 is brawling. (inside)

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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Lh Dork Boom Iii jolts Bot-191771 with a volley of quick shots to the chest.
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-Lh Dork Boom Iii throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Bot-191771 ducks just in time.
-Bot-191771 paws a uppercut to the jaw, but Lh Dork Boom Iii steps aside and laughs.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-191771 jars Lh Dork Boom Iii with a pair of quick blows to the jaw. Lh Dork Boom Iii is hurt!
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-Bot-191771 paws a barrage of blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Lh Dork Boom Iii wallops Bot-191771 with a series of furious punches to the chest!
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+Bot-191771 pounds Lh Dork Boom Iii with a volley of hard shots to the mouth.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lh Dork Boom Iii hits Bot-191771 with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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Bot-191771 tries to attack, but Lh Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-191771 drills Lh Dork Boom Iii with a series of painful shots to the nose.
+ The fighters swap blows to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom III landed 17 of 23 punches, and BOT-191771 landed 17 of 40 punches.

LH Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

LH Dork Boom III is winning the fight 96-94


Lh Dork Boom Iii is slowing down.

Bot-191771 collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Lh Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-191771 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Lh Dork Boom Iii nails Bot-191771 with a shot to the solar plexus.
+Lh Dork Boom Iii nails Bot-191771 with a flurry of blows to the chest. Bot-191771 falls against the ropes! Lh Dork Boom Iii is hammering relentlessly! Bot-191771 collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
LH Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lh Dork Boom Iii is slowing down.

Bot-191771 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 2: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 3: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 4: LH Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: LH Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 7: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 8: LH Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: LH Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: LH Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 2: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 5: LH Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 7: LH Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: LH Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: LH Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: LH Dork Boom III 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 2: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 5: LH Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: BOT-191771 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: LH Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: LH Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: LH Dork Boom III 10-9

LH Dork Boom III wins by a technical knockout!